What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mike D]

 

Bernies Too Station Road Maghull. £6.50 for everything with as many cups of tea you want. Extra sausage instead of beans.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Mike D said:

 

Bernies Too Station Road Maghull. £6.50 for everything with as many cups of tea you want. Extra sausage instead of beans.

They could have cooked the tomatoes but that looks lovely. Decent price as well 

[Mook]

7 minutes ago, Mike D said:

 

Bernies Too Station Road Maghull. £6.50 for everything with as many cups of tea you want. Extra sausage instead of beans.

'Can I have a fry up with the plate of tomatoes please?'

[Bob]

On 22/01/2022 at 11:39, Bernard Diomede said:

 

Didn’t have any black pudding 

Beans would add so much to that dry but otherwise splendid looking feast. Lose a hash brown, add beans, done.

[Bob]

15 minutes ago, Mike D said:

 

Bernies Too Station Road Maghull. £6.50 for everything with as many cups of tea you want. Extra sausage instead of beans.

I know you added an extra sausage as a swap item, but they should’ve just delayed serving until they’d cooked it instead of throwing it on straight from the fridge. That’s how good poisoning happens.

 

also, needs beans and fewer tomatoes.

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Mike D said:

 

Bernies Too Station Road Maghull. £6.50 for everything with as many cups of tea you want. Extra sausage instead of beans.

That’s proper. Sausages look a big undercooked 

[Captain Willard]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

'Can I have a fry up with the plate of tomatoes please?'

Ha ha

[Brownie]

Day off today and a break from the granola and yogurt.

[YorkshireRed]

10 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Day off today and a break from the granola and yogurt.

If I was on death row and someone brought me this as my final meal I’d eat it in silence, whilst silently seething. 
 

Any last words I’d had planned would be binned. Instead, I’d simply ask that whoever cooked me that atrocity be informed that I would be haunting them from beyond my unmarked grave. 
 

I’d probably also concede that the plate was ok. 
 

Then I’d fry (something this breakfast thought it was too good for).

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Day off today and a break from the granola and yogurt.

The toast looks nice. So do the eggs & bacon. The tea looks piss weak. The rest is just a bit of a let down. I'm sure it tastes nice but it lacks a bit of sexiness. I'd eat it but I wouldn't fuck it if that makes sense? 

[YorkshireRed]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I'd eat it but I wouldn't fuck it if that makes sense? 

Perfectly - I think this about Katy Perry. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, YorkshireRed said:

Perfectly - I think this about Katie Perry. 

Easily the gayest post of the day so far 

[Brownie]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The toast looks nice. So do the eggs & bacon. The tea looks piss weak. The rest is just a bit of a let down. I'm sure it tastes nice but it lacks a bit of sexiness. I'd eat it but I wouldn't fuck it if that makes sense? 

I don’t know whether to feel full, still hungry or horny.

[Tony Moanero]

31 minutes ago, Brownie said:

Day off today and a break from the granola and yogurt.

Cunt cutlery etiquette. Tidy those placemats and coasters, you scruffy sod. Bacon looks nice.

 

[Brownie]

5 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cunt cutlery etiquette. Tidy those placemats and coasters, you scruffy sod. Bacon looks nice.

 

Tidy? Tidy?! Do I look like I have a vagina to you?

 

Actually, don’t answer that.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Cunt cutlery etiquette. Tidy those placemats and coasters, you scruffy sod. Bacon looks nice.

 

Hahahahahaha hammer him then causally drop "bacon looks nice" into it.  I'm pissing myself here 

[tokyojoe]

Yesterdays offering cooked by yours truly. Co-op chipolatas, smoked bacon, M&S black pud, fried bread and egg.

 

And please note NO FUCKING BEANS!

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, tokyojoe said:

Yesterdays offering cooked by yours truly. Co-op chipolatas, smoked bacon, M&S black pud, fried bread and egg.

 

And please note NO FUCKING BEANS!

A decent vet would have that pig back in the pen with a little TLC.

 

Why the fuck didn’t you cook it? 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Yesterdays offering cooked by yours truly. Co-op chipolatas, smoked bacon, M&S black pud, fried bread and egg.

 

And please note NO FUCKING BEANS!

Hahahahaha fucking hell there's a spider in the corner of the room leaving that bacon messages in it's web. Has the power been cut off in yours? I could cook that better rubbing it between my hands. 

[Tony Moanero]

11 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Yesterdays offering cooked by yours truly. Co-op chipolatas, smoked bacon, M&S black pud, fried bread and egg.

 

And please note NO FUCKING BEANS!

No beans and tray rep.

[cloggypop]

Is the egg the thing that looks like a crumpet? 

[tokyojoe]

Still a lot better than most of the crap I've seen on this thread. And a lot of you have actually gone out and PAID for it to be fucked up.

[Bjornebye]

Who lives closest to Dave? We might need an intervention 

[TheHowieLama]

14 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Yesterdays offering cooked by yours truly. Co-op chipolatas, smoked bacon, M&S black pud, fried bread and egg.

 

And please note NO FUCKING BEANS!

It looks like a culinary interpretation of an elephant with translucent ears.

[Mike D]

19 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Yesterdays offering cooked by yours truly. Co-op chipolatas, smoked bacon, M&S black pud, fried bread and egg.

 

And please note NO FUCKING BEANS!

Think I can see Jesus’s face in the fried bread.