Neil Warnock

[Beno]

Love the fact Benitez got his lawyers to threaten to sue him if he carried on his whinging - horrible little bastard.

Didn't he also not long after this, praise Mick McCarthy when he put out a virtual Wolves reserve side against the Forces of Evil at Old Trafford.

No doubt trying to get into Ginsoak shitty arses' good books.

Two faced Wanker.

[bouncebrigade]

This guy is mentally ill. When asked about him and Rafa after the match last night (by a Sky cunt trying to stir it no doubt), he said he should probably thank Rafa as it was due to him that he ended up at Palace, QPR and Leeds and had such "good times". He's either clinically insane or he's just having a laugh. I know what I'd be inclined to believe.

 

Worrrrra cock.

[Anubis]

"Thanks to Rafa I get continually sacked."

[Jairzinho]

You've gone, get over it.

[sir roger]

There's a ridiculous article in the Mirror congratulating the arsehole for shaking Benitez' hand.

 

Like Rafa gives a shit one way or the other.

[Reckoner]

There's a ridiculous article in the Mirror congratulating the arsehole for shaking Benitez' hand.

 

Like Rafa gives a shit one way or the other.

 

He doesn't, he barely even knows who the cunt is and it's this attitude that winds up the self important talentless merry go round British 'managers' who suck on Ferguson's teat. You could milk Ferguson, in theory. Milky whiskey. Milky whiskey in Big Sams tache.

[bouncebrigade]

The moaning, fat-arsed helmet is back.

[AL66GOLF]

Can't wait for them to get relegated - Wonder who he will blame?

[Mook]

I wish he would just go away, the stupid Mrs Doubtfire looking old prick.

 

We really need to humiliate Palace when we play them this season.

 

And hopefully get a look up Susanna Reid's skirt in the process.

[skend04]

The moaning, fat-arsed helmet is back.

Has he ever kept a team in the Premiership? I think you can now safely say there's only 2 spots left to get into the Championship.

[gkmacca]

Good old Warnock, ol' Warnie, The Nocker, etc etc.  He's the Lidl of football managers. I can just imagine how the conversation went: 'Now, Neil, basically everyone else who were wanted has been shown to be a racist, a sexist, a homophobe, a liar and a crook, or dead. And the other one didn't answer the phone. We now need someone to come in, without any money for players, and do a bit better than the absolute shit caretaker manager we're currently saddled with. What are your thoughts?' 'Whoo-hoo! I'm your man!!!!'

[Russ Atmosphere]

If you rearrange the letters of his name you ge... ah alright, everyone eh.

[magicrat]

If you rearrange the letters of his name you ge... ah alright, everyone eh.

Never was an anagram more apt . I welcome it's return with open arms.

[SammyAftershave]

Against all the odds Palace have managed to trade down to an even shitter version of Pulis. Hopefully now they are even more glad all over and continue to be so while propping up the table all season before slipping back into the oblivion from which they came.

[ZonkoVille77]

I fuckin hate him, his dog and his budgie.

He's a fraud and I can't understand how fucktards like him continue to get employment within the beautiful game.

He's as useful as a Eunuch in a brothel.

I hope he takes those shitehawks down.

[Dr Nowt]

Can't stand Warnock, of course, as he's an utter twat.

 

However, here's the thing, he's a guaranteed failure; certain to make an absolute twerp of himself as he does everytime he resurfaces like one from round the u-bend.

 

He's never around too long for his usual old act to get too tedious, you just get to chortle at a prize tit debasing himself in public and fooling precisely no-one but himself, when he slopes off again, shouting the same tired old justifications and excuses through the painful fog of yet another rejection.

 

In short, I'm all for him dancing for everyone yet again exactly like a bear in irons, except the bit were almost everyone on the planet is repulsed to see a proud and noble beast treated so callously, because its not an absolutely massive cunt.

 

"And tonight ladies and gentlemen, performing live for your pleasure and amusement, its Colin Wanker..."

[Dr Nowt]

And if I was Puncheon I'd not be looking in the Classified Ads just yet.

 

See the strange case of El-Hadji Diouf, and Colin gladly signing a sewer rat.

[Bjornebye]

That's them down then. 

[Fugitive]

Unflushable turd.

[JermainePennant]

Looking at the names linked to them I think its quite a shrewd appointment.

 

Warnock has been working his arse off for years with the dream of managing in the prem playing the style of football palace players responded to last season.

 

He feels hard done by after his only times managing in the prem and has a point to prove, I expect them to stay up.

[TheHowieLama]

Kiss of death.

[Denny Crane]

Bit early to plan for the championship but if you look at his record it is dire in the top division utter utter shite.Pulis is ten times better than Warnock the best they can hope is Pulis good work does not get broke. I heard Palace fans and the best they could say was he has been here before and at least we have a manager he's like Pulis but not as good. I think by saying he is like Pulis it means he is a cunt not his tactics.

 

Squawka Football ‏@Squawka 4h

Neil Warnock's record as a Premier League manager: Games 58. Won 14. Drawn 13. Lost 31. GF 51. GA 90. Win % - 24%. Points won - 55/174.

[Jairzinho]

Looking at the names linked to them I think its quite a shrewd appointment.

 

Warnock has been working his arse off for years with the dream of managing in the prem playing the style of football palace players responded to last season.

 

He feels hard done by after his only times managing in the prem and has a point to prove, I expect them to stay up.

 

You're doing this on purpose.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

It won't be his fault when it ends badly.

[scudger99]

Rafa only shook hands with him 'cos he's just been for a runny shite and forgot to wash his hands after it.  Bet he washed them after contact with Colin Wanker's grimy paw though.