Cake Cunt - Leave a Review

[Captain Turdseye]

A woman by ours has started a cake business and is trying to drum up business on Facebook. Her page has only got 149 likes and I’m struggling to understand why.

 

I’m putting them to the GF for comments and reviews and I’ll post the best one under the relevant picture on her page.

 

Shitcake

 

 

Jam Tarts

 

 

PS4king hell

 

 

Jamaica Cake

 

 

What the fuck is this?

 

 

Christening Cunt

 

[Fowlers God]

This is a wind up right?

 

Link to the FB Page needed

[Captain Turdseye]

This is a wind up right?

 

Link to the FB Page needed

No wind up. The jam tarts are £1 each.

[stringvest]

my friend Sarah-Jane made a cake that may well qualify

 

[Elite]

Bit harsh on Champ that Turdseye.

[Anubis]

Link to the page. I have to see this for myself.

[Captain Turdseye]

https://www.facebook.com/DnAcakesnbakes/

[Trumo]

Mary Berry's rolling in her grave.

[Anubis]

Some of her work is ok - mainly when she can work with shape cutters and no writing's involved. But when she has to write shit...

[Captain Turdseye]

Some of her work is ok - mainly when she can work with shape cutters and no writing's involved. But when she has to write shit...

I’ll stick you down for half a dozen of those jam tarts then.

[Anubis]

I’ll stick you down for half a dozen of those jam tarts then.

I'd love half a dozen tarts...

[Anubis]

However, I'm nothing if not supportive of struggling local businesses, and so on Monday I will introduce her work to our secretaries who, judging by their friend lists, will have increased her potential customer base to two-thirds of Liverpool by Monday afternoon.

 

She can thank me later.

[Elite]

If my 8 year old daughter made cakes as bad as that I'd disown her.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Is it a charity? I could bake better cakes with my arse. Especially that top one.

 

Also that christening cake is fucking shite.

[Captain Turdseye]

Is it a charity? I could be better cakes with my arse. Especially that top one.

 

Also that christening into is fucking shite.

Judging by that post she should be grateful you’re not in charge of the writing.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Judging by that post she should be grateful you’re not in charge of the writing.

I blame autocorrect. I'm assuming her icing piper doesn't have autocorrect.

[Elite]

That PlayStation 4 cake is brilliant, someone should send a picture to Sony.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I blame autocorrect. I'm assuming her icing piper doesn't have autocorrect.

Sounds like an lady's euphemism. "Ooh, I've had terrible trouble with my icing piper, Ada."

[Fowlers God]

Why does Ben and Harry have a cock sword on their cake?

[Bjornebye]

The top one looks shit

[TheHowieLama]

The majority, if not all of these, would be made better by having beans ladled over the entire cake.

[VladimirIlyich]

The majority, if not all of these, would be made better by having beans ladled over the entire cake.

Sick bastard. Beans belong on the dog shit cake though as they should be served with it.

[stringvest]

They are truly the worst cakes I've ever seen advertised.   If you want to see how it should be done, have a look at my friend's site:  https://www.facebook.com/flossycockles/

[Elite]

They are truly the worst cakes I've ever seen advertised. If you want to see how it should be done, have a look at my friend's site: https://www.facebook.com/flossycockles/

Flossycockles? Sounds painful.

[Anny Road]

I can’t be fucked with this baking fad. Pretty cakes are shit.

My missus is at it too. Paul Hollywood is a cunt. Mary Berry is a coffin dodging old slag.

 

Why can’t birds get into curry or Chinese. Great British Chow Mein off.

That would be much better.