Someone obscure you'd like to crane kick

[Bjornebye]

This twat and the way he pronounces different food types  

 

 

 

[manwiththestick]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This twat and the way he pronounces different food types  

 

 

 

And for getting his leg over Lisa Faulkner.

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

And for getting his leg over Lisa Faulkner.

I'm presuming he used some form of hypnosis.

 

Either that or she has really shit taste!

[Section_31]

Paulina from Die Hard.

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Pippin the dog from Come outside.

 

 

Thinks he is IT getting in a plane.

 

[Tony Moanero]

On 04/08/2023 at 13:57, manwiththestick said:

And for getting his leg over Lisa Faulkner.

She’s almost as annoying as him.

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

She’s almost as annoying as him.

Maybe he crane kicks her when he gets his leg over.

[Bobby Hundreds]

On 04/08/2023 at 13:49, Bjornebye said:

This twat and the way he pronounces different food types  

 

 

 

He says Kufta instead of Kofta. Blert!

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

He says Kufta instead of Kofta. Blert!

 

It's his pronunciation of yoghurt ..... aaarrggghhhhh

[Bob]

On 29/07/2023 at 20:44, Harry's Lad said:

Dan Snow.

 

Anyone who says sick instead of sixth deserves to be crane kicked. Several times.

 

I’m not having that. His History Hit podcasts are ace as background for falling asleep to.

[Guest]

15 hours ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Pippin the dog from Come outside.

 

 

Thinks he is IT getting in a plane.

 

Is that the woman who was in Open All Hours?

[Section_31]

No way you could crane kick Dan Snow he's about 6'8.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

35 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

No way you could crane kick Dan Snow he's about 6'8.

Hence all the votes for Rosie Jones.

[skend04]

1 hour ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Is that the woman who was in Open All Hours?

 

Yep. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel 

[Creator Supreme]

41 minutes ago, skend04 said:

 

Yep. N-N-N-Nurse G-G-G-Gladys Emmanuel

Fixed.

[Harry's Lad]

2 hours ago, Bob said:

I’m not having that. His History Hit podcasts are ace as background for falling asleep to.

Nah, he'd piss me off and that isn't the best mindset when you want to get your head down.

 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, skend04 said:

 

Yep. Nurse Gladys Emmanuel 

I can’t tell if she’s aged magnificently or has always looked older than she is.

[Section_31]

12 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Nah, he'd piss me off and that isn't the best mindset when you want to get your head down.

 

 

I always find myself jealous of how much his dad clearly loves him, you can imagine him turning up to the family barbecue with his kid in a papoose and Jon Snow will be cooking sausages and his Mrs will be like 'Dan's here' and then he'd be like 'Oh great Dan's here!!!'

 

Makes me want to shoot the mirror with a Luger. 

[Creator Supreme]

5 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I can’t tell if she’s aged magnificently or has always looked older than she is.

That picture is about 20 years old mate, I used to watch come outside with my kids and my youngest is 12, and they definitely repeats when she watched it.

 

Isn't she dead now?

[Geoff Woade]

Anyone associated with the Captain Tom circus. From beginning to end. Including his family, people who put cringy statuses on social media licking his balls, people who fell for it and donated, the media who forced it down our throats.
Colour me shocked that the whole thing was a contrived scam built on the back of a toff ambling round his own garden.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Nigel slater! it's a bowl of fucking Salad not a delve into ancients manuscripts about philosophy and language.

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

That picture is about 20 years old mate, I used to watch come outside with my kids and my youngest is 12, and they definitely repeats when she watched it.

 

Isn't she dead now?

Yeah, she died in the last couple of years, I only know her from watching Come Outside on CeeBeebies with my son when he was younger.

[Tony Moanero]

53 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Nigel slater! it's a bowl of fucking Salad not a delve into ancients manuscripts about philosophy and language.

Nigel Slater is ace, you bastard.

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Nigel slater! it's a bowl of fucking Salad not a delve into ancients manuscripts about philosophy and language.

That guy could open a restaurant based purely on leftovers he has from his "big lunch"   

[Preston Red]

On 31/07/2023 at 16:42, Redder Lurtz said:

Controversial? DGAF.

 

Not funny. TV / radio / podcast goes off instantly. 

 

+1 here for the Crane Kick.

 

Totally unfunny and is often shoehorned into any TV programme upon which I either switch it off or have urges to put my foot through the telly.