little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Remmie]

"Your call is important to us" hence the fucking essay at the beginning stating how you can find the answer you need online or jumping in front of traffic

[Harry Squatter]

Found out today that my sister who has OsteoArthritis and walks round on crutches because of the disease and a partly botched operation on her back had her phone stolen,in the Doctors while she turned her back to pick up her crutches to stand up. I wish I'd have seen the twat who did it and they could have tried walking with crutches and constant pain for while.

Twats. There was a story in the Echo this year about a lad falling off his balcony in a flat on London Road. Two people walked up and rather than help him or call an ambulance robbed his phone and wallet. These cunts need killing.

[Elite]

Knobs on ebay who win the auction and then decide they don't want it.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Knobs on ebay who win the auction and then decide they don't want it.

 

They need a good shoeing

[Remmie]

Going to a restaurant with a party over 4 people. When ordering, people just shouting what they want in a non linear fashion, out of turn and generally making it confusing for the waiting staff instead of ordering drinks first, one after another when the person to the side of them has finished.

 

Then trying to reach a consensus about starters, then trying to establish if everyone is ready to order, then getting the food in a awkward order so that people are letting their food get cold.

 

Then reaching a consensus on dessert, then everyone trying to pay their fair share by remembering the cost of what they ordered, then equally contributing to a tip, only some people don't believe in tipping.

 

In fact, what the fuck is the appeal?

[Alan Sex]

[Rushies tash]

Got a mouse in the shed. It chewed its way under the door, making a right mess of the frame. Off out to get a trap, but not sure whether to get a humane one or an old style Tom and Jerry one.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Got a mouse in the shed. It chewed its way under the door, making a right mess of the frame. Off out to get a trap, but not sure whether to get a humane one or an old style Tom and Jerry one.

 

Lend a cat. 

[Tony Moanero]

Going to a restaurant with a party over 4 people. When ordering, people just shouting what they want in a non linear fashion, out of turn and generally making it confusing for the waiting staff instead of ordering drinks first, one after another when the person to the side of them has finished.

 

Then trying to reach a consensus about starters, then trying to establish if everyone is ready to order, then getting the food in a awkward order so that people are letting their food get cold.

 

Then reaching a consensus on dessert, then everyone trying to pay their fair share by remembering the cost of what they ordered, then equally contributing to a tip, only some people don't believe in tipping.

 

In fact, what the fuck is the appeal?

I can't stand hot food that had gone cold.

[General Dryness]

Got a mouse in the shed. It chewed its way under the door, making a right mess of the frame. Off out to get a trap, but not sure whether to get a humane one or an old style Tom and Jerry one.

Our cat Charlie was booking his plane ticket online until I reminded him of the quarantine laws on international travel.

 

Poor buggers gutted. He hopes you fuck the mouse up good and proper if that helps.

[Rushies tash]

Lend a cat.

 

Can't stand cats - there's one always mooching around the garden. Can't catch mice though can it, useless fucker. In fact, my garden's like a Beatrix Potter book. Squirrels, parakeets, toads, the lot. Minus the mice later, hopefully.

[Rushies tash]

Our cat Charlie was booking his plane ticket online until I reminded him of the quarantine laws on international travel.

Poor buggers gutted. He hopes you fuck the mouse up good and proper if that helps.

He'll be happy then. Bought the break neck traps in the end, cos that's all the shop had.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Can't stand cats - there's one always mooching around the garden. Can't catch mice though can it, useless fucker. In fact, my garden's like a Beatrix Potter book. Squirrels, parakeets, toads, the lot. Minus the mice later, hopefully.

 

We have a squirrel that visits every year, Magpies which nest every year and due to the plum trees a shit load of wasps when the fruit ripens and falls to the lawn. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I bought a humane mouse trap. Put some cheese in there. Caught it too, a little dormouse nibbling away. Took it up the park let it out and then smashed it with a brick. No I just let it out if I don't need to kill something I wont.

[General Dryness]

I bought a humane mouse trap. Put some cheese in there. Caught it too, a little dormouse nibbling away. Took it up the park let it out and then smashed it with a brick. No I just let it out if I don't need to kill something I wont.

Kicked it out into unfamiliar surroundings where it was shit scared before being found by a cat which played with it for several agonizing minutes before ending it's life and eating it.

 

Never had you down for such an evil cunt Bobby. Fair play to you.

[Tony Moanero]

Can't stand cats - there's one always mooching around the garden. Can't catch mice though can it, useless fucker. In fact, my garden's like a Beatrix Potter book. Squirrels, parakeets, toads, the lot. Minus the mice later, hopefully.

Cats are boss, you bastard.

[General Dryness]

Cats are boss, you bastard.

Tony knows.

[Rushies tash]

I bought a humane mouse trap. Put some cheese in there. Caught it too, a little dormouse nibbling away. Took it up the park let it out and then smashed it with a brick. No I just let it out if I don't need to kill something I wont.

I'm the same mate. I try to shoo wasps out of the window, trap spiders in a glass etc. Feel a bit guilty about the trap, but the mother in law had a mouse die in the back of her fridge and the whole kitchen stank for weeks until we found it - just want rid to be honest.

[Rushies tash]

Cats are boss, you bastard.

Ha ha, I've just never taken to them. More a dog person.

[Elite]

Cats are sadistic cunts. Mine will catch mice or rabbits and then proceed to torture the poor cunt by throwing it up in the air and then clawing it mid air.

[Rico1304]

Judas brought a half dead rat in last night.

[Rushies tash]

Judas brought a half dead rat in last night.

Brilliant name!

[Tony Moanero]

Ha ha, I've just never taken to them. More a dog person.

Dogs are boss, too. I've never had one though, which means I can be a bit unsure of them. I tend to cross the road if I see a big dog in the street.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Cats have a habit of dragging half eaten animals home with them then look up at you as if to say "Look what I brought home for you." 

[Elite]

Dogs are boss, too. I've never had one though, which means I can be a bit unsure of them. I tend to cross the road if I see a big dog in the street.

Dogs are far better than cats.

 

I've had both.