What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

24 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

 

I thought nail varnish remover removed nail varnish. 

Only if it’s on a...

 

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Little Finger

[Strontium]

Anyone brave enough to attempt this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-45713490/slow-cooker-breakfast-creator-shocked-by-recipe-s-popularity

[Tony Moanero]

3 minutes ago, Strontium Dog said:

Anyone brave enough to attempt this?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-norfolk-45713490/slow-cooker-breakfast-creator-shocked-by-recipe-s-popularity

No, beans are included.

[Mook]

Not a bad idea that, it'd be like staying in a hotel where all the stuff is ready when you walk into the kitchen in the morning.

 

She has put mushrooms in it though so I hope her & her daughters die of AIDS.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 9/10/2018 at 8:38 PM, Captain Turdseye said:

Another Facebook weirdo...

 

 

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[Bjornebye]

I hope someone who knows her is on the blower to social services. 

[Remmie]

That breakfast is an absolute disgwace.

 

After the beans, the baked snotty egg concoction is the most unappealing thing on the plate and I'm a vegematarian.

 

I hope someone punts it in the ovaries.

[Oh Buoy]

I'm giving her a strong 7/10 for the sheer balls and creativity of that. 

 

Doesn't look that shambolic if you don't look at the eggs. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Pidge]

Bit stingy on the bacon. Tinned tomatoes... 3/10

[TheHowieLama]

Looks like they tried to cook every egg from barely done to completely ruined.

 

Diagonal toast, frozen hash browns eh...

 

The tomatoes are, well, pretty much everywhere, and look absolutely shite.

[Bjornebye]

23 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

Been saying it for years. All robots are nonces. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

12 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Been saying it for years. All robots are nonces. 

That has been logged, for later use by our robot overlords (I’d like to extend the warmest welcome to them). 

[Mudface]

No black pudding or tea, disgraceful.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I’m just impressed he got that much food into a slow cooker. 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

That has been logged, for later use by our robot overlords (I’d like to extend the warmest welcome to them). 

If the world they envisage involves beans on fry-ups then they can fucking have it. 

[Pidge]

13 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Been saying it for years. All robots are nonces. 

 

"Ah the old guilty until proven guilty shit, you bunch of dickless pricks."

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If the world they envisage involves beans on fry-ups then they can fucking have it. 

I’m fairly sure liking beans is one of the three laws, so the majority of us sane people are sound with them. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I’m fairly sure liking beans is one of the three laws, so the majority of us sane people are sound with them. 

Astalabeanster baby 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Astalabeanster baby 

[Anubis]

12 hours ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

 

"They do some delicious food as well..."

 

Heh - comes across as an inadvertent insult.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Bought a pound and half of bacon off the butcher from ‘boro on the way home last night, for about 4 quid.

 

Separated it out this morning to medallions, fat and streaky meat.

 

whacked the fat in the pand rendered it like a dodgy terrorist, before throwing in the streaky gear.

 

then lobbed in a couple of slices of haloumi for the missus, and knocked up some scrambled egg in a truffle butter.

 

mug of tea, brown sauce and bread for me (restricted potassium, sodium etc so bean free butties it is), green shite for the wife (low carb bollocks)

 

plus us a big bowl of purple porridge.

{apologies for the lack of conker}

[Numero Veinticinco]

Bacon butty looks good. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

7 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Bacon butty looks good. 

Got walloped, Its hard to beat really.