The best ever cat

[Anubis]

Given how much media whoring Cameron has done in the last few weeks I'm surprised he's not over there, pressing the fur with the cat, and awarding it a medal.

[Tony Moanero]

Cats are boss.

[Pony Princess]

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. Cats.  Boss be-clawed angry fuckers.  Fucking love my cat but when I got burgled he did fuck all.  It is ok tho.  Needs more training to be a badass like this nigga.

 

[General Dryness]

Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. Cats.  Boss be-clawed angry fuckers.  Fucking love my cat but when I got burgled he did fuck all.  It is ok tho.  Needs more training to be a badass like this nigga.

 

 

You can see the other cat going "Leave it mate, just leave it. Its not worth it. For fucks sake."

 

Seriously though, hard to say what its up to, but could be interpreted as like its protecting the boy. Doesn't go for him once, despite having the opportunity to, so its not gone completely ape shit.

[RedinSweden]

The babysitter is obviously a wrong-un. Why else would they have set up cameras? They probably told the cat to keep an eye on her and he heard the broken glass and decided to step in. Sterling work.

[Duff Man]

I'd fucking neg you for that but you might get upset with me.

 

Not sure why I'd be upset. Going on the evidence of this thread it's the cat lovers who are the precious ones.

[Stu Monty]

That cat would have gotten one swift kick to the face. Claws or not.

[PestiRed]

That first video is clearly bullshit, cats do not rescue children, they are very known for being selfish bastards. The bits you didn't see was where the cat straps a bomb to the kid's bike in order to get rid of child who is preventing it from being focus of parents' life. Dog comes round car, sees bomb and tries to get kid as far away from bike as possible. Cat attacks dog to ensure child gets blown up. Bomb fails to go off because cats are too lazy and stupid to learn how to build bombs properly. Cat gets acclaimed as hero, dog gets blame, people prove they are idiots

 

Next week that child will be brutally pushed down the stairs but no one will blame the cat now

[Total Longo]

Sleep, get fed, come and go when they please and erm...that's it.

 

Domestic cats have the greatest life, frankly.

[RedinSweden]

Not sure why I'd be upset. Going on the evidence of this thread it's the cat lovers who are the precious ones.

 

Ace. I got to neg you again. That one's for War Bastard.

[Duff Man]

Cat bummer.

[Dr Nowt]

Ace. I got to neg you again. That one's for War Bastard.

 

Wor Bastard would be a great name for a cat.  Another one to add to my list for future animals.