some wanker

[bigredruss]

some wanker who supports the chavs has decided to write this on the bonnet of my car:wallbutt: i've had my LFC number plate for 7 years on 2 cars and this is the first time something like this has happened to it. i've even gone to loads of away matches without any problems only had an evertonian say something negative once. now i need to get a chips away or similar to remove the yellow pen:wallbutt:

[hamstrung]

Write what?

[odris]

Gay.

[chris71]

Write what?

 

:wallbutt: One of these i think?

[bigredruss]

CFC in yellow marker pen

[Liverpool lad]

CFC in yellow marker pen

 

 

Why don't you put 'are gay' at the bottom, that will show them

[melons]

CFC in yellow marker pen

 

could he be referring to the gases you may have given off?

[Duff Man]

Why don't you put 'are gay' at the bottom, that will show them

 

Or get all environmental on his ass with "Remember: CFC's damage the ozone layer".

[RobbieOR]

Have I wondered into the *F by any chance.

[odris]

*F INVASION! Run for your lives!

[Anubis]

It's Ollie De Lazlo. He was fired from the London Fire Service. He lost his home. He lost his wife. He lost his children. He tried to commit suicide by throwing himself into the path of a fire engine, but he glanced off it and was tossed onto the roadside. Broken, he crawled under some wood for shelter, not realising it was a bonfire. He slipped into unconsciousness and it was set alight, burning and horribly disfiguring him.

 

Now, over a year later, mentally twisted and horribly disfigured, and in the tradition of all great horror movies, he has returned to exact his revenge on TLW forumites. He will pick us off one by one unless we stop him.

[RJ Fan club]

This is not a criticism, but I'd never put anything f**tb*ll related on my car.

 

Its just a target and there are too many wankers around.

[Thants]

Why don't you put 'are gay' at the bottom, that will show them

 

Made me chortle.

[Thants]

About a month ago I thought some student up my road shoved a wig up my exhaust, I pulled some out but it had stuck. I then told everyone only to find out a week later more was coming out and deducted it was the exhaust lining.

 

It's still coming out.

[Liverpool lad]

Made me chortle.

 

No problem mate, I am here all night

[Scott_M]

Do you know who it is?

 

If you do, go round and get revenge by dishing out some physical pain with a golf club.

[Acid]

It could be anything really...

 

CFC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Are you perhaps in the navy? Because maybe you did it yourself to declare your membership to the China fleet club, a british navy club in hong kong.

 

Maybe you want to raise awareness of Cardiofaciocutaneous syndrome? A rare and serious disease.

 

Not to mention the masses of other f**tball clubs that have the initials CFC.

[Anubis]

There are some student flats by London Rd above the shops. In one there's a Chelsea flag covering the window. Assume guilt or guilt by association and firebomb it.

[INTORRESTING]

some students near me have a right banger that is covered in all sorts of graffiti.

Seeing a car with "piss cock partridge" down the side makes my day.

[23_Carra_Gold]

I assume anybody who has a personalised number plate to be both "pretentious" and "a wanker".

[DJLJ]

I assume anybody who has a personalised number plate to be both "pretentious" and "a wanker".

 

Agree.

[Remmie]

I assume anybody who has a personalised number plate to be both "pretentious" and "a wanker".

 

Agree.

 

Here's a thread dedicated to the subject: http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/39577-personalised-number-plates.html

[Guido]

I assume anybody who has a personalised number plate to be both "pretentious" and "a wanker".

 

What about people who use "double inverted commas"?

[Guido]

It's Ollie De Lazlo. He was fired from the London Fire Service. He lost his home. He lost his wife. He lost his children. He tried to commit suicide by throwing himself into the path of a fire engine, but he glanced off it and was tossed onto the roadside. Broken, he crawled under some wood for shelter, not realising it was a bonfire. He slipped into unconsciousness and it was set alight, burning and horribly disfiguring him.

 

Now, over a year later, mentally twisted and horribly disfigured, and in the tradition of all great horror movies, he has returned to exact his revenge on TLW forumites. He will pick us off one by one unless we stop him.

 

That was the greatest thread ever and should be stickified for all eternity.

[23_Carra_Gold]

What about people who use "double inverted commas"?

 

Its called the English language. I believe they are known as quotation marks, no? (Rhetorical question)