General Election 2019

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

Need to hand out a free Big Mac at polling stations for every vote cast. Record turn out. 

 

Werther Originals 5 years past the sell by date for over 65's to turn the miserable old bastards away.

 

Bit of trivia for you on a Sunday afternoon. Werther originals were  named after a small town just up the road from our city. They are produced in Halle another town also in our area. I worked in an engineering factory in Werther and I basically made a load of the spare parts needed for the Storck machinery. 

This should be getting a lot more rep from the old bastards on here, maybe the cold weather is gonna affect turn out after all.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

It just fits in with their Brexit dreams. They only want the best parts of a so called deal and to hell with anything that may not be of their liking. Immigration needs to be fair and also enticing to those you seek to employ. A lot of these so called entrepreneurs will want to bring over family, how will that go when red tape gets in the way because they aren't skilled. 
 

If you were looking to move abroad and your skills were in demand, would you go to a country that treats immigrants badly and puts all sorts of red tape in the way for your family to join you, or do you go to a country that embraces it all? 

 

 

Depends on the weather and lifestyle on offer. I’ve always said, I’d be very reluctant to move back to the UK, certainly under modern conditions, but would love to do a @Jairzinho and live in mainland Spain for a few years. We put some hard graft in to move to Aus, can’t see many doing the same to move to a UK that gives less freedom to travel Europe, is hostile to foreigners, maybe if global warming ups the weather over there.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

Surely it is better to attract rich people?  

See how many rich Russians are wiping yer arse in the care home in 30 years.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

2 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

See how many rich Russians are wiping yer arse in the care home in 3 years.

 

[Rico1304]

6 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

See how many rich Russians are wiping yer arse in the care home in 30 years.

About 3 with any luck. All about 18. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

6 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

About 3 with any luck. All about 18. 

It’s Winston all the way for you, windrush scandal or not.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

About 3 with any luck. All about 18. 

About..... ? You just want them to play with your bolsheviks 

[Rico1304]

We need migration, that’s obvious.  The country would benefit from those migrants, wherever they come, from being solvent.  That’s just obvious and doesn’t make you an alt right lunatic.  
 

if you have 2 equally qualified and desirable candidates and 1 has money in the bank why wouldn’t you choose the rich one?  

[Rico1304]

13 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

 

Oh man. Unfortunately I won’t be able to retire at 50.  Wish I could.  But you’ll be 75.   Might get my carers to wheel me in and order a burger from you.  

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

2 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

We need migration, that’s obvious.  The country would benefit from those migrants, wherever they come, from being solvent.  That’s just obvious and doesn’t make you an alt right lunatic.  
 

if you have 2 equally qualified and desirable candidates and 1 has money in the bank why wouldn’t you choose the rich one?  

Because he’s obviously a cunt, where did he get his money?

this person is going to put the squeeze on the middle classes, he is going to drive up the cost of a latte and a loaf of sourdough, he is going to compete against me in the over saturated housing market.

[Creator Supreme]

47 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I am in touch with about 5 people I served with. Most of the rest were vile. 

Similar with my mate, he cut most of them out when he left.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Because he’s obviously a cunt, where did he get his money?

this person is going to put the squeeze on the middle classes, he is going to drive up the cost of a latte and a loaf of sourdough, he is going to compete against me in the over saturated housing market.

And he’s not going to be a drain on a foreign health service. 

[aRdja]

11 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Because he’s obviously a cunt, where did he get his money?

this person is going to put the squeeze on the middle classes, he is going to drive up the cost of a latte and a loaf of sourdough, he is going to compete against me in the over saturated housing market.

You’re up early. Also looks like we’re gonna be neighbours (ish) come January. We’re likely to reside in Windsor for the first 6 months or so.

[Gnasher]

7 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Corbyn needs to bring up Russia and Johnson's "model" girlfriend on Tuesday. 

He'll deny any knowledge of the girlfriend, and he can prove it, he was having a night out  in pizza hut with Prince Andrew.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

10 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

And he’s not going to be a drain on a foreign health service. 

Where the fuck do you get that idea from? I’ve cost the health shitloads over here, just had a kidney transplant, health and genetics doesn’t give a fuck what’s in yer wallet.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Where the fuck do you get that idea from? I’ve cost the health shitloads over here, just had a kidney transplant, health and genetics doesn’t give a fuck what’s in yer wallet.

You’re joking! It’s almost as if I knew that and was taking the piss.

[Rico1304]

Just now, Rico1304 said:

You’re joking! It’s almost as if I knew that and was taking the piss.

Also see my comment about your wife being on the market soon. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 minute ago, viRdjil said:

You’re up early. Also looks like we’re gonna be neighbours (ish) come January. We’re likely to reside in Windsor for the first 6 months or so.

Aye, fucking drugs, been awake since 5 am, can’t eat or have a brew till I get blood done at the hozzy. Windsor is pretty sound, give us a shout when yer across and I’ll knock up a brekky for you and yer missus and charge yer 40 notes.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

You’re joking! It’s almost as if I knew that and was taking the piss.

Sorry man, bit too subtle for me.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Aye, fucking drugs, been awake since 5 am, can’t eat or have a brew till I get blood done at the hozzy. Windsor is pretty sound, give us a shout when yer across and I’ll knock up a brekky for you and yer missus and charge yer 40 notes.

Heavy that mate. When are you in the hozzy? 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

34 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Heavy that mate. When are you in the hozzy? 

Just on our way now, only have to go 3 times this week (touch wood).

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, arthur friedenreich said:

Just on our way now, only have to go 3 times this week (touch wood).

Fingers crossed for you mate you horrible cunt x 

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, MegadriveMan said:

Yeah I've raised the argument about pointless wars, and the consequences that war brings but they aren't interested.

 

For one lad in particular I know, His Grandad was his hero, and i'm sure in his own mind he is following in his Grandads footsteps by becoming a soldier, going to war. 

 

He's said to me that as far as he's concerned if Jeremy Corbyn had been prime minister at the time of the second world war we'd have been wiped out as Corbyn wouldn't have supported it.    

Here's the thing though, Jeremy Corbyn may not be a war time prime minister. But we're highly unlikely to end up in that type of war again and if we do, Corbyn would probably meet a similar end to Neville Chamberlain. I never quite understand this obsession many of our nation has with always wanting to make sure we have a war time prime minister at the helm. And having said all that, they'd all somehow trust Johnson as he wouldn't think twice about sacrificing someone's life of it wasn't his. Some people are just mental. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

3 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

That's horseshit (as I'm sure you already know mate, not having a pop), I'm the biggest pacifist I know but even I know that the second world war was a just war! Perhaps the only just war there has ever been! Corbyn would have backed it, I'm certain.

You're forgetting he's an anti-Semite. He'd have almost certainly been on Hitler's side till he got rid of those nasty Jews. Once the Jews were done, he'd have cut old Adolf, jumped in with the Russians to bring the Communists to Western Europe. We'd have lost the war twice. Or we'd have won the war twice. I can't quite work it out.