stalkers

[Captain Turdseye]

I know he’ll be an absolute freak in person as well, especially if he is a long lost relative of my grandad. I don’t see that side of the family unless there’s a funeral or something, but @VladimirIlyich knows my great uncle from round his way and should be able to confirm that he’s, I don’t know, a bit on the strange side. 
 

My grandad was the only normal person out of all of them but he’s been dead for 25 years. 

[Bjornebye]

Anyone got a stream for the bumming? 

[Elite]

Imagine if he's one of those heir hunters and all he wants to do is tell Turdseye he's been left £10m but he just keeps ignoring the poor cunt.

[Captain Howdy]

10 minutes ago, Elite said:

Imagine if he's one of those heir hunters and all he wants to do is tell Turdseye he's been left £10m but he just keeps ignoring the poor cunt.

Ha ha 

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

*sigh*

 

Strange last name, John. 

[lifetime fan]

He aptly looks like a retired, alcoholic Captain Birdseye. 

[Lee909]

On 07/05/2022 at 12:31, Captain Turdseye said:

Posted about this weird cunt in another thread. Tracked some family members down online, declared he was a long lost relative and then started leaving creepy messages on years old photographs of my kids. 
 

These are just the ones I haven’t rejected. 
 

Make it stop. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Probably due another message from him soon. I remember posting in another thread about the shit he was sending me. Invites to f**ty ‘banter’ groups on Facebook and a gif of some massive bouncy black boobs. Or unsolicited pornography, if you like. 
 

 

 

 

Never met the bloke. Swapped one message with him years back when he first added me. That was before he started posting comments on old pictures about how cute and gorgeous my kids are, which is why the creepy twat got blocked in the first place. 

[Captain Turdseye]

That’s four new Facebook profiles in little more than a year that he’s tried to add me on. 
 

*shudders*

[Elite]

10 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

That’s four new Facebook profiles in little more than a year that he’s tried to add me on. 
 

*shudders*

He's persistent I'll give him that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And very likely a nonce.

[Bjornebye]

I think I remember saying at the time that that’s a serious set of Bristol’s he’s sent you there. 

[Captain Turdseye]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I think I remember saying at the time that that’s a serious set of Bristol’s he’s sent you there. 

Would have been a slightly different screengrab. They do bounce an awful lot. 

[Anubis]