*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Wezza]

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

2 seasons in the 80s and they tray to convince the universe they dominated the decade. 

 

"Remember all those great European nights. Bayern and erm..."

 

Atalanta 15k attendance

 

Throwing kids at Lyon players

 

Being battered at home by Villareal

 

Struggling past University College Dublin. 

 

Numerous home defeats to mid level European opposition.

 

 

And losing 5-1 to Rapid Bucharest, and subsequently finding out that 5 of their fans went to Budapest by mistake ( and had a better time ).

[Pete]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Surely that should read "as told by Everton legends Peter Reid and Joe Royle.  And Leon Osman."

 

When did they start calling it the"Grand Old Lady"?  Certainly not when Reid and Royle were there.

When Rooney was there.  He loves a Grand Old Lady.

[Mudface]

32 minutes ago, Pete said:

When Rooney was there.  He loves a Grand Old Lady.

 

A skanky old bag would do for him.

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, Bob said:

Don't you remember half of Colombia bought Everton shirts when Hamez signed.

Whatever happened to that Colombian “bird” posting on GOT that they were all beasting over? Did the account end up getting banned? Anyone know? @Captain Turdseye ? 

 

4 hours ago, redinblack said:

I wonder if the poignant and hilarious tales cover child throwing, snot wiping and racial abuse. And Peter Reid discussing being a Red

I’ve heard they’re just gonna wheel water cannon onto the stage and blast the audience with piss then get off 

[redinblack]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Whatever happened to that Colombian “bird” posting on GOT that they were all beasting over? Did the account end up getting banned? Anyone know? @Captain Turdseye ? 

 

I’ve heard they’re just gonna wheel water cannon onto the stage and blast the audience with piss then get off 

I'm surprised the band they got on isn't the Boooo Radleys

[Bjornebye]

Just now, redinblack said:

I'm surprised the band they got on isn't the Boooo Radleys

The Scissor Sisters apparently 

 

 

[liverpoolsno9]

3 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

 

When did they start calling it the"Grand Old Lady"?  Certainly not when Reid and Royle were there.

In 1999, The Independent newspaper journalist David Conn unexpectedly coined the nickname "The Grand Old Lady" for the stadium when he wrote "Another potential suitor has apparently thought better of Everton, walking away on Tuesday from the sagging Grand Old Lady of English football, leaving her still in desperate need of a makeover."^[25]

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

Fingerings Alsatians and getting female board members in headlocks. Not to mention all the middle aged sex pests who touch up young girls in their seats. 

Oi! You leave Stig alone,you bastard.

[Captain Turdseye]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

Whatever happened to that Colombian “bird” posting on GOT that they were all beasting over? Did the account end up getting banned? Anyone know? @Captain Turdseye ? 

Not a clue mate, but once Everton had touched her, etc, etc. 

[Harry Squatter]

It's weird that all these new fans from Colombia who could just about type a coherent sentence in English all had a in depth knowledge of Clive Thomas, Heysel and Collina and despite allegedly living over 5000 miles away they already hated Liverpool FC. 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, Harry Squatter said:

It's weird that all these new fans from Colombia who could just about type a coherent sentence in English all had a in depth knowledge of Clive Thomas, Heysel and Collina and despite allegedly living over 5000 miles away they already hated Liverpool FC. 

 

[sir roger]

All that cocaine has done that lad no favours

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Not a clue mate, but once Everton had touched her, etc, etc. 

 

I reckon the lad who was running the account enjoying all the dick pics in his dm’s got bored after ccchhaaameezzzzlad left and she ended up getting called out so the mods quickly swerved it. Embarrassing for them the way they were all over it. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They genuinely believe this horseshit.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Best fans in the world, though.

[Tenfolder]

15 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

They genuinely believe this horseshit.

 

Ahh, apparently just fishing and he managed to hook some, my absolutely favourite blueshite excuse when they tweet this kind of shit meaning every bit of it and get absolute minced in the replies.

[an tha]

They always have to put something in talking themselves up when refering to themselves don't they.....it is so pathetic.

 

"One of the most storied clubs in English football history"

 

"Our great club"

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

6 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Best fans in the world, though.

Without him they'd be nowhere near the PL. The ungrateful twats.

[Vincent Vega]

5 hours ago, an tha said:

They always have to put something in talking themselves up when refering to themselves don't they.....it is so pathetic.

 

"One of the most storied clubs in English football history"

 

"Our great club"

 

 

Just typical “legends in their own minds” Everton fan hyperbole. Nobody else sees them that way, so they input this stuff themselves to make themselves feel better. They must be one of the only sets of fans that revel in relative success that occurred before half of them were even born. Newcastle fans are rightly embarrassed about their lack of recent success, but Everton go on as if they wiped the floor with all comers in recent memory. I was born in 1970 and they have been utter shite for the entirety of that time apart from a brief spell in the mid to late 80s and even then they were overshadowed by us.

[an tha]

30 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Just typical “legends in their own minds” Everton fan hyperbole. Nobody else sees them that way, so they input this stuff themselves to make themselves feel better. They must be one of the only sets of fans that revel in relative success that occurred before half of them were even born. Newcastle fans are rightly embarrassed about their lack of recent success, but Everton go on as if they wiped the floor with all comers in recent memory. I was born in 1970 and they have been utter shite for the entirety of that time apart from a brief spell in the mid to late 80s and even then they were overshadowed by us.

Is right

[coachpotato]

Timing is perfect for 777 to be binned and MSP to come in and take over ready for the usual summer shenanigans.

Another transfer window trophy to win.

Also, it’ll boost season ticket sales, especially Junior ones.

[JagSquared]

Mist storied? Well I guess all the rubbish they make up could be classed as high fantasy.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 hours ago, an tha said:

They always have to put something in talking themselves up when refering to themselves don't they.....it is so pathetic.

 

"One of the most storied clubs in English football history"

 

"Our great club"

 

 

They are one of the most storied clubs, though.

 

There are the stories about sending Norwegian Reds on the wrong bus, the story about Alan Smith's ambulance, the story about Fowler on the beak, the story about the PEDs...

[sir roger]

8 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

They genuinely believe this horseshit.

 

'Arguably' is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.