The Garth Crooks Wisdom Thread

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He's put Ozil and Salah as wing-backs in his team of the week.

I'm now certain he posts on here.

[magicrat]

 

 

He's put Ozil and Salah as wing-backs in his team of the week.

 

Don't question genius

[3 Stacks]

However, losing 5-1 is no fun, especially when Reds manager Jurgen Klopp is fist-pumping every goal and celebrating with his staff like it's the final of the Champions League. I understand the importance of winning, but this was Brighton. What I do take exception to is any manager being kept waiting to shake hands once a game has finished, while his opposite number finishes hugging and kissing his players and staff in celebration of their victory. I sense this was exactly what happened after the final whistle, and why Chris Hughton tore a strip off Klopp immediately after the game and quite rightly.

 

What is happening to the traditions of this great game? Has winning and money destroyed everything we hold dear? The convention is we shake hands immediately after a game because it brings closure to the occasion, and it starts with the managers. The game's conventions are bigger than any manager or player, and if either can't be bothered to perform the duty, I suggest they find another profession that can afford their bad manners.

 

He's such a weirdo.

[SlugTrail]

However, losing 5-1 is no fun, especially when Reds manager Jurgen Klopp is fist-pumping every goal and celebrating with his staff like it's the final of the Champions League. I understand the importance of winning, but this was Brighton. What I do take exception to is any manager being kept waiting to shake hands once a game has finished, while his opposite number finishes hugging and kissing his players and staff in celebration of their victory. I sense this was exactly what happened after the final whistle, and why Chris Hughton tore a strip off Klopp immediately after the game and quite rightly.

 

What is happening to the traditions of this great game? Has winning and money destroyed everything we hold dear? The convention is we shake hands immediately after a game because it brings closure to the occasion, and it starts with the managers. The game's conventions are bigger than any manager or player, and if either can't be bothered to perform the duty, I suggest they find another profession that can afford their bad manners.

 

He's such a weirdo.

he's a xenophobic prick.

[Thoth]

He is as fucked up as Piers Morgan

[Anubis]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Did he really write that. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

[Redder Lurtz]

 

However, losing 5-1 is no fun, especially when Reds manager Jurgen Klopp is fist-pumping every goal and celebrating with his staff like it's the final of the Champions League. I understand the importance of winning, but this was Brighton. What I do take exception to is any manager being kept waiting to shake hands once a game has finished, while his opposite number finishes hugging and kissing his players and staff in celebration of their victory. I sense this was exactly what happened after the final whistle, and why Chris Hughton tore a strip off Klopp immediately after the game and quite rightly.

 

What is happening to the traditions of this great game? Has winning and money destroyed everything we hold dear? The convention is we shake hands immediately after a game because it brings closure to the occasion, and it starts with the managers. The game's conventions are bigger than any manager or player, and if either can't be bothered to perform the duty, I suggest they find another profession that can afford their bad manners.

 

He's such a weirdo.

 

 

Hahahahah seriously? Crooks' bellendary hits new heights. What a prick.

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We need more gentlemen and more class in the league, we need more Wengers and Mourinhos.

[VladimirIlyich]

he's a xenophobic prick.

He's also a former teammate and possible good friend of Chris Hughton,who I actually quite like as a person.

[Jairzinho]

He sprinkles crack on his PCP.

[Bjornebye]

He eats crayons on the bog

[VladimirIlyich]

He licks windows on the BBC bus.

[Harry Squatter]

His eyes are bigger than his belly.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Haha. Conflating winning with money. No, Garth, we liked winning a long time before the mega money came along and I’m fucked if it’s going to be something I apologise for.

 

Cunt.

[Hand Shandy]

His eyes are bigger than his belly.

Works on a number of levels. Excellent.

[Walter Sobchak]

Was just about to post his team of the week mental ramblings.

 

He’s really not well is he?

 

 

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[Bjornebye]

He looks like a fish off blue planet II. One of them odd looking smoky fuckers that swim in the depths. I think he is a bellend. He must have dirt on a BBC Exec to still have a job. Same for Lawrenson. 

[Beno]

Hes put Ashley Williams in his team of the week

[Stickman]

Hes put Ashley Williams in his team of the week

I guess it was too tempting to resist having someone in the side fatter than yourself.

[Carvalho Diablo]

He hasn't been right in the head since his split with Roger DeCoursey.

[Dante]

He's just a massive fucking wankpuffin.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

The shit Cyclops wannabe. 

[Elite]

Leave Garth alone, he's done very well for himself despite having severe learning difficulties.

[Hades]

I quite like him. You need a bit of that. 

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We've all sat next to a Garth on a plane or train, initially you think they're harmless, then a bit eccentric, then they piss in a cup a drink it in front of you, after offering you some.

Then the carer who bought a seat away from their charge has to come and takeover.

You end up a bit freaked out and can't get the piss stench out your nostrils.

Might just be me like.