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[LiverBird819]

RB: "Nando, if you do good in training today, I will do my robot dance go one step further."

FM: "Ok boss, that sounds fair"

 

RB thinking: "Wow, Djibril is really inspiring me. I think I got the dance ready"

 

TRAINING TIME

 

 

SG:"Hurry up, let Nando jump"

 

 

PC:"I am jumping as high as I can, it's hard"

 

RP: "Yeah, 10 Million sounds nice. Good prize for Sima.. What, hang on. It's Nando."

 

FM: "Arghh, sorry guys couldn't make it"

SG: "Yeah, that's just like Robben!"

DjiC: "Great now we won't see Rafa do robot dance..."

 

RB:"Cissé! Silence, because you are wrong! Bench for you next mtach, idiot."

 

RB:"Hugahh! Try do this squatd!"

 

JT:"Omg guys did you see Benitez, what a silly dance!"

FF: "Omg I think I just got even more fat"

 

RB:"Chelsea players, squad! Get them!"

 

SG:"Gaffer, are you sure? What if someone finds out?"

RB: "Ok Stevie, maybe you right"

 

DD: "How come we always see you from behind Geremi?"

FF: "Chickens!"

 

RB:"Ok thats it. Crouchy twat them and you'll start next match."

 

PC:"On it."

 

"Arghh! Josemi! He's back! And he's quicker than me!"

 

"Diouuff? Heeeelp!"

 

Ref: "Crouch. Yellow card!"

PC: "Phew only a dream."

 

*Crouchy spits to the ground in happiness*

"Oh fuck"

[Kopite]

Benitez to play Boogaloo Shrimp in documentary film about the making of the 1984 classic film "Breakdance".

[Big Ig]

After the players worked hard in training, Rafa kept his

promise of doing his famous "Robotic Dancing".

:D Brilliant!

[Big Ig]

 

Gay Scat porno gets out of hand

[LiverBird819]

 

Crouch learns a lot from training; doing the famous robotic dance.

[LiverBird819]

 

Morientes finishingthe only thing he could.

[Stu Monty]

 

As Morientes went down with a serious injury the squad all looked concerned.

[Big Ig]

 

Morientes finishingthe only thing he could.

Please, LiverBird819, stick to the day job :no :whistle:

[RedinSweden]

 

As Morientes went down with a serious injury the squad all looked concerned.

 

:D

[Captain]

Mourinho ran over to the Liverpool bench and told Pako to shut up about Robben diving.

[LiverBird819]

JC: "You know Robbie, you have to hit it right in the middle."

RF: "Yeah I know"

 

JC: "Hit it hard and low and The Kop will love you even more!"

RF: "Ok, thx Carra, my first goal coming today!"

JC: "Goal? I'm talking about shitcoat Mourinho!"

[madstock]

 

 

Yeah, Rafa told me to sit tight whilst he nipped inside to get something... but that was three days ago, and now I really need to go...

[Slam Daniels]

 

Rafa: Put it away, son... I'm not signing that.

[Ted]

 

QUOTE]

Despite his apparent enthusiasm, Rafa was not entirley convinced Viduka was the answer to the teams scoring problems.

[madstock]

 

Gollum takes a hoof at an invisible football, to go with his invisible trophies.

[madstock]

 

Not wishing to be outdone by the alleged actions of another international left-back JAR put on his best Crocodile Dundee voice before declaring "Thats' not a mobile... this is a mobile..."

[DT]

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John: Any chance of a sub, I've lost all I had?

[Paul]

LATEST TIPSTER CHALLENGE NEWS

John: Any chance of a sub, I've lost all I had?

I take it that's John Gallagher. Any relation to Peter Kay?

[DT]

That is John.

 

But why has the photo been cropped??? I demand an answer from the editor.*

 

 

 

 

* No, it's not because I've been cut out of the photo.

[Stu Monty]

 

JG: "Go on Rafa, you're a man in the know, which one's going to win the 3.15 at Cheltenham?"

RB: "That smell....is that the stench of stale defeat?"

[Kopite]

"The Rafalution. I've seen the future and I've tasted it." ;)

[Kopite]

"For sure Towyn has possibilities for a holiday, but what about Pensarn?" ;)

[LiverBird819]

 

John O'Shea has finally returned from the woods.

[Slam Daniels]

Poor John... what have I started?! :D

[RedinSweden]

 

Rafa: Put it away, son... I'm not signing that.

 

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