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2 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

These stories keep popping up on Twitter. Just waiting for the first one to say they turned the fire brigade away from their burning house because they turned up in a red vehicle.

Surely evertonians don't do fires given the red tinges to the flames? 

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47 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

These stories keep popping up on Twitter. Just waiting for the first one to say they turned the fire brigade away from their burning house because they turned up in a red vehicle.

They've boycotted the colour red - they're absolutely mental.

 

"Yeah lad - i was in a scrap with a dozen redshite fans (all from Norway, lad) and at the end I'd battered them all but one of the cunts have stabbed me and I was bleeding red blood so I went to hozzy lad and told them to drain all my blood out, I threw in some food colouring to make it blue, lad, and now I've got all blue blood."

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