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Gooners - They Have To Go


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11 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Honestly, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is an arsenal fan trying to use a  spurs win to add to their arrogance. 


It’s represents the poster joyfully contemplating how many goals Arsenal will put past us. 
 

And then reality happened.

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Clicked onto some AFTV earlier, I know he's a bit of a blue-sky thinker but the way they treat that Ty is awful, never letting him finish a sentence, just berating him before he's even said his piece. Reckon that Robbie fella is a right bully behind the scenes.

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37 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Do they still have the old crowd? I know Claude has passed on, but what of the others?

 

It was just Robbie, Ty and some white fella with a Jamaican accent. I saw a few clips yesterday and didn't recognise many of the faces, but they were carrying the torch for being absolutely wrong about almost everything high.

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3 hours ago, Anubis said:


 

Astrid Wett started this with Chelsea. Basically OnlyFans porn weebles trying to drive football traffic to their sites. There’s one for virtually every club.

 

You know that bit on Blackadder S2 E1 when "bob" opens her jacket? His reaction there is exactly what I just did. 

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1 hour ago, Barrington Womble said:

 

But I don't get why they would use spurs and mourinho as the illustration of the example. It's fucking weird! 


It’s not about Spurs or Mourinho, it’s about the expression on his face.

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7 hours ago, Pidge said:

Clicked onto some AFTV earlier, I know he's a bit of a blue-sky thinker but the way they treat that Ty is awful, never letting him finish a sentence, just berating him before he's even said his piece. Reckon that Robbie fella is a right bully behind the scenes.

Ty is a horrible little prick who regularly talks over people, getting his own medicine maybe.

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On 07/01/2024 at 10:14, Barrington Womble said:

 

When I used to go away a lot, arsenal was my favourite London away, maybe my favourite of all aways. Their fans were like how you described in the previous post, I liked the old ground, the pubs around the ground were sound - and there were plenty that were supposed to be home fans only, but we were always let in and as long as we weren't bellends, it was no issue till every year they were at the Emirates, it got worse and worse. We used to get on with them well, then inside a few years at the Emirates, we'd end up just drinking tinnies in the street - or drinking away right up in the other side of Finsbury park away from the masses. 

Arsenal's fall from grace hasn't been as great as Everton, in that they are currently a very decent team and their last great team was 20 odd years ago rather than nearly 40, but there is a bit of a resemblance in that both used to be very big clubs with a classy way of operating. When they got shit (Everton have got really shit to be fair) they turned on the world rather than looked at themselves and for different reasons, we were an easy team to have a pop at. Ironically, for mostly younger blues, it was this hillarious idea they were robbed of a European dynasty - they may have won in 86 but no guarantee at all and they were big spenders after Heysel. For Arsenal fans, it seemed like they attracted the banter brigade from the Home Counties with their Harry Enfield type jokes. 

I still have fond memories of a lot of the old school Gunners, just like the old school Blues like my dad but unlike thirty odd years ago, I have no soft spot for any team, whereas those two would have been big club rivals I never minded. Now, Everton are a joke to me and hopefully six points and no injuries and Arsenal are midtable in the knobhead list.

 

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14 hours ago, Mook said:

 

You missed most of the first half, didn't you?

 

They were all over us. We maybe planned to sit back & let them wear themselves out but some of that shit (like being completely unable to hold on to the ball for more than 10 seconds) was definitely not part of the plan.

 

I mean, it all worked out perfectly in the end but that first 45 minutes was not an easy watch. I'm not complaining as they are a good side and were at home so to be under pressure was expected but let's not be silly.

I missed the first half so no wonder!

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Some great Gooner takes on our game yesterday. The basic upshot on Arsenal Mania is that we would be the worst champions ever and they cannot comprehend how we are up there with the Rolls Royces that are the Arse and City.
 

Given how much they are smelling themselves, if we did win, and we were the Worst Champions Ever ™️, what would that make them?

 

Lets start with this whopper.

 

MartiSaka

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This Liverpool side is the 3rd best in the league. It will be crazy if they win it, the chances they give away are mad.
They are just full on attack - they are not going to consistently overcome the best sides like us or win the CL, but they just put so much pressure on the also rounds they can make mistakes and still overcome them.

 

dino bravo

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Endo has made 5 fouls and no yellow. Weak ref
Scared to do anything to influence the result, he might have to send a Liverpool player off and he knows one of the victims in the crowd may well burn his nans house down.

Sebastes

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Ref not able to stand against Anfield crowd. Liverpool should have 3 more yellows and Mac Allister should‘be been sent off

Riou

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Liverpool at home is a banker, think away from home teams can really get at them.

United, Aston Villa, Everton, West Ham and Fulham are all away games they could easily drop points in...so even if they win here, don't lose hope!

Sebastes

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Man, Liverpool are quite lucky to be in the lead here and not a man down

 

avenellroad

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Man, Liverpool are quite lucky to be in the lead here and not a man down
We say this about them every week. I don’t see them winning the title.

 

SA Gunner

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Brighton can get a draw here.

