Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

She is a truly horrible cunt. 

[Pete]

They are called Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Matt Hancock, Jacob Rees Mogg, Priti Patel etc etc. 

 

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Pete said:

They are called Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Matt Hancock, Jacob Rees Mogg, Priti Patel etc etc. 

 

 

 

 

[Pete]

36 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Especially him. Was going to edit to add but timed out. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

He looks like a paedo hustling to catch his next victim as they round a corner. "Come here Timmy, wait up."

 

Cunt.

[Remmie]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

It seems the cunt Olympics have commenced

[Harry Squatter]

Having a joint Facebook account with your bird/wife. Possibly the gayest thing ever.

[Pureblood]

2 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Having a joint Facebook account with your bird/wife. Possibly the gayest thing ever.

People tagging their partners.  Just talk to each other, you cunts. 

[Harry Squatter]

6 minutes ago, TK421 said:

People tagging their partners.  Just talk to each other, you cunts. 

My sister in law and my niece have public conversations on Faceaids even though they are sat about 3 foot from each other.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Went to see Fleetwood Mac in Manchester a few years ago and had a few drinks in the bar of the hotel for about two hours. A couple, really fat sat opposite each other and for our whole time there never said a word just stayed on their phones.

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Went to see Fleetwood Mac in Manchester a few years ago and had a few drinks in the bar of the hotel for about two hours. A couple, really fat sat opposite each other and for our whole time there never said a word just stayed on their phones.

Telling the world where they are and what they are about to attend, then filming the whole fucking thing without actually listening and watching a whole song through themselves then no doubt went home and told the world how amazing it was and how blessed they are to have seen Fleetwood Mac "greatest band ever". 

 

Them bastards wind me right up. Sound, brag about it, celebrate it afterwards and take a photo or quick video as a keepsake by all means but experience the fucking moment for yourself! 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

27 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Telling the world where they are and what they are about to attend, then filming the whole fucking thing without actually listening and watching a whole song through themselves then no doubt went home and told the world how amazing it was and how blessed they are to have seen Fleetwood Mac "greatest band ever". 

 

Them bastards wind me right up. Sound, brag about it, celebrate it afterwards and take a photo or quick video as a keepsake by all means but experience the fucking moment for yourself! 

Never so much as taken a photo at a gig, that night was the hottest night I ever experienced in the UK, they were letting people take water in.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I usually take a video for about 1 minute and a gig and then think "fuck this"

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Lol - Still use it in any context = CUNT

[Rico1304]

7 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Went to see Fleetwood Mac in Manchester a few years ago and had a few drinks in the bar of the hotel for about two hours. A couple, really fat sat opposite each other and for our whole time there never said a word just stayed on their phones.

You could have said hello.  

[Mook]

Bet you've missed me moaning about a woman at my work, good news, I'm back.

 

In my team we have to check a sample of each others calls every month, the last 3 months this snidey fucking bitch has marked me as a fail. She's been grassing me up for other things as well (all minor, unimportant shit) but I've been having a bit of a tough time recently with the odd mistake & these 3 months of failed calls has really put me in the shit with my bosses.

 

I had a look and listen to the most recent call fail tonight & she's writing comments about me not saying please & thank you at all in the call when I've quite clearly said please & thanks a couple of times so she's going out of her way to lie & get me in the shit. I have absolutely no fucking idea what her problem is with me but I'm going to go through the three fails with a fine tooth comb tomorrow & make a note of everything she's got wrong & send it to my boss with a recommendation that somebody who is capable of being objective marks my calls instead.

 

Honestly, I've got kids to feed & a mortgage to pay here, I don't need some fucking snide trying to lose me my job. I wouldn't mark my worst enemy down to be honest, I'd maybe mention their calls needed work to them instead.

 

Cunt.

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Mook said:

Bet you've missed me moaning about a woman at my work, good news, I'm back.

 

In my team we have to check a sample of each others calls every month, the last 3 months this snidey fucking bitch has marked me as a fail. She's been grassing me up for other things as well (all minor, unimportant shit) but I've been having a bit of a tough time recently with the odd mistake & these 3 months of failed calls has really put me in the shit with my bosses.

