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[05 Milan]

Separated at birth #299387

 

Pepe Reina

 

Artie Bucco

[DT]

It was a freezing night in London, but...like all Scandinavians, John had learned from an early age how to measure the temperature the natural way"

JAR: Yep, it's -1.4 Celsius but it's getting warmer now

[Paul]

Separated at birth #299387

 

Pepe Reina

 

Artie Bucco

We had Artie's meatballs and spaghetti from The Sopranos Family Cookbook for tea. Fucking lovely.

[Original202]

[dave u]

Just added a load more pics.

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/classic/newcaptions.html

[DT]

PARRY VOWS TO KEEP ON SPENDING

- Number 23 with extra cheese and ham please

[Original202]

 

It's definately rain boss, look. I'm sorry but I'm not playing in these conditions.

 

 

Ronaldinho's desperate to play for us you say? He'll settle for £10,000 a week and has a £10m release clause? If we want to do business we have to do it today? Hmmm..... I'm not sure. Can I get back to you tomorrow?

[DT]

- Go on Dunc, kick him as well!

[Spy Bee]

That's Frank fucking Gallagher!

[Salte]

Parry in answering phone shocker:

-Please leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you when I can be bothered.....beeeep.

[Salte]

- Go on Dunc, kick him as well!

Good one.

[05 Milan]

I'm so hungover I can't think of anything funny, think I'll try again tomorrow

[Kopite]

"Don't pass it, f*cking boot it!"

[Dr.Filth]

Morientes starts to regret performance related wage

FM:One fucking pound?

RB:You should be paying us!

[RedKnight]

 

Rafa reacts to 'Josemi to return' rumours.

RB: There he is, get him! Don't let him near the pitch!

[RedKnight]

 

Rafa wondered if Chelsea's new sloped pitch was going to be too much for the players to handle.

[RedKnight]

Crouch poses for new Lucozade Sport logo.

[Dr.Filth]

This is for Xabi you cheating cunt!

[Kurt]

 

I'm so hungover I can't think of anything funny, think I'll try again tomorrow

 

Even caption king 05Milan faces the occasional struggle....

[Kurt]

 

New photographs helps explain why Rashid finds it hard to admit that even he can be wrong at times!

 

;)

[Kurt]

Frank Lampard learns that his new marketing deal with Burger King includes free burgers.

 

[Kurt]

 

Rick!!...Look, a right winger... sign him up!

[dave u]

 

New photographs helps explain why Rashid finds it hard to admit that even he can be wrong at times!

 

;)

 

 

Dwayne Dibley!!!!!

[cochcaer]

Ok, so you're a mobile hairdresser, big deal!

[dave u]

Morientes starts to regret performance related wage

FM:One fucking pound?

RB:You should be paying us!

 

 

Love this one.

 

Also really liked the little Nando one too, but gonna have to go with the above I think.