Liz fucking Truss then.....

[Section_31]

I was gonna send Dickhead to Miramar but she's too much of a Dickhead. 

 

 

[No2]

Is there any reports of her being a slut or just rumours? If its the latter then it's going to be worse than anyone anticipates. Murdoch threatening to release the sex tapes will excruciating for all concerned. I'd rather freeze and starve than have to watch them.

[Moo]

We were fucked either way.  At least with Truss there's no polished veneer to gloss over a severe lack of ability. 

[Section_31]

Just now, Moo said:

We were fucked either way.  At least with Truss there's no polished veneer to gloss over a severe lack of ability. 

Aye, no way she'll keep the 'red wall'. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

43 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

We must be an absolute laughing stock all around the world. 

Have been since Brexit and Boris.

[Jordy Brouwer]

4 minutes ago, No2 said:

Is there any reports of her being a slut or just rumours? If its the latter then it's going to be worse than anyone anticipates. Murdoch threatened to release the sex tapes will excruciating for all concerned. I'd rather freeze and starve than have to watch them.

I didn't hear anything about that. Whats that about?

[No2]

1 minute ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

I didn't hear anything about that. Whats that about?

Sorry typo, should have been threatening not threatened, apparently she gobbles cock at a rate of knots, I assume murdoch has loads of dirt hence why she was chosen.

[Captain Willard]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

To be fair to @Captain Willard he called this. 

Yeah but to be fair, I called a couple of others as well. 

[Jordy Brouwer]

This country is very badly governed no matter who gets in. It is grimly depressing. The whole political class is shite. 

 

The only solution is to leave the country. 

[Chip Butty]

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

15 minutes ago, No2 said:

Is there any reports of her being a slut or just rumours? If its the latter then it's going to be worse than anyone anticipates. Murdoch threatening to release the sex tapes will excruciating for all concerned. I'd rather freeze and starve than have to watch them.

Yikes, her and Kwarteng are going to be like Boab's mam and dad in "The Granton Star Cause" aren't they?

 

I've just been sick in my mouth!

[Rico1304]

I want the job operating her arm. 

[TD_LFC]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I want the job operating her arm. 

 

Scared to ask what for.

[Rico1304]

Although they fact it was closer than anyone imagined means they aren’t as racist as everyone thought.  

[Section_31]

A former Lib Dem called Mary O'Leary who claims to be a Tory called Liz Truss and used to be a remainer but is now a brexitier, whom the US State Department said 'makes policy decisions without understanding the consequences' is at the helm as the country is about to undergo its biggest crash in living standards. And they say the reason mental health is such a big issue these days is because people need to do more jogging.  

[lifetime fan]

“God help us! 
 

We had a thick idiot in charge who pretended to be intelligent. 

 

We now have a thick idiot in charge who celebrates being stupid”.

 

From a tory MP…

[Section_31]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

Although they fact it was closer than anyone imagined means they aren’t as racist as everyone thought.  

Nah it's deffo been the deciding factor, he's so clearly more equipped for the job - which isn't saying much I grant you.

 

Tories don't mind brown people being the help but they'll be damned if they'll let them call the shots. 

[Strontium]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I want the job operating her arm. 

 

If you want to wank off Kwasi Kwarteng that much why don't you just ask him.

[Pidge]

 

 

 

[Anubis]

39 minutes ago, No2 said:

Is there any reports of her being a slut or just rumours? If its the latter then it's going to be worse than anyone anticipates. Murdoch threatening to release the sex tapes will excruciating for all concerned. I'd rather freeze and starve than have to watch them.

The whips office had a ‘blackmail’ list and Truss was listed as fornicating with researchers while a backbench MP.

[Harry's Lad]

20 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The whips office had a ‘blackmail’ list and Truss was listed as fornicating with researchers while a backbench MP.

Which begs the question, 'who the fuck would want to fornicate with that?'.

I think I'd rather be celibate.

[TheHowieLama]

25 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I want the job operating her arm. 

Seems like alot of work - maybe better opportunities available.

[TheHowieLama]

4 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

celibate.

Celibate good timnes c'mon!! It's a celibation.

 

[Manny]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

I was gonna send Dickhead to Miramar but she's too much of a Dickhead. 

 

 

Instead I got another problem. You two characters are going to Top Cunt. 

[Oh Buoy]