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[Remmie]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Interesting. I’d always assumed it was a class thing and that, historically at least, working class people in this country, regardless of region, said dinner and tea and the middle classes said lunch and dinner. When watching episodes of Eastenders from the 1980s, Pauline Fowler prepares Arthur’s evening meal, a meal she calls tea.

 

Nowadays, I see and hear so many people, Northerners and Southerners, referring to their midday meal as lunch. I just assumed this was another Americanism that had crept in.

Not my experience at all. I've given the 80% example of lunchers in MK whereas when o went to uni in Preston I'd say it was 80% the other way.

[General Dryness]

6 minutes ago, Remmie said:

I don't say tea though I say Dinner as evening meal. My point was if posh cricketers say tea is it really a class thing?

I was always under the impression that when cricketers refer to "tea" they mean actual tea, like a cup of tea. With cucumber sandwiches and little cakes on those three tiered stands. Afternoon tea. 

 

So yeah, that would be a class thing.

[Pureblood]

I bet there's a high correlation of pro beaners and pro tea-eaters.

 

"What's for tea?"

 

"Beans n' mash!"

[Pureblood]

5 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

I was always under the impression that when cricketers refer to "tea" they mean actual tea, like a cup of tea. With cucumber sandwiches and little cakes on those three tiered stands. Afternoon tea. 

 

So yeah, that would be a class thing.

Yes, it's like afternoon tea or high tea.  "High tea" is a term that crops up in the Madeleine McCann case.  Enough said. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

When I was a kid, my lunch box was a paper bag with my sandwiches wrapped in greaseproof paper.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 hours ago, Remmie said:

I don't say tea though I say Dinner as evening meal. My point was if posh cricketers say tea is it really a class thing?

 

I maintain its regional though with plenty of exceptions like the one Tony provided. It's said that everyone in Liverpool says Dinner and Tea but does that mean all Scousers are working class? Milton Keynes is a new city so has lots of influences from around the country but 80%+ would say lunch over dinner.

 

Not that any of that matters anyway, I mean who the fuck knows what class they are in today's society. Some may look at my double barrelled name, vegetarianism and my living in the Home counties as the trifecta of middle class bingo but I spent part of my childhood living in squats and a shared house with 4+ non sibling other children, family never had a car, my Northerner dad's job on my birth certificate says road sweeper. What the fuck does this make me? 

Deffo middle class.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People who when cooking season from three foot above the dish, you’re adding flavour not Carpet Bombing Bremen you cunt.

[Dougie Do'ins]

On 17/04/2020 at 03:58, Evelyn Tentions said:

When I was a kid, my lunch box was a paper bag with my sandwiches wrapped in greaseproof paper.

When my dad was off to work he used to be given the same by my mum. It was called 'carry out'.

 

There was a thread on the GF a few years ago about mealtime names.

 

Morning meal = breakfast.

 

Afternoon meal = Dinner

 

Evening meal = Tea

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My Grandad and Dad took carry out, as did I for a few years. I was lucky I had tin foil sometimes.

[easytoslip]

When I worked on Job Creation, Formby Beach 78. my Dad did use to make me sarnies sometimes, mostly chopped Ham with Pork in a bread bag and on top he'd place 4  biscuits so the biscuit crumbs would soak into the bread, nice. 

[sir roger]

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

[Pureblood]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

I'd make a deposit into her account. 

[sir roger]

You certainly would have, TK

[Bjornebye]

14 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

My Grandad and Dad took carry out, as did I for a few years. I was lucky I had tin foil sometimes.

You need something to shield the blood. Its a bastard to get out your hair. 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, sir roger said:

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

Shut up about her you sound like Mook 

[Guest]

How many times would you have to cut a sandwich to be able to shove it up @Mook's arse?

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

How many times would you have to cut a sandwich to be able to shove it up @Mook's arse?

Lash the loaf up. Keep the wrapper on 

[Harry Squatter]

People who have bonfires during nice weather. Fucking bellends when everyone is sitting in their garden or putting clothes on the washing line. Have them in the winter when everyone is indoors. Twats.

[Elite]

On 22/04/2020 at 14:22, sir roger said:

I worked in a bank in Kirkby throughout most of the Eighties alongside a girl who I never saw bring anything to eat for dinner other than one piece of bread with cheese on, cut into two tiny squares.

I just saw a post on Reddit saying that the world's smallest sandwich would be one protein atom between two carbohydrate atoms, maybe this is what she was aiming for.

[A Red]

13 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

People who have bonfires during nice weather. Fucking bellends when everyone is sitting in their garden or putting clothes on the washing line. Have them in the winter when everyone is indoors. Twats.

This.

 

Some people have an obsession with bonfires, fucking weirdos

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, A Red said:

This.

 

Some people have an obsession with bonfires, fucking weirdos

Yep. Your lot 

[A Red]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Yep. Your lot 

It did occur to me you might pick up on that, fair play.

 

It is burning effigies of the leader of one of the most evil organisations in the world so nowt wrong with that 

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, A Red said:

It did occur to me you might pick up on that, fair play.

 

It is burning effigies of the leader of one of the most evil organisations in the world so nowt wrong with that 

Ian Paisley ? It shouldn’t be an effigy 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Ian Paisley ? It shouldn’t be an effigy 

Nothing left to burn hes long gone.

 

No, the roman catholic church, one of the most evil organisations in the world, but you know that

[Bjornebye]

45 minutes ago, A Red said:

Nothing left to burn hes long gone.

 

No, the roman catholic church, one of the most evil organisations in the world, but you know that

Bigot