Claims to fame

[odris]

Sound like his reply was to just get you off his back and you will never hear from him again.

[Steve Holt]

When I was little I was heavy into astronomy. My mum met Patrick Moore and told him about me. He gave her his address so I could write to him, which I did. I got a handwritten reply from him with a signed copy of one of the Sky at Night books.

[RJ Fan club]

Noble, the lead guitarist from British Sea Power stayed in my spare room for two weeks when he was having his damp coursing done

[Section_31]

Sound like his reply was to just get you off his back and you will never hear from him again.

 

you fuck!

 

I got his contact details through an intermediary and apparently he's into the whole smalltown journo thing.

 

Believe.

 

Oh and he has an Iphone.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Uncle played in a band with Sting before the Police.

 

Great grandad was once the richest man in Chile, then went bust, died about a year later.

[Section_31]

I'm related to Stuart Hall

 

My granddad's cousin, Stuart Fell, played Compo's stunt double in Last of the Summer Wine (I may have said this on this thread already, can't be arsed looking) and is a stunt arranger on other shit.

[ODZ]

One of my friends from uni was best mates with Bar Refaeli when they were in high school. She had sleepovers with her and everything.

 

She saw her naked too.

 

Does that count?

[Stouffer]

I have jammed with the bass player from Steeleye Span and have had a few beers with the eleven times Egremont Crab Fair World Gurning Champion; Tommy Mattinson.

 

Oh I also once sat next to Graham Taylor on a flight to Geneva

[RedKnight]

My sister's Godfather is former Wales Rugby captain, Mervyn Davies. He's not mine like, no idea who my Godfather is.

[Anny Road]

I'm related to Stuart Hall

 

My granddad's cousin, Stuart Fell, played Compo's stunt double in Last of the Summer Wine (I may have said this on this thread already, can't be arsed looking) and is a stunt arranger on other shit.

Greatest claim to fame in the world. I'm so envious.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

Made an appearance on the 'Big Breakfast' when i was at school, must have been 1996 or 1997. Had the pleasure of sitting next to Denise van Outen during our little bit.

 

Thats not me thats Johnny Vaughan (where has he gone?)

[briefs]

Not mine, but Andi Peters, of Broom Cupboard fame, once told my ex to 'fuck off' while him and his friends were stood outside the BBC in London. You can't buy class like that.

 

Also, the same ex's mum used to be in a band with the dwarf from the original Lion, Witch and Wardrobe tv series.

[rubble-rouser]

I spoke to the nation on Radio 2 on Radcliffe and Maconie the other week.

 

Liam Gallagher called me a cunt in about 1998 in a pub in Primrose Hill.

 

My wife used to work with Dick ...

 

 

 

 

 

(of 'Dick and Dom in da Bungalow' shame)

[Jasmine]

Several years ago I met Nick Cave at Heathrow, what a great chap.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I went on a night out with vaoriious women and zoe ball, she let me drink jd out of her belly button, I hammered one of the lesser known wonam but reghardless , rock n rtoll, og .

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've had intercousere with thee of the hollyoaks cats good good very good.

[Mel Wood]

I went to primary school with Sammy Rogers off of Brookside. Phwooar.

 

And one of the teachers there was Elton Welsby's mum. Phw... Nah.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I did extra work on Hollyoaks and Brookside. I have a tape with my compilation of 30+ seconds of being in various backgrounds.

[ReddOrDedd]

Met one L Gallagher one night at a party. Bent over to pick up my beer bottle from the floor and he pounced, squeezing my bonce between his ample thighs while performing some kind of monkey dance. I can't say who enjoyed it less.

 

At the same party, got a piggyback round the party (at my insistence) from Fran, who is the lead singer of Travis. Top bloke, and good carrier (but shit songs).

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I know loads of famous current and ex football people including players, managers, coaches and well, more players, I can't tell you any more than that though, As if you'd believe me for a start but furthermore why would you even be arsed, I just know a lot, that's that'.

[ReddOrDedd]

I've had intercousere with thee of the hollyoaks cats good good very good.

 

Moi? It can't have been that good - I don't remember it.

[Remmie]

When I was little I was heavy into astronomy. My mum met Patrick Moore and told him about me. He gave her his address so I could write to him, which I did. I got a handwritten reply from him with a signed copy of one of the Sky at Night books.

Typical Capricorn.

[dirty_sanchez]

I've had intercousere with thee of the hollyoaks cats good good very good.

 

Was it Calvin, Mr C, and little Tom?

 

 

 

[TE-23]

My little Brother just got mentioned on the TV awards by Bernard Cribbins.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A bloke in work recently revealed that he's got a credit on a Half Man Half Biscuit CD.