Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

38 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Take that and good aren't compatible! They're woeful overrated bags of droning tory wank! Disappointed in you Stig!

Listen to more 'Sade' and you'll understand why I'm positively invested in this bucket of shite 

[Anubis]

9 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who doesn't wear socks, especially with a suit or on a night out. Last days of Babylon style shit. 

First popularised by Don Johnson in Miami Vice in the 80s. Every fucker started dressing like this, which didn’t really work in Liverpool. Still better than ketwigs and dirty trackies though.

 

[Bjornebye]

31 minutes ago, Anubis said:

First popularised by Don Johnson in Miami Vice in the 80s. Every fucker started dressing like this, which didn’t really work in Liverpool. Still better than ketwigs and dirty trackies though.

 

I'm sure I watched them two get filled in in the Paradox 

[Creator Supreme]

13 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Listen to more 'Sade' and you'll understand why I'm positively invested in this bucket of shite 

Why the fuck would anyone listen to Sade?

[Tony Moanero]

56 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Why the fuck would anyone listen to Sade?

Nothing wrong with Sade. Good voice.

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nothing wrong with Sade. Good voice.

Not for me Clive!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

She’s just had that take that meerkat thing in the telly through her Facebook. Kid you not she spent more time filming it or taking pictures of the telly and messaging her mates than watching it. I ended up getting up with the remote as a mic for the last song to remind her actual music was on and yep , accidentally pressed something that dropped the stream and she missed the last song. Apparently I’m the biggest cunt ever. 

Whatever you said whatever you did you didn’t mean it.

[Tony Moanero]

Convertible cars. Sound for driving through the Tuscan countryside, less impressive in this country, inhaling exhaust fumes, with an overweight passenger munching on a Greggs Steak Bake.

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Convertible cars. Sound for driving through the Tuscan countryside, less impressive in this country, inhaling exhaust fumes, with an overweight passenger munching on a Greggs Steak Bake.

The lesser brand ones just reek of desperation. Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mercedes, Audi look the part but Renault or Peugeot convertible's are just shite.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My cousins fella had a convertible XR2 and XR3 he drives cabs now and has an Insignia. He’s gone from Don Johnson( in his head ) to Alan Partridge.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

14 hours ago, Anubis said:

First popularised by Don Johnson in Miami Vice in the 80s. Every fucker started dressing like this, which didn’t really work in Liverpool. Still better than ketwigs and dirty trackies though.

 

That’s me circa 85/86. Usually in the Cokey in November.

[Pureblood]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

Why the fuck would anyone listen to Sade?

Genius Sade cover version here.

 

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

By your side by sade is a good song.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

By your side by sade is a good song.

That's the one I just posted.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Oh yeah didn't look. I'll listen later when I've got Wi-Fi.

[Pureblood]

Nice one. Give me the Bobby Hundreds verdict. 

[Kevin D]

23 hours ago, Elite said:

It's what my granddad taught me prior to getting sacked from the fire brigade 

 

This country has gone to the dogs.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

BS Orange Lodge wankers partying in the garden again by me. Karaoke, bingo etc. Makes a change from the usual shite on the 12th and St George Day, oh and VE Day this year. Can’t sit in the garden, I have mellowed so much. Not long back stuff would be going over the fences. Cunts.

[A Red]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

The lesser brand ones just reek of desperation. Lamborghini, Ferrari, Mercedes, Audi look the part but Renault or Peugeot convertible's are just shite.

I saw an astra convertible the other day, just didnt look right. 

 

I'd love a convertible sports car but but just 2 seats with dogs is no good. Seen some nice Mercedes 4 seat soft tops, so the dream is still alive.

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, A Red said:

I saw an astra convertible the other day, just didnt look right. 

 

I'd love a convertible sports car but but just 2 seats with dogs is no good. Seen some nice Mercedes 4 seat soft tops, so the dream is still alive.

I drive a focus so am not trying to be billy big bollocks but  I wouldn't consider a convertible unless it was a top class model. Which means I'll never drive one unless I win the lottery.

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

I drive a focus so am not trying to be billy big bollocks but  I wouldn't consider a convertible unless it was a top class model. Which means I'll never drive one unless I win the lottery.

Keep the dream!

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

BS Orange Lodge wankers partying in the garden again by me. Karaoke, bingo etc. Makes a change from the usual shite on the 12th and St George Day, oh and VE Day this year. Can’t sit in the garden, I have mellowed so much. Not long back stuff would be going over the fences. Cunts.

Near the Grafton you say? I'll walk up, lets get right into these horrible billy cunts 

[Vincent Vega]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Convertible cars. Sound for driving through the Tuscan countryside, less impressive in this country, inhaling exhaust fumes, with an overweight passenger munching on a Greggs Steak Bake.

Convertibles should only be driven by girls unless you’re David Coulthard driving around Monaco in this (yes this is his car and that’s what he does, the jammy bastard):

 

[Tony Moanero]

Just now, Vincent Vega said:

Convertibles should only be driven by girls unless you’re David Coulthard driving around Monaco in this (yes this is his car and that’s what he does, the jammy bastard):

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

1 minute ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Very very cool, I wondered what had inspired him.