LFC Player Awards @ The Echo Arena

[Tom araya]

Stomach churning garbage,just look what we're becoming.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Ayre is punching well, well above his weight class:

 

Is Ayre wearing cuban heels?

[dickie mint]

Gerry Marsden must be buzzing with royalties this week.

[Special K]

Lynn, get down to Sol Dangerfield's casting agency and find me a forty year old Scorcher...and do use that word.

 

Edit: bugger, repped Special K.

Much appreciated!

[Nightcat]

She left her dick on. oops.

[Dicko]

London best supporters club?

This is Enfield.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That rattling twisty sound your hearing outside in Liverpool at the moment is not due to the wind. That's our great ex managers , players and fans turning in their graves. Even the ones who aren't dead.

 

It's like those PC awards they give to kids footy teams.

 

The David Moyes finishing last makes you a winner trophy.

 

The Mike Hooper 100 conceded cup.

 

Non starting sub of the year.

 

Best cryer.

 

Fittest mum watching from the sidelines.

 

Painful after this season. Has Brendan won the lack of self awareness award ? Was Raheem the young version ?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ayre's bint is even rougher trade than Claire Rourke. The Oakey haired long toothed skeleton.

[Dr Nowt]

Don't you have to pay for LFCTV now?

 

Isn't this like paying someone to cunt punch you?

[Anubis]

Is Mighty Red there? Please tell me it is.

 

[Dr Nowt]

Just scrolling through Twatter and it says "Ian St John welling up on stage as he describes how much it meant to the players to win #LFC's 1st FA Cup in '65".

 

We're not a football club, we're a fucking musical.

[an tha]

London best supporters club?

This is Enfield.

How the fuck can there be a best supporters club?

 

Must be based on who spends most in liverworld

[Bjornebye]

I wonder if she's ever interviewed Tommy Smith?  

 

The Anfield Iron talks to the Anfield Ironing Board.

 

Excellent 

[Bjornebye]

Only good thing to come out of this apart from stringy's post there is that someone just tagged my bluenose mate in a picture. he is stood there behind Didi Hamman all suited and booted on his way into the awards. cunt won't live this down 

[Cardie]

This is a farce you wouldn't have other clubs doing thi........oh wait.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Has Dave Kirby turned up yet?

[dobbalina]

Who won customers player of the year?

[Strontium]

First time the players have turned up all year. Maybe Brendan should hand out awards before every match next season.

[Mook]

Has Dave Kirby turned up yet?

He's still at home trying to work out something which rhymes with 'awards'.

[Cardie]

Just scrolling through Twatter and it says "Ian St John welling up on stage as he describes how much it meant to the players to win #LFC's 1st FA Cup in '65".

 

We're not a football club, we're a fucking musical.

I like that we get to be selective as to when history can and can't form part of the clubs thinking.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Has Dave Kirby turned up yet?

He's outside waxing lyrical about the Mersey , Thatcher and when got a lift of Alan Harper.

[Harry Squatter]

And finishing his pint of Carling off whilst gazing into the distance.

[aws]

Still on his way back from ROME.

[El Rojo]

Lovren stands a decent chance of winning the Croatian newcomer of the year award.

[robslappa]

Reminds me of the German military awards in June 1945.