Other Football 2021/22

[Chocoholic]

2 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Could be a record broken here. Everton are gone and Kane will fancy bagging more.

Legs, arses and minds. To be followed by discipline, which is hardly surprising from a gang of alehouse dogs.

[3 Stacks]

7 minutes ago, Boss said:

I'm still laughing at them signing Van Der Beek and Alli for a relegation dog fight.

They're obsessed with picking up big club failures and reclamation projects. It's bizarre. They fail pretty much every time. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

5-0 and it could easily have been two or three more. 

[Red_or_Dead]

1 minute ago, J-V said:

When do we play these

The match after Fat Frank is sacked more than likely.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

6 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Selective bits please!

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Send them all to Kharkiv

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Imagine if everyone was this [Poor language removed] at their jobs...you'd have pilots reversing into the control tower, lumberjacks chopping both their legs off and firemen (or women) trying to put fires out with petrol.

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On the plus side, we'll be relegated before our final home game. We can give the players the send off they deserve.

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Oh my god make it stop

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That's me done.

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This could be a record scoreline

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This is worse than Mike walkers time.

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I have an unfortunate image of Benitez sat at home watching this, in his paella stained sweaty vest, laughing his tits off. "I am no bad manaher, si si si".

 

[Tj hooker]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Half-time and the GOT match thread is up to 102 pages already.

Have all those Colombians suddenly logged back in 

[Reckoner]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Everton end emptying as usual. "We go the game to leave the game" 

 

Blaming Benitez shouts on twitter 

He can’t take all the credit.

[Anubis]

Richarlison? Diving? Who would have thought…

[J-V]

Richarlison will surely get sent off just to cap it off.

[Anubis]

Dele on to rescue a point.

[Vincent Vega]

Is Richarlison wearing surgical stockings?

[Anubis]

This is what happens when you don’t play Tom Davies.

[Strontium]

3 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Is Richarlison wearing surgical stockings?

 

About the only part of his performance that's been clinical. 

[KMD7]

Imagine thinking it was a good idea to hire Frank Lampard to coach you in a relegation dog fight. 

[Fugitive]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

This is what happens when you don’t play Tom Davies.

He is too busy on Ru Pauls drag race.

[Jimmy Hills Chin]

Everton fans should be made up. It’s the first time in years that their season isn’t over in January. Must be nice for them to follow their own team for once.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

[Section_31]

Lampard looks like someone's nan without their teeth in. 

[Boss]

Feel so sorry for Mykolenko being asked to perform when his mind is clearly elsewhere. Poor guy is still traumatised by the events of the last few weeks. Could you imagine being told your parent club are selling you to Everton?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Lampard is starring alongside Vin Diesel in The Fat & The Furious.

[magicrat]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Lampard is starring alongside Vin Diesel in The Fat & The Furious.

He's also in a re-make of Chubby Chubby Bang Bang

[J-V]

I was hoping to see another goal or 5

[Reckoner]

Those clips from that Spurs documentary of Mourinho putting his arm around Deli Ali and telling him that if he doesn’t work harder his career will suffer will certainly age well.

[Pureblood]

Talk to Frank

[J-V]

Everton have even made Doherty look half decent tonight