Doctor Troy

It's beyond the cuntdome

Wish someone would kick this twat into orbit.

Harvey Elliot

Man utd fans are the most entitled bellends in world football along with Barcelona and Real Madrid fans. They wouldn't give a fuck about the Glazers if they had won as much as Man City had the last decade. They just hate not being top dogs. Big gang of glory hunting twats. It's just a fucking bandwagon to jump on every now and again when it suits. The weekend completely destroyed any notion that they are serious. If they wanted them out they would have barricaded the club shop to stop people buying Ronaldo shirts at £100 a go and organised a massive protest on Saturday. Apparently it was the most watched Premier League game ever. One of the Glazers even turned up because he knew their fans have been bought off by the Ronaldo signing. But apart from a few half hearted chants absolutely nothing happened. Even the ones protesting a few months ago were buying shirts and bragging about how much Ronaldo's signing made the club on the stock exchange!. Saying the signing paid for itself. If they had FSG as owners they would be crying their arsed off. Sell to buy and minimal investment in the team over the last few windows. They just want a richer Arab than City to come in and blow every other club out the water. Go on Twatter and their fan accounts are just like talksport coming out with stupid shite just to get a reaction off people. They brag about Premier League titles then go on about the 20 titles they have to suit whatever argument they have. Some fucking gimps go on about Duncan Edwards being the best player ever without ever seeing him play or knowing anything about him. Most of their fans just like having bragging rights over other fans and don't really enjoy the footy. A couple of Mancs I work with refused to talk about football for 3 years while they were shit and we were good. The only thing they ever said was "you haven't won the Premier League". Then it was "you've got the same amount as Leicester and Blackburn". They basically can't handle the fact that Alex Ferguson has gone. Although they still get their own way on most things they don't have his influence any more and can't handle that Us, City and Chelsea are more competitive than when they were hoovering up titles with only Arsenal really challenging them over a long period.

It's the most wonderful time of the year... They never ever fucking learn. Anyone who says they need to win a trophy to stop being bitter needs to realise they are just as bad if not worse when they have the slightest bit of success. Success as in winning a few games against mediocre opposition.

So they've claimed Rafa in addition to Shankly now?

That photo you posted, the view looked absolutely awful and every stand apart from that big one they built in the early nineties looks like it belongs in the mid seventies. No wonder they could still film the Damned United there and not change anything.

Long overdue. They are fucking shit. Play awful football and time waste from the moment they kick off.

Have those Burnley fans ever been to Burnley?. Fucking hell. Can remember playing footy there once and there was some factory not far from the pitch which spewed out tons of smoke, it was early September but felt like mid January. All the streets looked like a 1950s Warbutons advert. The locals watching the game all wore cutting edge fashion like fisherman's jumpers and wellies. One of the lads girlfriends came to watch us and one of the locals used his amazing Roger Moore chat up line of "D'yer shag???". He was baffled when it never worked. A couple of sheep escaped from a nearby field and ran on our pitch. Seen dogs invade the pitch before but never sheep.

And Leeds too Keep Newcastle up as we always twat them.

Zara Sultana is an actual MP in Coventry who always calls out Tory twats in Parliament for giving public money to their mates. She also supports Liverpool. So she pisses off a lot of Tory Gammon twats who say she is a big Corbyn loving commy who is also a Muslim. She regularly gets abuse off right wingers on Twitter. Someone has created Zara Bukkake MP and made a fictional constituency in Wales using the photos of Mia Khalifa the porn star. The tweets usually support gay people, Muslims building mosques, asylum seekers getting free money and loads of other OTT left wing views. The Tory Gammon twats either think se is the same person or a real MP with extreme left wing views which boils their piss.

Low expectations there as well. Coleman went past one player and played it sideways then got a massive round of applause.

True. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-9969723/amp/Fulham-danger-losing-attacking-starlet-Fabio-Carvalho-Real-Madrid-Premier-League-clubs.html

The powers that be persecuting the sleeping giant that is Everton keeping them down at all costs. That incident will keep them going for a few months.