Doctor Troy

Spunk it on Mbappe, Sancho, Havertz and Quaresma.

Throw in Origi and hopefully put that towards Werner

Lallana to join Leicester

Leverkusen got twatted by Wolfsburg 4-0 at home. Pity Monchengladbach could only draw at Bremen who are utter wank.

Has their make believe stadium got planning permission yet?. Seems odd that it's taken 4 years and 375 surveys but they haven't had planning permission yet.

They didn't seem to mind when they were all inviting them into the Brick for butties and a sing song.

Laura Hamilton, presenter of BBC'S A place in the sun.

They should just set up a forum called Grand Old Redshite, invite fans of other teams to join to talk about Heysel and how much they all hate us. I'm sure they would then be happy with the bin dipper and scouse bastard/no job comments because it is meant for us and not them.

It represents views of the majority of their fanbase though, ones who aren't brave enough to say it in person and in public.

Then they cry about being called murderers. Faux outraged twats

They are all reminiscing about the Arsenal title winning game in 1989, some saying it was one of their cherished childhood memories. Laughing at the fact that we haven't won the league since. Even though we won it the year after and they haven't won it since 1987. Imagine one of us saying Man Utd losing a title on the last day was a great childhood memory. No wonder we buzz off the sad pathetic twats.

Christopher Reeve is good as Superman but was in a load of average or nondescript films after that.