The most annoying voice/accent ever?

[Macca_23]

As someone stated earlier David Platt!

Gets my Back up that T###er.

[OmarVizquel]

Been posted before, but still....

 

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[Anny Road]

Steve Claridge

[goatboy59]

Wenger.

 

The longer that tit has lived in England the MORE French he has become.

 

Le Twat.

 

Keep thinking he'll burst into song.

 

"I belieeeve for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. I belieeeve that somewhere in the darkest night, a candle grows"

[esoteric]

Paddy Crerand has the most annoying voice in football by an efin' mile.

[paulie1969]

Jim Beglin.He's from Waterford and they don't speak like that there.Half English half Irish accent,do your fucking head in.

[Trumo]

Would be great if Wenger's accent morphed into Clouseau.

 

"Eez thees yur durg?"

[Duff Man]

Beckham, the stuttering squeaky bastard.

[old skool tom]

Been posted before, but still....

 

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[lostinspace1970]

Michael Flately....nobody Irish speaks like that except for in American 1950's Oirish films, begorrah to be sure

 

Good shout on Westwood....Tim, no, you're not black, and no human speaks like that. I'm going to buy a car with no brakes and enter it in Pimp my Ride UK.... See ya Tim...no rush back

 

Jamie Oliver......He's propa triffic. Expect him to break in to a "my old man's a dustman" routine any minute

[Trumo]

It does take some doing to get close to the tedium of Peter Drury, Gerald Sindstadt and Tony Gubba, but Jon Champion manages it.

 

Oh, and Steve Claridge is a good shout. I think he out-whinges Alan Green.

 

For sheer annoying voice/accent, anyone with a bumbandit lisp like Julian Clary is like nails on a blackboard (that's not a euphamism!). Even if they either don't have a lisp, or are not bumbandits, the following should have the sound turned down, and in many cases, the picture turned off.

 

Dale Winton

Gary Rhodes

Graham Norton

Simon Cowell

"Sandy" and "Cliff" of the Sandicliffe Ford adverts

Justin & Colin

Justin Bieber (Google it. My cousins in Canada rave about him on Facebook. He sounds like a 10 year old girl, but is apparently 16!)

George Michael

Phil Spencer

Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen

 

Oh, and Keith Chegwin. Do I really need to explain?

[torahboy]

Stephen Hawking.

[Sangria]

It does take some doing to get close to the tedium of Peter Drury, Gerald Sindstadt and Tony Gubba, but Jon Champion manages it.

 

Oh, and Steve Claridge is a good shout. I think he out-whinges Alan Green.

 

For sheer annoying voice/accent, anyone with a bumbandit lisp like Julian Clary is like nails on a blackboard (that's not a euphamism!). Even if they either don't have a lisp, or are not bumbandits, the following should have the sound turned down, and in many cases, the picture turned off.

 

Dale Winton

Gary Rhodes

Graham Norton

Simon Cowell

"Sandy" and "Cliff" of the Sandicliffe Ford adverts

Justin & Colin

Justin Bieber (Google it. My cousins in Canada rave about him on Facebook. He sounds like a 10 year old girl, but is apparently 16!)

George Michael

Phil Spencer

Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen

 

Oh, and Keith Chegwin. Do I really need to explain?

 

 

The winner by a mile, as soon as I seen the title of the thread his voice came into my head.

[ReddOrDedd]

Stephen Hawking.

 

Stephen Hawking keeps ringing me and leaving messages on my answerphone, but all he ever says is the day and time he called.

[goatboy59]

Ashley on Corry.

 

A manc Orville.

[Thants]

 

"Live this hour..."

 

Great answer. This cunt somehow doesn't respond to my remotes volume button.

[razor]

Gerald Sinstadt - it says something when a 9 year-old boy can be embarrassed for you.

 

Steve Claridge - he needs a mid-range: normal to falsetto in the blink of an eye

 

But Gold goes to David Pleat. "He rahrther overhit thaht pahss." You're from Nottingham, lad! Scabs, maybe, but still 'north' enough to pronounce hard vowels!!

[Trumo]

If you've ever watched Soccer Saturday, how about John Gwynne? He normally covers games in the Championship, and Leagues One and Two. It's not his accent, more the fact his voice is normally ramped up to 11. Unbelievable Jeff.

[Trumo]

Listening to the radio just now, and found 2 for the price of one.

 

Fearne Cotton - deeply irritating, deeply unfunny and deeply boring. Every new band is the best band ever, and she loves them. Fawns over Alan Carr.

 

Alan Carr - screechy voices make my ears bleed.

[goatboy59]

Fearne Cotton - deeply irritating, deeply unfunny and deeply boring.

 

 

Except when she's explaining her surname to Morgan Freeman; "y'know, as in cotton-picking"

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[el nino laff]

That fella on espn press pass 2010 baldy guy with glasses Tommy Smyth so fucking annoying!

[el nino laff]

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[mht1892]

Mick macarthy was just on sky sports news...... What a boring cunt.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

Its a toss-up between Tony Wilson and Terry Christian, closely followed by David Gest.

 

He wins by a country mile.

[Trumo]

Another Radio 1 bellwhiff, Nick "Grimmy" Grimshaw. Not dissimilar to Terry Christian.