How Sad Is That

[Malarkey]

baby ? You only said you were going to add it 3 posts previously, poor work Malarkey me lad ! :whistle:

 

I couldn't do it. And all the bumming i have been talking about with JNP's stalker, i need to lay off the gay jokes, and the accidental gay jokes.

 

Sorry Rosey, baby.

[Malarkey]

Baby ? You only said you were going to add it 3 posts previously, poor work Malarkey me lad ! :whistle:

 

Fixed that for you also, it's 1-1, baby ;).

[redrosetints]

Fixed that for you also, it's 1-1, baby ;).

 

Maybe baby ....

[madstock]

I've never understood the saying "fit as a butcher's dog". Why should a butcher's dog be fit?

 

Butchers would generally make deliveries by means of bicycle (similar to the bread man in the Hovis adverts).

 

Their dog (probably a Jack Russell called Nipper) would chase behind, eyeing a string of sausages. If Nipper didn't die of acute heart failure the cardiovascular benefits of this constant running would be enormous - in effect they would become super-fit canines.

 

"Fit as a Blind Mans' Guide Dog" would probably not work, as they are notorious for not running around aimlessly, and Sheepdogs can never be fit due to the amount of lead that naturally occurs in their blood caused by their long history of advertising paint.

 

Hence "Fit as a Butchers' Dog".

[MLB]

362 lololol

[madstock]

Iceland. The home of the 2-4-1.

[Guest TK-421]

[RJ Fan club]

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Posters trying to get a thread upto a 1000 posts when it is well past its sell by date

 

Some of you really do need to get out more

 

'Bedwetting fuckwit in pointless, new, attention seeking thread' shock.

 

Apologies if this has been said a million times already, but I really cant be arsed wading through all this shit.

[RedinSweden]

[RJ Fan club]

oi I've got last post on all three forums and this restores it

[RJ Fan club]

get in there

[RJ Fan club]

249

[RJ Fan club]

250

 

up yours RiS 250 from right under your nose!!!

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

250

 

up yours RiS 250 from right under your nose!!!

 

Twat. I wanted 250. I was just hovering, I was waiting for someone to stumble up to 249 and I was going to pounce....

[RJ Fan club]

Twat. I wanted 250. I was just hovering, I was waiting for someone to stumble up to 249 and I was going to pounce....

 

To quote the goal hang twat that is RiS

 

always play to the whistle, RJ, always play to the whistle.

 

whoooooo!!!

[RedinSweden]

To quote the goal hang twat that is RiS

 

 

 

whoooooo!!!

 

fair play lad. good work. 250 is one of the bigger ones.

[madstock]

 

Hicks lives there. How's that for football on the ff?

[rondeco]

Hello everybody! I'm back!!

[madstock]

Hi Ron, good to see you again.

[madstock]

Really good, actually.

[rondeco]

Thanks buddy, its grea to see you. How are things?

[madstock]

Absolutely marvellous Be I.

 

Strangely enough, if the letters of the alphabet were numbered, "Be I" would be 259.

 

So therefore 259 is now the number of the farmer.

[Spy Bee]

Yo

[rondeco]

Hey AdamS, whats happeing?