What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Remmie]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

That menu...

 

Ok, can anyone explain to me what a ‘specialty’ free-range egg is?

An extra expensive free range egg? 

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

That menu...

 

Ok, can anyone explain to me what a ‘specialty’ free-range egg is?

The Hen does a backflip immediately before it lays the egg.

[Anubis]

Another one from that menu is wild granola? What? It’s granola. You don’t hunt it down on the plains of the Serengeti.

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

That menu...

 

Ok, can anyone explain to me what a ‘specialty’ free-range egg is?

I'm assuming from a specialty breed of chicken, one reared for the quality of the eggs, rather than just yield or tolerance of high volume farming. They should probably say what breed(s) if they really want to do it right, but I guess they know the clientele don't really give a shit.

 

*Not a hipster, just an actual yokel.

 

edit: regarding the other one, not sure. Maybe uses wild oats, rather than a domesticated strain? No idea why that's better, might suggest a non-monocultural farming approach, but doubt that's the case.

[Stouffer]

3 hours ago, Pidge said:

I'm assuming from a specialty breed of chicken, one reared for the quality of the eggs, rather than just yield or tolerance of high volume farming. They should probably say what breed(s) if they really want to do it right, but I guess they know the clientele don't really give a shit.

 

*Not a hipster, just an actual yokel.

 

edit: regarding the other one, not sure. Maybe uses wild oats, rather than a domesticated strain? No idea why that's better, might suggest a non-monocultural farming approach, but doubt that's the case.

I don't understand why anyone would choose to use cheap eggs as the difference in quality is huge.

 

Clarence Court, Cotswold Legbar are about the best commercial eggs I reckon.

[Trumo]

11 minutes ago, Stouffer said:

I don't understand why anyone would choose to use cheap eggs as the difference in quality is huge.

 

They cost fuck all and are easier to source, thus boosting the profitability of each breakfast sold.

[General Dryness]

7 hours ago, aRdja said:

Of course they do. This particular cafe doesn’t offer it as a side though, unless I’m blind.

It's in the sides menu.

 

If you're not sure, go elsewhere. Or just have the jamon.

[aRdja]

15 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

It's in the sides menu.

 

If you're not sure, go elsewhere. Or just have the jamon.

Oh yeah you’re right. Weird grouping.

[Bob]

It’s not perfect, obviously, as there’s no beans, but I’m on the slow carb diet so can’t have the sugar in a can of Heinz.

 

so here goes...

 

bacon, 2.5 scrambled eggs, mushrooms, spinach and avo(cado). Liberal splash of tobacco on top.

 

 

[Total Longo]

I expect a backlash, Bob.

[Bob]

The spinach was awful. No place on a breakfast.

[Total Longo]

Also, why did you splash tobacco on it, you deviant?

[Mudface]

Just now, Total Longo said:

Also, why did you splash tobacco on it, you deviant?

Healthier than smoking it I guess.

[YorkshireRed]

18 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

It’s not perfect, obviously, as there’s no beans, but I’m on the slow carb diet so can’t have the sugar in a can of Heinz.

 

so here goes...

 

bacon, 2.5 scrambled eggs, mushrooms, spinach and avo(cado). Liberal splash of tobacco on top.

 

 

Thanks for doing your bit to return this thread to it’s former glory.

 

After, what seems like decades, of being exposed to a variety of YouTube videos of non posters breakfasts it’s wonderful to see a photo of something as genuinely horrific as this. 

[KMD7]

30 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

It’s not perfect, obviously, as there’s no beans, but I’m on the slow carb diet so can’t have the sugar in a can of Heinz.

 

so here goes...

 

bacon, 2.5 scrambled eggs, mushrooms, spinach and avo(cado). Liberal splash of tobacco on top.

 

 

Fucking Hell Bob

[Bruce Spanner]

36 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

It’s not perfect, obviously, as there’s no beans, but I’m on the slow carb diet so can’t have the sugar in a can of Heinz.

 

so here goes...

 

bacon, 2.5 scrambled eggs, mushrooms, spinach and avo(cado). Liberal splash of tobacco on top.

 

 

Are you a middle aged, borderline alcoholic ‘yummy mummy’ with too much disposable income and severe body dysmorphia? 

 

No?

 

Well then you should be ashamed of yourfuckingself.
 

 

[Champ]

What is the point of spinach?

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Champ said:

What is the point of spinach?

 

Try this, C.

 

https://noburestaurants.com/home-take-out/nobu-at-home/baby-spinach-salad-dry-miso/

 

Truly lovely.

 

 

 

[mars]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

What is the point of spinach?

Eggs Florentine (or scrambled tofu with spinach in my case) - I love the stuff

 

[TheHowieLama]

What did you do with the extra half an egg?

[Remmie]

On 08/05/2021 at 12:08, Stouffer said:

I don't understand why anyone would choose to use cheap eggs as the difference in quality is huge.

 

Clarence Court, Cotswold Legbar are about the best commercial eggs I reckon.

Repped for egg knowledge 

[Elite]

1 hour ago, TheHowieLama said:

What did you do with the extra half an egg?

Maybe his missus had the other 2.5 eggs. I imagine Bob weighed the total of 5 scrambled eggs and ensured they each had precisely 2.5 eggs each.

[Bjornebye]

all that effort to cut an egg in half when you could have just lashed it at the wall 

 

Nah im gonna go against the grain here and say that if you didn’t sprinkle bifter on it, that looks fit especially if hungover. Repped for having the nerve. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

This Indian breakfast box looks fantastic but I mean, come on?!

 

 

[DJLJ]

First 7 mins is him just driving around Sheffield, wtf?