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Some funny 999 calls

November 21, 2003 by johno
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Crazy calls from crazy people:D :D eg: bloke phoning cos' his wife aint' cooked his dinner..... http://www.avonandsomerset.police.uk/communications/examples_of_999_calls.asp

Last reply by johno, November 21, 2003
Anyone on the *f

May 16, 2003 by johnb
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295 views
Treason!!!!!!!!!!!! [%sig%]

Last reply by johnb, May 16, 2003
Nadia

November 27, 2003 by DT
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678 views
is now 24 but still from Allingåbro.

Last reply by DT, November 27, 2003
Paypal

November 16, 2009 by Gods back
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Opened an account with VC bet recently,and had a small win on the ***** over the weekend. Withdrew my winnings this morn into my paypal account,but as yet nothings showing.Do these things take a few days? Ta in advance!

Last reply by Gods back, November 16, 2009
aggggggggggggh

November 24, 2004 by BENIRL
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David Beckham decides to go horse riding.￡ Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace, Victoria admiringly watching her husband.￡ After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to loosen his grip in the saddle, then he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck. David decide…

Last reply by BENIRL, November 24, 2004
The Best Christmas Song, Ever.

December 25, 2009 by theghost
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[YOUTUBE]F_J4SBUwe5U[/YOUTUBE] Merry Christmas, cunts!

Last reply by theghost, December 25, 2009
Newsflash...

December 16, 2005 by lifetime fan
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Church admits cremating George Best in Hemel Hempstead was a mistake.

Last reply by lifetime fan, December 16, 2005
Play by mail footy games

September 22, 2006 by PaulMcC
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396 views
Anyone know any that use real players? Anyone play?

Last reply by PaulMcC, September 22, 2006
FAO ADAMS

October 28, 2006 by Slam Daniels
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308 views
Q: What's yellow and smells like bananas? A: Monkey sick.

Last reply by Slam Daniels, October 28, 2006
GB Boxing

April 19, 2012 by dickie mint
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3 lads in the semi finals of the box off for the Olympic places in Turkey tomorrow ,these lads have got to get to the finals on sunday to qualify for the London games. 2 English lads and 1 scot box off tomorrow its live on the AIBA site.

Last reply by dickie mint, April 19, 2012
For all you Thundercats fans...

June 18, 2007 by Kopite
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282 views
http://www.hmv.co.uk/hmvweb/displayProductDetails.do?ctx=280;-1;-1;-1&sku=587030

Last reply by Kopite, June 18, 2007
the daily mash

January 16, 2008 by bri
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The Daily Mash - Home

Last reply by bri, January 16, 2008
With his packet of sweet's and his cheaky smile.......................

November 21, 2003 by wes
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/031121/325/eek1o.html

Last reply by wes, November 21, 2003
Bints wearing pyjamas

November 20, 2002 by johnb
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this man will soon be an OOTer - nearer than Ireland like ;-)

Last reply by johnb, November 20, 2002
beni

July 2, 2003 by The Party Boy
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ha ha good un lad, gotta love changes peoples names to include genitals in it, Mellors sweaty balls was my personal fave

Last reply by The Party Boy, July 2, 2003
Life size remote control car

March 22, 2006 by RedinSweden
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I want one

Last reply by RedinSweden, March 22, 2006
Happy Birthday Big Ig

April 10, 2008 by Guest PaddyBerger15
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251 views
31 years young today. Have a good one pal.

Last reply by Guest, April 10, 2008
No fetishes here...

March 19, 2003 by Guest SharQ
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397 views
... but she IS pretty damn fucking hot [%sig%]

Last reply by Guest, March 19, 2003
Went to Specsavers yesterday.

February 20, 2009 by Melchett
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262 views
I am now a geeky 4 eyed speccy twat, but by Zeus's trident do I feel sexy and exactly 62.4% smarter.:monkeycool:

Last reply by Melchett, February 20, 2009
13 on line

May 16, 2003 by johnb
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12 on the *f - this is what happens when there are bank holidays in Denmark. I want them standardised on a European basis. [%sig%]

Last reply by johnb, May 16, 2003
Wayhay!!

June 12, 2003 by Chris
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314 views
Dannyboy indahouse...let the fun commence [%sig%]

Last reply by Chris, June 12, 2003
Ask Peeves

October 13, 2006 by Stouffer
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429 views
Made me laugh.

Last reply by Stouffer, October 13, 2006
Pepsi Ice Cucumber

June 18, 2007 by Roast Beef
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272 views
I had a bottle of this yesterday. It's a special edition, released just in time for the Japanese summer. Not the tastiest beverage ever. Do they have special edition Pepsi in the UK?

Last reply by Roast Beef, June 18, 2007
Shoot it up...

September 19, 2007 by Alan Sex
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318 views
US bombs cruisin' overhead There goes my love rocket red

Last reply by Alan Sex, September 19, 2007
Thought you might like this

September 26, 2007 by Thants
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260 views
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qiRxSmjaBQ

Last reply by Thants, September 26, 2007