The Commuters Rant Thread

[Bjornebye]

Loads of cancellations again. Fucking cunts

[Moctezuma]

Loads of cancellations again. Fucking cunts

 

Is that due to the reorganisation of the timetables?

[ZonkoVille77]

The amount of blokes I see on the train who won't give their seat up for pregnant women. Pricks put their heads down to their phones, pretending they can't see. Disgusting.

[Paulie Dangerously]

The amount of blokes I see on the train who won't give their seat up for pregnant women. Pricks put their heads down to their phones, pretending they can't see. Disgusting.

 

They're probably just not risking offending a fatty 

[stringvest]

They're probably just not risking offending a fatty 

 

 

I've done that once.  She gave me pelters. 

[ZonkoVille77]

Paulie Dangerously, on 01 Jun 2018 - 12:25 PM, said:

 

They're probably just not risking offending a fatty

The woman wasn't sweating.

[Mook]

Some things that piss me off about my train commute to & from work:-

 

People on their phones who don't look behind at a stop to see that the train is full & they need to move up the aisle a bit

When you're getting on the train & everybody is like 'you first', just get on the train you polite cunt

Getting off the train & people who are in seats start jumping up to get off before people who have been standing in the aisle

Fat birds who stand in the way of hot birds you're trying to stare at

People who don't use the train very often & moan really loudly about it being overcrowded or too hot/cold, the rest of us put up with this twice a day, pipe down

Cunts who put their bags on the seat next to them, tory behaviour

Cunts who sit on the aisle seat, see above

People who have to do a running commentary on everything, you're not David Coleman you arsehole

People on the phone, can you not wait 20 minutes so everybody on the train doesn't have to hear about your tedious fucking life?

 

I'm going to get the bus to save money from the start of July so will be back after that with a bigger list.

[Bjornebye]

Some things that piss me off about my train commute to & from work:-

 

People on their phones who don't look behind at a stop to see that the train is full & they need to move up the aisle a bit

When you're getting on the train & everybody is like 'you first', just get on the train you polite cunt

Getting off the train & people who are in seats start jumping up to get off before people who have been standing in the aisle

Fat birds who stand in the way of hot birds you're trying to stare at

People who don't use the train very often & moan really loudly about it being overcrowded or too hot/cold, the rest of us put up with this twice a day, pipe down

Cunts who put their bags on the seat next to them, tory behaviour

Cunts who sit on the aisle seat, see above

People who have to do a running commentary on everything, you're not David Coleman you arsehole

People on the phone, can you not wait 20 minutes so everybody on the train doesn't have to hear about your tedious fucking life?

 

I'm going to get the bus to save money from the start of July so will be back after that with a bigger list.

 

Sterling post. Commuting definitely brings out the absolute worst in most people. 

[Duff Man]

People sitting right fucking next to you when practically the entire bus/train is empty.

[tokyojoe]

Some things that piss me off about my train commute to & from work:-

 

People on their phones who don't look behind at a stop to see that the train is full & they need to move up the aisle a bit

When you're getting on the train & everybody is like 'you first', just get on the train you polite cunt

Getting off the train & people who are in seats start jumping up to get off before people who have been standing in the aisle

Fat birds who stand in the way of hot birds you're trying to stare at

People who don't use the train very often & moan really loudly about it being overcrowded or too hot/cold, the rest of us put up with this twice a day, pipe down

Cunts who put their bags on the seat next to them, tory behaviour

Cunts who sit on the aisle seat, see above

People who have to do a running commentary on everything, you're not David Coleman you arsehole

People on the phone, can you not wait 20 minutes so everybody on the train doesn't have to hear about your tedious fucking life?

 

I'm going to get the bus to save money from the start of July so will be back after that with a bigger list.

I used to commute prior to the infestation of mobiles. If I did it now I'd definitely buy a portable jammer.

 

Fuck 'em.

[Captain Turdseye]

I saw this lad a few years ago on the X1 bus going from Speke to Runcorn.

 

 

Either he fell asleep at someone else’s house or his barber thinks he’s a knob.

[rb14]

"{waiting behind after work} she actually gets home quicker than waiting for the non existent trains to show up!

Don't wish to be pedantic but if they're "non-existent"...

[rb14]

Back on topic, I'm sick to death of those segments that the fucking brushes contact, thereby conducting DC electricity. They just sit there whilst attached to a shaft that also holds the wound coils. Fucking ridiculous situation. Pisses me right off.

[TheBitch]

Back on topic, I'm sick to death of those segments that the fucking brushes contact, thereby conducting DC electricity. They just sit there whilst attached to a shaft that also holds the wound coils. Fucking ridiculous situation. Pisses me right off.

What would you do different?

[RJ Fan club]

I saw this lad a few years ago on the X1 bus going from Speke to Runcorn.

 

 

Either he fell asleep at someone else’s house or his barber thinks he’s a knob.

Or he’s just from Runcorn and heading home

[VladimirIlyich]

I saw this lad a few years ago on the X1 bus going from Speke to Runcorn.

 

 

Either he fell asleep at someone else’s house or his barber thinks he’s a knob.

I knew I should have worn a cap that day.

[stringvest]

I don't know how anyone could sit on the bus behind that bloke and not get a pen out.

[Captain Turdseye]

I don't know how anyone could sit on the bus behind that bloke and not get a pen out.

You’ve met me a couple of times, Peter. Do I strike you as the kind of person that carries a pen around?

[stringvest]

Ok then, crayon. But the same applies.

[Captain Turdseye]

Ok then, crayon. But the same applies.

Haha. Bastard.

[TheBitch]

You’ve met me a couple of times, Peter. Do I strike you as the kind of person that carries a pen around?

Stop calling everyone Peter.

[Remmie]

Stop calling everyone Peter.

Brate.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Scrapping 60 trains today to minimise disruption. Now I'm no expert but...

[TheBitch]

Scrapping 60 trains today to minimise disruption. Now I'm no expert but...

That should do it.

[General Dryness]

Scrapping 60 trains today to minimise disruption. Now I'm no expert but...

No head, no headache.