Getting pissed

[Nick Leeson]

I go out with the sole intention of getting fucked. Cheers Mark. So not spot on.

[ISeeRed]

The most quickly I've ever got pissed was when I went drinking with someone first thing in the morning after working a night shift. We (my workmate and I) heard something on local radio about them doing their breakfast show from a pub, so when we finished work at 7am we barrelled on down there & ordered pints. Fuck me, we were hammered after a couple. I think it was because our stomachs were completely empty (well, that's my excuse...) - I'd eaten my sandwiches at about 2am and had had nothing since. Anyway, the looks we got from the people in the pub who thought we actually going to, rather than coming from work, were priceless. :biggrin:

[Croque Monsieur]

Aye, that's a bit like all-dayer-strolling-from-beer-garden-to-beer-garden pissed I'd imagine. Do it at a nice casual pace and it's a winner.

 

That's the recipe for a great day out - days like that are to be treasured.

 

Being a real ale twat I love those rare occasions when I drink loads without feeling wrecked - it means I can remember every different pint I've had.

[23_Carra_Gold]

Is there a worse combination of bad tasting drinks? Jagermeister is horrendous and redbull stinks and leaves a horrible taste in your mouth.

 

They have Jager on tap in a lot of places here, 6 bottles upside down in a chilled box with a tap at the front. Great novelty I suppose.

 

To answer the poll, marathon drinker but would prefer to be pissed after 4 no doubt.

 

Aye and Lager tastes likes its been freshly vacumed from the Virgin Marys teet.

[Liverpool lad]

I go out with the sole intention of getting fucked. Cheers Mark. So not spot on.

 

I have been for a drink with you and you are quite social and with it when you have had a drink. I am referring to those who put loads of ale away before they leave the house, and rate a night by how much they drank.

[zigackly]

If I get pissed quick, I am filled with rage and anything could happen. If I go on a mammoth session however, I become the buddha. And therefore I have to vote for wisdom.

[23_Carra_Gold]

I have been for a drink with you and you are quite social and with it when you have had a drink. I am referring to those who put loads of ale away before they leave the house, and rate a night by how much they drank.

 

I do that when I'm broke because 24 bottles from the local Supermarket cost E18.99 but when you're out 1 bottle can cost E5 as you well know. The idea is to get totally fucked before you get in the taxi, sober up enough on the walk from the taxi so the bouncers let you in and then get one or 2 shots at the bar and you are fucked for the night.

 

Ace.

[Liverpool lad]

I do that when I'm broke because 24 bottles from the local Supermarket cost E18.99 but when you're out 1 bottle can cost E5 as you well know. The idea is to get totally fucked before you get in the taxi, sober up enough on the walk from the taxi so the bouncers let you in and then get one or 2 shots at the bar and you are fucked for the night.

 

Ace.

 

But I don't see the need to be totally fucked on a night out, I do enjoy a drink but getting to the stage were you are worried incase the doormen fuck you off is a bit much, especially at the start of the night

[Guest TK-421]

I think if you get drunk too quickly, for example if you're on an empty stomach, then you're heading for hangover territory. A slow burner is better based on a sound dinner. Sneak in a raspberry preserve flapjack for dessert and you're good to go.

[Nick Leeson]

I have been for a drink with you and you are quite social and with it when you have had a drink. I am referring to those who put loads of ale away before they leave the house, and rate a night by how much they drank.

Quite social? I'm the life and the fucking soul baby.

[Liverpool lad]

Quite social? I'm the life and the fucking soul baby.

 

You are

[Guest TK-421]

I reckon Leeson would groove pretty well on the discotheque dancefloor, just an educated guess.

[23_Carra_Gold]

But I don't see the need to be totally fucked on a night out, I do enjoy a drink but getting to the stage were you are worried incase the doormen fuck you off is a bit much, especially at the start of the night

 

Bouncers in Dublin are so strict you wouldn't believe it mate. If you sneeze you're fucked out. Going clubbing in Dublin is a totally different experience to clubbing in Liverpool.

 

And do you never get them nights where you just want to be totally too fucked to care?

[Nick Leeson]

I reckon Leeson would groove pretty well on the discotheque dancefloor, just an educated guess.

Leeson has trouble staying upright when it's time to do the deyisco deyernce. I'm long past dancing at that time. Usually stumbling into people and finding a quiet corner to puke in.

[Alan Sex]

I think if you get drunk too quickly, for example if you're on an empty stomach, then you're heading for hangover territory. A slow burner is better based on a sound dinner. Sneak in a raspberry preserve flapjack for dessert and you're good to go.

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I tend to get silly somewhere around the third pint and then stay at that level for about the next 6 (or however many - I don't count).

[Ezekiel 25:17]

The most quickly I've ever got pissed was when I went drinking with someone first thing in the morning after working a night shift. We (my workmate and I) heard something on local radio about them doing their breakfast show from a pub, so when we finished work at 7am we barrelled on down there & ordered pints. Fuck me, we were hammered after a couple. I think it was because our stomachs were completely empty (well, that's my excuse...) - I'd eaten my sandwiches at about 2am and had had nothing since. Anyway, the looks we got from the people in the pub who thought we actually going to, rather than coming from work, were priceless. :biggrin:

 

Bloody genius.

[hamstrung]

I drink too much, and as a consequence, it takes me a long time to get drunk. This exacerbates the "drinking too much" problem.

[JohnnyH]

I think when you're a kid you probably want to get shite-faced as soon as possible as it's cheaper. As you get a bit older you want to be able to enjoy your pints and have a good day. I love a Sunday in front of the footie and all the other Sunday sport on the box in my local. Sitting there watching game after game from the early kick off until the Spanish footie ends around 10pm. I can comfortably get through a dozen pints and not be totally pissed as long as I've have a bite to eat. It must be said though that at 6"4 and 17 odd stone, it's not a huge surprise I can hold a few pints.

[Remmie]

I love that hour or so of the calm before the blitzed storm. That's my ideal level of drunk, however it's impossible to get there and not end up getting more, AND too drunk.

[Unrighteous]

Bloody genius.

 

Except you'd actually be heading to work!

[dirty_sanchez]

I'm a rubbish drinker due to having the build of someone with a debilitating illness, but I kind of plateau after about 5 pints. I don't really get much drunker unless I hit the spirits.

[Paul]

What I really love is that first little buzz you get off alcohol. You're not arseholed by any means; it's just that feeling of the booze first going to your head that I love.

[Rex Banner]

I wish I got drunk easier it takes a lot for me to get really plastered, costs me a fortune if I go out drinking.

I'm about 6'4 and wide shoulders I'm not a lanky guy by any means so it takes a lot.

I've got work off until next Tuesday so I'm getting drunk tonight I'll keep track of how much Bacardi it takes to get really buzzed. I've got one of those big bottles from the duty free shop, gotta love that duty free liquor :yes:

[Alan Sex]