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1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

I’d happily chop my dick off, set it on fire on her doorstep, ring the doorbell and run away just to watch her stamp on it to put it out. 

Good luck running away with a chopped off dick on fire.

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7 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

Good luck running away with a chopped off dick on fire.


It will not be attached to me when it’s on fire and the sheer joy of seeing her stamp on it will see me through until I die of blood loss… defo worth it.

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