The world of a woman.

[Mook]

I had to stay in to watch it last night because one of the kids had taken ill, 35 minutes into the game my mother in law pipes up, "Are Liverpool the ones in white?".

 

This is after me jumping about the living room like a fucking mental case for two minutes after both our goals.

[Mook]

I just received an e-mail from someone with some confidential information, not intended for me. I mentioned it to my boss as I was deleting it...

 

"You'll have to cut your hands off & say you've never seen it."

 

WHAT?

[Curly]

I just received an e-mail from someone with some confidential information, not intended for me. I mentioned it to my boss as I was deleting it...

 

"You'll have to cut your hands off & say you've never seen it."

 

WHAT?

For fuck sake mate, stop asking questions and cut your fucking hands off will you? There's sensitive information at stake.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I just received an e-mail from someone with some confidential information, not intended for me. I mentioned it to my boss as I was deleting it...

 

"You'll have to cut your hands off & say you've never seen it."

 

WHAT?

Do you ever ask her to explain her turns of phrase?

 

If so, please wear a body camera.

[Mook]

Do you ever ask her to explain her turns of phrase?

 

If so, please wear a body camera.

 

I sometimes repeat them back to her very slowly in the tone of a question but she doesn't seem to realise that she's talking bollocks for some reason.

 

I'm quite close to booting fuck out of her today to be honest, I'm in a stinking mood & she's not helping.

[Curly]

I'm quite close to booting fuck out of her today to be honest, I'm in a stinking mood & she's not helping.

Hahaha. Reminds me of this clip. Relevant bit is 38 seconds in...

 

 

https://youtu.be/XzOLjNnjIYk

 

Edit - can't embed it. Sorry

[lifetime fan]

What about the other 19 and a half minutes?

 

 

Half time is 15 mins.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Half time is 15 mins.

In his world our team is muck, half time is 20 minutes, and Hodgson is still in charge.

[lifetime fan]

In his world our team is muck, half time is 20 minutes, and Hodgson is still in charge.

 

 

That must be the same world the wife lives in when it comes to me in the sack!

[Creator Supreme]

Alright then Col, the other 14 and a half minutes?

[Creator Supreme]

In his world our team is muck, half time is 20 minutes, and Hodgson is still in charge.

No FF on the GF!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

No FF on the GF!

You've got me there, I'm afraid.

[lifetime fan]

She goes on rugby tour tomorrow and I get 5 days peace.

 

“You’re not watching the f**tball tonight are you. I thought you could cook a nice meal for us while I pack and we could have a shag and early night”.

 

Don’t think I’ll be getting that shag!

 

 

I’m home alone, cider, pizza and peace!

 

She’s going out in fancy dress.

 

 

 

[Anny Road]

I'm not drunk anymore and considering my career options.

I applied for a job today as a general worker. 45 hours a week. 10 quid rising to 15 an hour. free clothes, free bus, cheap dinner,

 

 

Imagine turning up for work everyday on a bus. Their Bus. They pay for. To be told what to do, for every minute of the day. The longer they don't tell me thats 3p per second. Plus double rate for night.

[dandyman]

I’m home alone, cider, pizza and peace!

 

She’s going out in fancy dress.

 

 

 

Does this qualify for the “fit birds that fly under the radar” thread, unless you have kids then the “milf” thread could also apply

 

 

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[lifetime fan]

Does this qualify for the “fit birds that fly under the radar” thread, unless you have kids then the “milf” thread could also apply

 

 

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Hahahahaha

 

She’d fucking kill you! She’s 33 and no kids.

[General Dryness]

Tremendous jubblies. I'm sure there's a technical answer, but dont they get in the way when she's playing rugger?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Tremendous jubblies. I'm sure there's a technical answer, but dont they get in the way when she's playing rugger?

I was too polite to say. But, yes. Impressive boobage!

[dandyman]

I would ...

 

 

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[Creator Supreme]

A lot of us have commented on Mrs Cols excellent norkage before, Col is aware and revels in the fact.

[littletedwest]

She asked me was Jamaica in the eu the other night.

 

Your Mrs looks fit there col by the way

[tokyojoe]

She asked me was Jamaica in the eu the other night.

 

Your Mrs looks fit there col by the way

Well Australia is in the Eurovision Song Contest so it's no wonder they get confused.

[lifetime fan]

Tremendous jubblies. I'm sure there's a technical answer, but dont they get in the way when she's playing rugger?

 

When she plays rugby and goes running she has to wear a booband.

 

No I’m not making this shit up, it’s like this...

 

 

 

 

You wear it over a sports bra and it helps keep them strapped in place.

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

She asked me was Jamaica in the eu the other night.

 

Your Mrs looks fit there col by the way

 

 

That is fantastic.

[General Dryness]

When she plays rugby and goes running she has to wear a booband.

 

No I’m not making this shit up, it’s like this...

 

 

 

 

You wear it over a sports bra and it helps keep them strapped in place.

 

 

 

Colin, every day is a fucking school day mate.