Doctor Troy

Yes. Four weddings and a funeral which was a bland film yet became ridiculously popular especially in America. It got played to death. The old version is better too.

Anything by Wet Wet Wet. Love is all around is even acknowledged by them as annoying. Marti Peplow is an annoying smug cunt too. Their other songs have some of the shittest lyrics of all time as well and make fuck all sense but were only successful because people liked the tune of the song. Angel Eyes was on the radio the other day and I bet even they have no idea what the song is supposed to mean. Also, talking of shit lyrics. Millenium by Robbie Williams must be the all time winner.

They were all members of Sgt Peppers Lonely Heart Club so ended up playing with themselves.

It's a bit rich moaning about YNWA when they play z cars at every opportunity. I was in a pub watching the Derby with a load of them a few years ago and z cars went off at half time. About 20 of them all reached for the phone in their pockets to check whether it was them who was getting a call.

Lionel Messi. Plus he wouldn't have to prove that he could do it on a wet Wednesday at Stoke because they got relegated.

There used to be a ref in our Saturday league games who was a big grock scally about 6 foot 7 with a shaved head. He used to speak to the teams in the dressing room before the game. We were playing a scall team from Speke who had owed about 800 quid in fines. Both of us had to share a Portacabin because the Speke scalls had burnt the dressing rooms down. He walks in, slams the door and says "alright yer fucking Gay bastards, I know you are all looking forward to giving me some grief and I know one of you teams are a gang of dirty cunts but if any of you give me any fucking shit or have a fucking problem with any decisons i make you'll be sorry and I'll fucking see you after the game in the car park alone and you can say it to my face and we'll see how hard you are". He then clapped his hands and said "ok lads let's enjoy the game". The game was played like a training session and no one said a word to him.

Would have loved Keane and shearer at Liverpool. Imagine how many goals Fowler and shearer would score together. Keane might be a tit but he wouldn't have tolerated some of the pathetic performances in the mid to late 90s a lot of the team phoned in. The amount of times we were bullied out of games was unbelievable. He would have twatted that fat prick Neil Ruddock and the useless ADHD twat David James.

People who wear braces. The ones that hold up your keks, not the ones to fix your teeth.

Loads of them see Moshiri as some saviour. I suppose when you have to put up with 20 years of bill Kenwright bullshit you will have anyone. They only tolerated him because he told stories of being in the boys pen and being a true blue.

https://twitter.com/andcouldheplay7/status/1039048071999627264?s=19 The replies to this are funny. But Kopites are the real weird ones.

I'm in work all day and she's off but at 10.30 when I'm sitting off after the gym or relaxing she starts moaning saying there's loads of stuff that needs doing round the house.

Watched a film called Hot Pursuit last night. Only watched it because of Sofia Vergara and her epic tits. I do believe at 46 she qualifies as a milf.

I think he's too lazy to even go on that and get a free night in the Hilton in Manchester.

No. He was shite. Stabbed a fella 18 times and didn't kill him.

I have but she says she doesn't want me to go to jail for doing him in.