Liverpool are either not good enough, or not willing to just control a game to its completion, even if they have the lead. The continuosly want to make it a frantic situation where they can outscore you and take you out of the contest.

At home you back them to get away with this, but away to teams like Fulham, possibly Villa and United as well, it should make for interesting viewing.

We just need to stay in the hunt.

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Liverpool not looking great tbf. Just enough today.

 

OnlyOne

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How tf do Liverpool get away with this all season?

 

RandomHero84

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I've watched a lot of Liverpool this year, and find it unbelievable they are up with us and city who just play a way more controlled game.

dino bravo

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Severely depleted Brighton pushing them all the way here. Take Leicester out of it and I think this would be the worst PL winner should it happen.

 

2Smokeyy

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This wasn’t title winning minerals like the media are selling it. Those three points were pure luck.

Had De Zerbi been a bit braver earlier in the game then Brighton could have left there with something. He literally done a Southgate by waiting for the inevitable then reacting.

 

blaze_of_glory

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Losing the title to this Liverpool team would be similar to losing it to LCFC, unfortunately. In that we are/were clear of both and dealt with them in the head to heads. Hopefully we don't start to blow it vs other teams like we did in 2016.

 

blaze_of_glory

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Are/were we “clear”? Table doesn’t lie after 38 games.
Yes, we are far better, just look at how we have played against them. Even in the FA Cup loss we dominated.

 

Ljonin

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Are/were we “clear”? Table doesn’t lie after 38 games.
Took 4 points of them and all underlying stats suggests we’re well clear.

We messed up around Christmas unfortunately, could be down to experience but also some real bad luck.


 

 

 

 

And then an hour later their team of heroes went to City and played like a lower league team in a cup game, pathetically grateful for a point.

 

Fuck me, I think I’d prefer City winning it to these up-their-own-arses pathetic cunts. Both fans and players smelling themselves when they’ve won fuck all. I really want to taste their tears at the end of the season.

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I'm sure my own judgement when watching Arsenal and City games this year has been skewed at times by personal bias, but anyone who thought we should have had more bookings against Brighton should just stop watching our games because it's clear that what they're seeing has absolutely no connection with reality. 

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I think Arsenal will win the league and to be honest I wanted them to win over City if it wasn't us but man their arrogant fans really push that idea to the brink. They are good, solid at the back can score loads of goals but they have had plenty of games like we had v Brighton yesterday and they haven't had anywhere near the level of key players missing that we have. 

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18 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I think Arsenal will win the league and to be honest I wanted them to win over City if it wasn't us but man their arrogant fans really push that idea to the brink. They are good, solid at the back can score loads of goals but they have had plenty of games like we had v Brighton yesterday and they haven't had anywhere near the level of key players missing that we have. 

Re injuries, check out the 25+ games line on this graphic, from last week….

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Arsenal and Man City both have 7 players with more than 2000 minutes played in the league, we only have Van Dijk.

 

When it comes to more than 1500 and 1000 minutes its more similar for all teams.

 

 

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Code said:

Arsenal and Man City both have 7 players with more than 2000 minutes played in the league, we only have Van Dijk.

 

When it comes to more than 1500 and 1000 minutes its more similar for all teams.

 

 

 

 

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Certainly some consolation if we don’t win it.

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To be fair, if I was an Arsenal fan, that's what I would be saying as well to convince myself we could finish above Liverpool.

 

I mean, we are a pretty particular team with the way we have gone behind in many matches. But we have managed to this point to be ahead in the standings while starting matches like a relegation side and finishing them like an all time great, so no reason to think that can't continue.

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They annoy the fuck out of me. However, I would say that - despite the long rivalry we've had with them over many decades - Arsenal fans generally aren't proper nasty, spiteful cunts like Chelsea, City and United. They don't tend to go down the tragedy / poverty chanting route much, if at all. So I don't hate Arsenal fans, even the 'Gooners'. 

 

They're not cunts, they're just absolute cringey bastards. The most embarrassing fans on social media by a mile, smelling themselves like no-one else, always trying to compare their players with ours (or City's) and generally just being really fucking weird, like spotty teenagers who base their football knowledge on FIFA ratings and describe footy players as 'ballers'. 

 

Arsenal are the worst fans in the world for that kind of shit and they do my head in, but they tend to not act with any spite or malice in them and in the grand scheme of things, annoying as they are, they're generally harmless.

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I'd just like to be the voice of reason here and say Fuck Arsenal, and all of their "saviours of football" shit.  There's no revisionism to be done here, years of them shouting "hoof" and stuff when they were the most boring cunts ever, they can Fuck Off.

 

There. I feel better now.

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Ever since Wenger changed their style of play Arsenal fans have always thought their shit doesn't stink.

 

The invincible season was a hell of an achievement, but the points total was shite. They can't get their tiny minds around that.

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3 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Ever since Wenger changed their style of play Arsenal fans have always thought their shit doesn't stink.

 

The invincible season was a hell of an achievement, but the points total was shite. They can't get their tiny minds around that.


And a load of draws

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