Great shows turned to Zlatan

[manwiththestick]

Homeland. First two seasons really good. After that it went all Sanchez.

[Bjornebye]

The Crystal Maze was one of the best shows on TV when it was Richard O'Brien dominating proceedings but once they brought in the cunt with the hair it all went tits up. Apparently the newest one has that insufferable unfunny hipster cunt Richard Odoye whatever his name is so as a show it simply doesnt mata to me anymore. 

[Tony Moanero]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The Crystal Maze was one of the best shows on TV when it was Richard O'Brien dominating proceedings but once they brought in the cunt with the hair it all went tits up. Apparently the newest one has that insufferable unfunny hipster cunt Richard Odoye whatever his name is so as a show it simply doesnt mata to me anymore. 

Skill, physical, mystery or mental?

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Skill, physical, mystery or mental?

Fuck me my ex used to ask them 4 questions every-time I got in from work before she flipped about something. 

 

Skill for me. Aztec zone. 

[Tony Moanero]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fuck me my ex used to ask them 4 questions every-time I got in from work before she flipped about something. 

 

Skill for me. Aztec zone. 

I enjoyed the physical ones the most.

 

Always wanted to have a go at The Krypton Factor assault course, but would probably have fallen flat on my face at the first hurdle. The Fun House would have been more my level.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

I enjoyed the physical ones the most.

 

Always wanted to have a go at The Krypton Factor assault course, but would probably have fallen flat on my face at the first hurdle. The Fun House would have been more my level.

Fun House and Finders Keepers would have been boss. 

 

The Krypton Factor was ace too. Fuck me the telly is shit these days. 

[Tony Moanero]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fun House and Finders Keepers would have been boss. 

 

The Krypton Factor was ace too. Fuck me the telly is shit these days. 

Knightmare was great, too.

[Captain Turdseye]

My uncle knobhead went on Finders Keepers. Neil Buchanan said “Have a look up there” and lifted him up to find the hidden object on top of a wardrobe, letting him win basically. I think he won a weekend away at Butlins or some shit, just him and my nan. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

My uncle knobhead went on Finders Keepers. Neil Buchanan said “Have a look up there” and lifted him up to find the hidden object on top of a wardrobe, letting him win basically. I think he won a weekend away at Butlins or some shit, just him and my nan. 

I liked Buchanan. Did yew-tree ever go after him? He was in a rock band as well wasn't he? 

[Dr Nowt]

My school went on the Saturday morning kids quiz ‘It’s Torture’ when I was about 14. I didn’t get a sniff at going on because my head of year probably quite rightly despised me, despite the fact there was a significant amount of pupils who’d struggle to spell their own name. It was comedy gold as they failed to get a single question right.

 

”Who was Britain’s first ever female Prime Minster?” got “Queen Victoria” in response, but for some reason it was when the same shitwit answered “Leo”, to “What’s the name of the Lion in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe?” which really set me off.

[Captain Turdseye]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I liked Buchanan. Did yew-tree ever go after him? He was in a rock band as well wasn't he? 

 

Art Attack was boss as well. 

[Dr Nowt]

Remember Buchanan from watching Number 73 when I was a nipper, along with that Sandi Toksvig.

[Stouffer]

52 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

I enjoyed the physical ones the most.

 

Always wanted to have a go at The Krypton Factor assault course, but would probably have fallen flat on my face at the first hurdle. The Fun House would have been more my level.

 

I did the Krypton Factor course years ago, it's at Holcombe Moor Training Camp just outside Ramsbottom. 

 

I got to do everything apart from the zip line because I had a fractured wrist the miserable gets.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The Crystal Maze was one of the best shows on TV when it was Richard O'Brien dominating proceedings but once they brought in the cunt with the hair it all went tits up. Apparently the newest one has that insufferable unfunny hipster cunt Richard Odoye whatever his name is so as a show it simply doesnt mata to me anymore. 

He’s funnier than you though. 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

I liked Buchanan. Did yew-tree ever go after him? He was in a rock band as well wasn't he? 

A NWOBHM band called Marseille, did a comeback tour about 6/7 years ago. Neil was on said tour. 

[Tony Moanero]

Tony Hart > Neil Buchanan 

[Bobby Hundreds]

If any show ever needed a xenomorph introduced to stir shit up it's coronation street.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, TK421 said:

Red Dwarf after series something.

Good shout.

 

I think one of the writers fucked off and the other one kept flogging that horse.

[Remmie]

32 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Good shout.

 

I think one of the writers fucked off and the other one kept flogging that horse.

Yeah I think Rob Grant was the funny one of that duo and his absence was immediately obvious 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 hours ago, Remmie said:

Yeah I think Rob Grant was the funny one of that duo and his absence was immediately obvious 

Also, regardless of how fit she was, I could never take to the pretend Kochanski.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I liked the last series of red dwarf.

[VladimirIlyich]

18 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Remember Buchanan from watching Number 73 when I was a nipper, along with that Sandi Toksvig.

Buchanan was a scouser who supported a certain sports team who also play in red about 30 miles down the East Lancs Road.

[VladimirIlyich]

19 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

I enjoyed the physical ones the most.

 

Always wanted to have a go at The Krypton Factor assault course, but would probably have fallen flat on my face at the first hurdle. The Fun House would have been more my level.

I'd have been arrested in the Fun House for rifling through the twins knicker drawers and sniffing them like Colombian marching powder.

[Bobby Hundreds]

9 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Buchanan was a scouser who supported a certain sports team who also play in red about 30 miles down the East Lancs Road.

I'd rather you had outed him as a paedophile. Up one place in the charts.. Rolf Harris.

[manwiththestick]

On 14/05/2019 at 15:20, Bjornebye said:

I liked Buchanan. Did yew-tree ever go after him? He was in a rock band as well wasn't he? 

His arl fella used to work at a metal plating company in Kirkby in the 90's, sound fella who I would always talk to when I used to call in weekly to drop off/collect work. It was only after about six months I found out who his son was, not from him mind.