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  1. Kevplest has issues. Castration maybe the key. Fucking idiot. Now that's a haiku. Worra tit.
  2. Awesome stuff. Me at 'The Crossroads' in Clarksdale, MS.
  3. 5 bands I'll be seeing this weekend: James The Enemy Public Image Ltd. Craig Charles Fantasy Funk Band Reef It'd better stay sunny.
  4. Salt. Bloody brilliant actually. Not my usual choice of film type but I got really into it - was gripped throughout, in fact. Definitely in the same vein as the Bourne films and Jolie's character had some good twists. Definitely worth a couple of hours of your life. 8.5 mental bints with guns out of 10.
  5. As I said before, the thread is beautiful faces - not just women. Don't be jealous fellas.
  6. This thread has broken my computer. I opened it earlier, watched the first vid, it then ended but the music kept going. I turned the volume off in the end as I couldn't be bothered to re-start at that point and since then I've opened and closed the lid of my computer about 4 times and have also been out of the house for about 3 hours leaving it alone doing nothing, logged out etc, but when I just put a DVD in and remembered the volume was still turned down ... IT'S STILL FUCKING PLAYING. It's like the guys from Deliverance have taken over my laptop.
  7. The Boy in the Striped Pajamas - 8.5/10 Really enjoyed this and the end was more moving than I was expecting. Zombieland - 7/10 Just ridiculous but I love Zombie films so it still gets a decent score. Bill Murray's inclusion made my laugh although the running zombies are just not right. Woody Harrelson was actually also pretty funny in it and I like the geeky actor guy who plays the kid - Jesse Eisenberg ... who was also in: Adventureland - 6/10 Coming of age, just left college, 'comedy' fun. It was ok but nothing special, although I again think the geeky role really suited the actor. Bit slow in places and slightly predictable throughout. The Crazies - 5.5/10 Disappointed doesn't even come close. Was expecting something fast paced and scary but it was all very predictable. Much better watching something like 28 Days Later. Carriers - 7/10 Suprisingly good infection, end of the world type film. Have to be honest and say it started much better than it ended (very cheesy!) but good all round ... and it had Chris Pine in it. Bonus.
  8. I have to say I saw the chocolate and marmalade bit and thought: 'hmmmm ... chocolatey orangeness. Maybe'. But with ketchup too. Get out.
  9. Bump. Couldn't find a more appropriate thread to post this in. Why do travel agents and companies such as the Post Office, who provide foreign currency, seem to be under the impression that the word Euro starts with the Euro symbol rather than an E. I noticed this today while stood in the Post Office queue and the other day at our local hooligan filled shopping centre in Going Places. What the fuck is wrong with them? It's an E. Retards. Thank you for your time.
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  11. Are you suggesting that we force feed Muslims pork as some form of punishment for war crimes? This is a very emotive thread with some very strong and thoughtful views on it but seriously, some of you have lost the plot.
  12. All correct. And Noos is right. It should be in the poll RiS. No question.
  13. Bump. RL and I are off to his rescheduled Leeds gig tonight. Finally. Seems like forever ago that we got the tickets now. Really looking forward to it. Hopefully he'll do a mix of old and new as I haven't seen him live before. Did anyone else go see him on the last tour before he ended it early?
  14. Not mine, but Andi Peters, of Broom Cupboard fame, once told my ex to 'fuck off' while him and his friends were stood outside the BBC in London. You can't buy class like that. Also, the same ex's mum used to be in a band with the dwarf from the original Lion, Witch and Wardrobe tv series.
  15. Superb efforts this afternoon. I haven't had time to join in today as I've been in court all afternoon but just put my twopence worth in on the 'baby smoking' article. I think RL is the winner there though. Ha. I've ended up with -120 on yesterday's stalker article though. Not bad.
  16. One more crack at the Google thread. I've lost the knack of getting printed. 40,000 times. Maybe he was looking for a googlewhack?? 'Myopic Ignoramus' perhaps. Who knows. Read more: TV producer who stalked classmate and Googled her name 40,000 times is jailed | Mail Online
  17. Decided to jump in on the Control Order/Terrorist article as it only had three comments. Doubt I'll beat Anne but it's good sport. May not even get printed yet. Damn them.
  18. -25 on this one. Just behind Fuge, I think. Flowers. Valentine's cards. Dinner invitations. What a creep he was. Society clearly needs to get a grip (and this lady, a new haircut). He's clearly going to get the help he needs now, which is probably a good thing from the pictures printed above. PS Maybe a new coat wouldn't go a miss either. - R. Briefs, UK, 18/1/2010 19:06 Read more: TV producer who stalked classmate and Googled her name 40,000 times is jailed | Mail Online
  19. I'm playing. Just got involved with the 'killer freed' article. Expecting neg a plenty if they print what I wrote but you never know given the way some of the comments have gone so far.
  20. Scum-witch Turd-nibbler Personal favourites at the moment. I think they count as two words.
  21. What made it worse this week is that on Thursday 'Gavin' from Autoglass came round to fix a chip and he asked for my keys so he could have a look at the screen from the inside. He had to sit in my passenger seat with the foot-well full of a pair of my ugg boots, a windscreen ice scraper, a load of packaging from various bits of post I've picked up this week and opened in the car and one of the aforementioned aerosol cans. I tried to prepare him and apology for the mess, as you do, by saying that it had been an extra busy week and it's not usually like that etc etc, but he didn't look convinced. I'm a disgrace. I feel so bad that I may even get a bin liner out later and give it a clean out. Just been to the supermarket and opened the boot to also discover a dressmaking style tape measure, some old wrapping paper and half a map of the UK.
  22. I probably shouldn't admit to this but my car is an absolute disgrace. RL genuinely hates getting into it as it's so bad, but I spend so much time in there driving around to different courts, that I let it get out of control and then it's a real pain to tidy up. I know for a fact that there are currently around 5-6 pairs of shoes in there (one pair of which I thought I had lost until I spotted them the other day), a jacket, a long coat, the throw off our sofa which I put in there last week in case I got stuck in the snow, Volume 2 of my White Book for work, numerous Boots wrappings from meal deals, a second throw in the boot from months and months ago, random paperwork galore from work and two empty de-icer aerosols. I really need to do something about it and soon. It's grim.
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