 

I had a look and listen to the most recent call fail tonight & she's writing comments about me not saying please & thank you at all in the call when I've quite clearly said please & thanks a couple of times so she's going out of her way to lie & get me in the shit. I have absolutely no fucking idea what her problem is with me but I'm going to go through the three fails with a fine tooth comb tomorrow & make a note of everything she's got wrong & send it to my boss with a recommendation that somebody who is capable of being objective marks my calls instead.

 

Honestly, I've got kids to feed & a mortgage to pay here, I don't need some fucking snide trying to lose me my job. I wouldn't mark my worst enemy down to be honest, I'd maybe mention their calls needed work to them instead.

 

Cunt.

The obvious reply is get it banged but reading that it should be "get it banged out". What a horrible fucking snide. I hate people like that. Clearly feels threatened by you. Oh and your boss is a lazy twat. 

 

Keep us updated, this could need some proper input. If it does it again tell SD it revenge negged him. He'll have it flying cargo planes full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong in no time. 

[Mook]

5 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The obvious reply is get it banged but reading that it should be "get it banged out". What a horrible fucking snide. I hate people like that. Clearly feels threatened by you. Oh and your boss is a lazy twat. 

 

Keep us updated, this could need some proper input. If it does it again tell SD it revenge negged him. He'll have it flying cargo planes full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong in no time. 

I am actually thinking this behaviour requires some sort of revenge so suggestions are welcome, bearing in mind we're all working from home.

 

First port of call is going through these calls tomorrow & stating my case.

 

She's making so much work here for everyone as I need to do this to defend myself & one of the managers has to report the failed calls to our client, which could potentially result in lost business. She must have to look through all my bog standard calls too, to find one she can pick holes in. How could anyone be arsed.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

29 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

You could have said hello.  

We actually smiled at them and got no acknowledgement. I was in a good mood.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Mook said:

I am actually thinking this behaviour requires some sort of revenge so suggestions are welcome, bearing in mind we're all working from home.

 

First port of call is going through these calls tomorrow & stating my case.

 

She's making so much work here for everyone as I need to do this to defend myself & one of the managers has to report the failed calls to our client, which could potentially result in lost business. She must have to look through all my bog standard calls too, to find one she can pick holes in. How could anyone be arsed.

Get through them as soon as you possible can. Build a case, prove your innocence. Claim bullying. 

 

Send us all her insta/facebook name and we can all dig up some dirt. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Who ya gonna call?.... INTERNET TERRORISTS

*Doooo do doooo do doooo do....*

[Remmie]

9 hours ago, Mook said:

I am actually thinking this behaviour requires some sort of revenge so suggestions are welcome, bearing in mind we're all working from home.

 

First port of call is going through these calls tomorrow & stating my case.

 

She's making so much work here for everyone as I need to do this to defend myself & one of the managers has to report the failed calls to our client, which could potentially result in lost business. She must have to look through all my bog standard calls too, to find one she can pick holes in. How could anyone be arsed.

Sign her email address up to a load of dodgy websites. Mimecast will pick them up and she may not even notice 

[Geoff Woade]

10 hours ago, Mook said:

I am actually thinking this behaviour requires some sort of revenge so suggestions are welcome, bearing in mind we're all working from home.

 

First port of call is going through these calls tomorrow & stating my case.

 

She's making so much work here for everyone as I need to do this to defend myself & one of the managers has to report the failed calls to our client, which could potentially result in lost business. She must have to look through all my bog standard calls too, to find one she can pick holes in. How could anyone be arsed.

Find out where she lives so you can clock her car. She sounds like the sort of person who has those sticker stencil things of the family on the back window of the car. Scrape off the head of the character resembling her and scratch ‘soon’ into the paintwork.

[A Red]

10 hours ago, Mook said:

 

 

Honestly, I've got kids to feed & a mortgage to pay here, I don't need some fucking snide trying to lose me my job. I wouldn't mark my worst enemy down to be honest, I'd maybe mention their calls needed work to them instead.

 

Cunt.

This is the thing for me, I fucking hate people like this. She's doing it because she can not because it benefits anyone other than herself.  

 

You need to get angry, get sly and get even. Anyone who, without good reason, that threatens your livelihood and that of your family is a cunt of the highest order.

[Elite]

She sounds like a proper horrible bitch. As others have said mate, fight fire with fire. See how she likes it when the shoes on the other foot. Jobsworth cunt.