Odd things you do that you wonder if anyone else does

[PestiRed]

When I'm eating a 99, I break the bottom off the cone and scoop a bit of ice cream with it, so I've got a little tiny ice cream to go with my normal sized one.

That's the mini ice cream that gets fed to the dog

[Captain Turdseye]

When I'm making cups of tea I line them up right to left, with the best person on the right and the worst person on the left.

 

Every Wednesday night it goes me, my missus then my mother in law. I feel quite bad writing it down because I've nothing against my mother in law but if I had to pick one of the three of us to fall off a cliff...

Haha! I go in alphabetical order.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Despite not playing football manager since the 2014 version regularly look who the best wonder kids are on the new games and best bargain buys etc

[Priory Doctor]

When I drink a cup of tea, I always leave some at the end.

A throwback to the old days when ,as a kid, we drank loose leaf tea. Sometimes a few rogue leaves would escape the tea strainer and end up at the bottom of your cup of tea.

Cue gagging motion when you had those leaves stuck at the back of your throat.

The little bastards. 

[Total Longo]

i always used to leave a tiny bit of food on the plate, no idea why, i mentioned it to my Ma and she said she did the same.

 

I've grown out of it since becoming more lardy. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

i always used to leave a tiny bit of food on the plate, no idea why, i mentioned it to my Ma and she said she did the same.

 

I've become more lardy since growing out of it. 

[lifetime fan]

When I'm making cups of tea I line them up right to left, with the best person on the right and the worst person on the left.

 

Every Wednesday night it goes me, my missus then my mother in law. I feel quite bad writing it down because I've nothing against my mother in law but if I had to pick one of the three of us to fall off a cliff...

 

 

 

That's just plain common fucking sense.

 

The last cup will have any limescale in it, especially when in work you need to think about this.

 

You always make your cuppa first and the biggest cunts last.

[Fowlers God]

Whenever I go to a new establishment I will always use the same toilet/urinal and it bugs me if I don't.

[lifetime fan]

I sometimes count how long a pee lasts for... a bit of a competition with myself.

 

 

Of course.

 

I'll catch myself holding it in for as long as possible and then seeing if i can beat my record.

[tokyojoe]

Whenever I go to a new establishment I will always use the same toilet/urinal and it bugs me if I don't.

Do you mean you take one with you?

[Fowlers God]

Do you mean you take one with you?

I'm in a hotel tonight at work- il let you know what I can scam

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm in a hotel tonight at work- il let you know what I can scam

Are you gonna nick the batteries out of the remote again?

[Fowlers God]

Are you gonna nick the batteries out of the remote again?

To damn straight. What's there to be had for my employers expense will be accrued.

[Champ]

That's just plain common fucking sense.

 

The last cup will have any limescale in it, especially when in work you need to think about this.

 

You always make your cuppa first and the biggest cunts last.

Haha. Limescale. Nae luck, you southern type

[lifetime fan]

Haha. Limescale. Nae luck, you southern type

 

 

?

[Champ]

?

We don't get limescale

[stringvest]

We don't get limescale

 

 

just brutally early mortality.  Swings and roundabouts.

[Captain Turdseye]

just brutally early mortality. Swings and roundabouts.

And those are covered in used syringes.

[Champ]

just brutally early mortality. Swings and roundabouts.

Ah, but we have choices over those things

[Bob]

I took a brand new iron from a premier inn. My wife had chucked me out and they gave me a brand new one straight out of the box without asking what room I was in, so I took it.

 

 

I might go to hell for it, but then I've done worse so I guess it won't be for that reason if I go to hell.

[Juniper]

When a car or bus let's me cross the road I put my hand/thumbs and say thanks/cheers quietly.

 

They can't hear me, I can hardly hear myself say it.

 

Just the hand or thumbs up would do it.

[cloggypop]

When a car or bus let's me cross the road I put my hand/thumbs and say thanks/cheers quietly.

 

They can't hear me, I can hardly hear myself say it.

 

Just the hand or thumbs up would do it.

I nod my head while looking at the driver and say "Nice one". I live in the Netherlands.

[Captain Turdseye]

When a car or bus let's me cross the road I put my hand/thumbs and say thanks/cheers quietly.

 

They can't hear me, I can hardly hear myself say it.

 

Just the hand or thumbs up would do it.

That's not odd is it? I do that and I find that most people do it to me when I'm driving too.

[VladimirIlyich]

When I drink a cup of tea, I always leave some at the end.

A throwback to the old days when ,as a kid, we drank loose leaf tea. Sometimes a few rogue leaves would escape the tea strainer and end up at the bottom of your cup of tea.

Cue gagging motion when you had those leaves stuck at the back of your throat.

The little bastards.

Exactly the same here. Didnt drink tea for years. Camp coffee was an early favourite in the hot drinks stakes.

[Juniper]

That's not odd is it? I do that and I find that most people do it to me when I'm driving too.

More about saying something quietly that no one else would possibly hear.