Weddings

[rb14]

There's been a lot of talk about weddings on here, so I thought I'd continue the theme.

 

My mate emailed me these pix which I thought you might like to see...

 

 

Bless.

[Ted]

Class. Some people have it. Some people can't spell it.

[Antynwa]

Queen of Croxteth there

[WaltonRed]

'Gypos' - is the politically incorrect term.

[Malarkey]

The old saying is that if you've got "it", flaunt "it". But ironically, they haven't got "it".

[Ted]

They defo all ended up in the PleasureRooms after that. Even the kids.

[Section_31]

* shudders

 

Had to pick my mother up once from my cousin's underclass extravaganza of an evening wedding 'do'. The DJ put "I will always love you" on for a slow dance, and my cousin's mates are all "wooo, go and dance with your husband!"

 

I turned around and her husband was fucked and leaning on his mother's shoulder in the middle of the dancefloor looking like he was going to collapse, she was about 72 and struggling to keep him up. My cousin was well pissed off, even more so after he spilt a pint of Guinness on the baby's pram.

 

He was an odd sort, when he was pissed he used to urinate on things. He'd destroyed thousands of pounds worth of electrical goods that way, and got beaten up by his workmates when they were all working on a site up in Newcastle. They were all sleeping in the same room for the night and he pissed on them all.

 

Last time I heard his arse was rotted out, he might actually be dead.

[King Emlyn]

* shudders

 

Had to pick my mother up once from my cousin's underclass extravaganza of an evening wedding 'do'. The DJ put "I will always love you" on for a slow dance, and my cousin's mates are all "wooo, go and dance with your husband!"

 

I turned around and her husband was fucked and leaning on his mother's shoulder in the middle of the dancefloor looking like he was going to collapse, she was about 72 and struggling to keep him up. My cousin was well pissed off, even more so after he spilt a pint of Guinness on the baby's pram.

 

He was an odd sort, when he was pissed he used to urinate on things. He'd destroyed thousands of pounds worth of electrical goods that way, and got beaten up by his workmates when they were all working on a site up in Newcastle. They were all sleeping in the same room for the night and he pissed on them all.

 

Last time I heard his arse was rotted out, he might actually be dead.

Just....oustanding

[RedKnight]

Just because you think it'll look good, doesn't actually mean it will be good.

[Cardie]

The fight at the end of that wedding must have been epic.

 

At least two of those will be seen at the next olympics being battered around the ring.

[Hooch]

I might pop a bottle of Lambrini/Archers to the happy couple.

[The Special One]

Oh. Em. Gee.

[Original202]

Good grief.

[neko]

reminds me of my wedding.

 

edit: i did shave that day though.

[PaulMcC]

Gypos.

[She Knows It]

Pikey weddings rule. They spend hundreds of thousands on that shit.

[neko]

bit OTT...

 

[PaulMcC]

Gypos have kings and everything.

 

I think King of the Gypos can do whatever he wants.

[PaulMcC]

The royal family are just like gypos.

 

Inbred, rich and ugly as fuck.

[She Knows It]

 

ETA: How much does that kid on the left look like a mini Mick Hucknall?

 

 

[god knows]

 

ETA: How much does that kid on the left look like a mini Mick Hucknall?

 

 

 

The last pic is amazing. What the fuck?!!

[Guest Alix]

was that carriage a cursed pumpkin?

[Special K]

That's what living tax free life can buy you.

 

Class, simple as that.

[Joe Le Taxi]

 

 

 

What the fuck have they done to Simons dog?

[Lucky Pierre]

Classy bird.