What is the maddest thing your bird has done?

[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

Legendary TLW post. 

Some of the replies are absolute belters as well

[Remmie]

On 28/11/2010 at 00:13, manwiththestick said:

Sounds like a game bird, don't suppose you have her number do you?

 

On 28/11/2010 at 00:16, Doctor Troy said:

You want to see all the videos that she sent my mate that were shown in court and the texts she sent him that were read out in a posh voice by his barrister.

 

"You did text my client on the 4th of March - come round to my house, fuck me up the arse, i'll suck your cock when you pull it out my arse and you can jizz on my face". The jury tried really hard to keep a straight face.

 

On 28/11/2010 at 00:19, Guest TesticleOReilly said:

 

Still got her number?

 

On 28/11/2010 at 01:08, TheBitch said:

 

 

No. Seriously. I need this number.

 

On 28/11/2010 at 02:26, The-Sir said:

Maddest thing my bird done?

 

Hmmm. It's difficult. There was this one time she started sleeping with some other lad. He came round to the house one night and stabbed me 18 times. That was pretty shitty like.

 

On 29/11/2010 at 01:52, Captain Turdseye said:

 

As you do.

 

On 27/11/2010 at 22:59, Guest TesticleOReilly said:

 

And he just slips it in like it's background info. Yeah, he stabbed him 18 times, but the guy lived and he's now got a job as a sieve, so every cloud an' all that.

Pure TLW gold

[Sugar Ape]

You still in touch with Stabby Ste @Doctor Troy ?

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Sugar Ape said:

You still in touch with Stabby Ste @Doctor Troy ?

Yeah. Spoke to him last week, weirdly him and the guy he stabbed are friends now and even had a pint together last year. 

[lifetime fan]

25 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Yeah. Spoke to him last week, weirdly him and the guy he stabbed are friends now and even had a pint together last year. 

 

Outstanding.

[TheBitch]

What a lovely conclusion.

[Bjornebye]

He threw his pint at him and soaked the fella behind him 

[Harry Squatter]

He ran off though after he asked him if he fancied a game of darts.

[Harry Squatter]

Bump.

 

Just got told today that my cousins ex Mrs drove her car down to a beach in North Wales last year with his two kids in the back and drove into the sea. 

 

Luckily a couple of passers by managed to drag the kids out of the car and she ended up in hospital. He's been given custody of the kids and she's been sectioned. 

 

She was always highly strung and argumentative, also wouldn't let him out of her sight for long as she always believed that he was seeing other women behind her back. Despite him having the conversation skills of an inanimate object.