Christmas - 2022

[Captain Turdseye]

I reckon we’re close enough to it to open the thread. 
 

What’s everyone doing then?

[Creator Supreme]

Wishing it fucks off as soon as possible!

 

Fuck christmas

[John102]

39 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I reckon we’re close enough to it to open the thread. 
 

What’s everyone doing then?

Arent we all just logging on here as normal?

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, John102 said:

Arent we all just logging on here as normal?

I’m going over to the in-laws hoping to provoke an argument between my bird and her mum. I say that, her mum will do most of the legwork herself, I just give them a little nudge sometimes. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Heading daarn saarf to spend it with her ma.

[littletedwest]

56 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’m going over to the in-laws hoping to provoke an argument between my bird and her mum. I say that, her mum will do most of the legwork herself, I just give them a little nudge sometimes. 

Can't believe that from you 

[tokyojoe]

Over to Her Indoor's sister for Christmas Day and Boxing Day so that means I can fuck off early. If both bint and wanker are gonna be there I'll swerve it completely though.

[Bjornebye]

Early present off her, seeing Cast tomorrow night in town. 

[John102]

Ill be going to my mother in laws for 2 weeks on Monday. Looking forward to the children seeing their family but its hard work staying there for so long.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I'm just sick of being slightly fucking ill,  some of it is work stress related but mostly just a little cough or aches and pains, and pretty much every person I know is ill in some way.

 

 

Aside from that can't wait for Christmas,  love it, with her on the day and see the family boxing day.

[Elite]

Got a job with Parcel Force, so me and two mates are heading to Bethlehem to deliver some goods to some couple with a new born.

 

No idea why they would order frankincense, Gold and Mur, like. Especially on Christmas of all days.

[A Red]

Christmas day we've got my mad as a handcart unionist Belfast mum and neighbours Paddy and Carole. Hes an old republican from Dublin, and she has the onset of dementia.

 

 

[Bellflower]

16 minutes ago, A Red said:

Christmas day we've got my mad as a handcart unionist Belfast mum and neighbours Paddy and Carole. Hes an old republican from Dublin, and she has the onset of dementia.

 

 

And we have a winner.....

[manwiththestick]

Roll on January.

[johnsusername]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Early present off her, seeing Cast tomorrow night in town. 

Saw Cast in January, they were really good, top night. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, John102 said:

Ill be going to my mother in laws for 2 weeks on Monday. Looking forward to the children seeing their family but its hard work staying there for so long.

That’s a long time anywhere away from home, but the mother in laws? Wow. Commiserations, John. 
 

If your name is actually John, of course. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

At home then to my ma’s in the evening, she won’t be going out as my dad is very ill.

Go out on Boxing Day to watch the match with my lad.

[sir roger]

Still in the middle of renovations and have no kitchen, so have wangled our way onto the in-laws for Xmas day, and the daughter's for Boxing Day.

[Harry's Lad]

I'm no fan of Christmas but it's not about me, it's about family. Kids in particular and they come first.

 

It used to be that everyone would come here, exchange presents, have a few drinks and have their Christmas dinner.

The last couple of years we've been going to my daughter's and doing the same.

 

This year's going to be different though.

 

My lad and son in law, friends since they were youngsters, neither of whom can take their ale, have had a falling out that makes the Windsors look like the Waltons and the days of me getting between them and banging their heads together are long gone.

 

So this year, once we've seen our Grandkids and dropped everyone's presents off, I intend coming back home, locking the door, switching my phone off, breathing a huge sigh of relief and getting fucking hammered, because I just can't be arsed with it.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, A Red said:

Christmas day we've got my mad as a handcart unionist Belfast mum and neighbours Paddy and Carole. Hes an old republican from Dublin, and she has the onset of dementia.

 

 

Are you filming a sitcom?

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Are you filming a sitcom?

Love Thy Neighbour?

[diamondjoe]

Mother in law is coming to our gaff. Just found out she viscerally hates Meghan Markle so I'm gonna put a picture of her in a frame in her eyeline at the dinner table. Couple that with the old bat having too much white wine and it's gonna be fireworks. 

[Mudface]

7 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

So this year, once we've seen our Grandkids and dropped everyone's presents off, I intend coming back home, locking the door, switching my phone off, breathing a huge sigh of relief and getting fucking hammered, because I just can't be arsed with it.

 

Fuck, I want to do that too.

[Captain Turdseye]

We’re all heading down to stay with the rest of her family in Berkshire over New Year, it’s our middle kid’s birthday on New Year’s Day so it’ll be nice for her to be around her favourite cousin, as well as both my bird’s sisters, her mum & dad, all the kids and also my brother-in-law’s parents and his sister. It’s a lot of people. Found out last night that the kids are already betting about which adults argue with one another and who kicks off first. Apparently I feature in none of the lists so far and Grandma is way out in front leading the nominations. 

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, diamondjoe said:

Mother in law is coming to our gaff. Just found out she viscerally hates Meghan Markle so I'm gonna put a picture of her in a frame in her eyeline at the dinner table. Couple that with the old bat having too much white wine and it's gonna be fireworks. 

Oh fuck me please do that