Doctor Troy

Agree, he would have been a very useful signing for us. Just seen the fixtures and we have to play Newcastle at 4.30 on the Sunday then Barcelona at home on the Tuesday. I'm sure Barcelona will get their game moved and rest most of their team that weekend. Cunts.

Imagine if Juventus stop referring to themselves as the old lady or Rangers fans stop saying they are born not manufactured?

Meanwhile... Another silence period and consultation period.

Spurs seem to be the only team who have played them recently who have a go at them and don't believe they are beaten before they kick off. They'll probably get twatted on Saturday now I've said that.

VAR fume incoming....

A few rumours on Twatter that we've agreed a fee of €50m (£43m) with Liepzig and agreed terms with Timo Werner. Offering more money than Bayern.

All their players on big contracts aren't going anywhere and will just run them down. Be funny if they bought Bale and paid him the same as the other mercenaries.

Steve Bould

Liverpool FC are now paying off the council to approve building ferry terminals and hotels to ruin Everton's chances of a new ground. The amount of money we piss away on this, paying refs, the FA, UEFA and FIFA off we could have turned Anfield into a 78,000 all seater stadium. I've just looked at that new hotel. It's by James Street station and is on an empty plot of land. It's not even taller than the hotel on the opposite side of the street. No idea what this has to do with their pretend stadium.

And Steve Walsh/Marcel Brands finding them the next Mahrez/Kante/Lozano before spunking money on a couple of Barcelona reserves and over expensive Premier League players.

That Ferdinand clip is funny. Loads of Mancs were saying that after PSG but they've all gone quiet lately.

They do the same thing virtually every year. They have a run of 4 games where they beat the likes of Cardiff, Southampton and Brighton. They all get excited and start telling everyone how great they are, how the media never give them any attention and compare their players to ours. Someone who has had 3 ok games will be better than one of our players who has put in consistent performances for 2 years. They then get brought down to earth with a bump when they get twatted by someone in the top six or lose a stupid game where they don't turn up. Radio Merseyside phone ins go mental, everyone needs to be sold, the manager needs to be sacked and everyone on the board should hang their heads in shame. The phone ins are worse if Liverpool are doing well. Another run of average results sees them looking forward to next season and dreaming about signing players who would laugh in their faces if they could afford them. The only thing they then have to look forward to is supporting anyone who plays Liverpool. Even though Everton are fucking shite they never seem to drop down the league and just stay in the phantom zone between 7th and 11th. They breathe a huge sigh of relief when Liverpool fail to win something then start off going on about how much better they will be next season despite ignoring the fact that they are shite and no European football means they slip further away from the top six. However, constant stadium updates keep them deluded.

Matthijs de Ligt has agreed personal terms with Barcelona on a five-year contract. The 19-year-old Ajax captain will pocket about the same salary as Frenkie de Jong at the Spanish club (€16 million a year). @sport https://t.co/A39STby0Wa

Their season was over and their players probably couldn't be arsed with the Europa League starting at the end of June. Their fans don't even turn up when they get to the group stages.