Other Football 2023/24

[Bobby Hundreds]

United would be fucked without Garnacho he's their only real threat.

[3 Stacks]

18 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

Average goals per season…
 

McNeil - 2

Harrison - 6

Doucoure - 6

Calvert Lewis - 6 

 

…not difficult to see where the issues are. 

Calvert-Lewin is what happens when a player who solely relies on elite athleticism starts getting injured and is sapped of that athleticism. There is very little left there.

[Pidge]

That Onana is another one they overpaid for but seem to think they'll sell on for a huge profit.  Hopefully Utd are dumb enough.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Calvert-Lewin is what happens when a player who solely relies on elite athleticism starts getting injured and is sapped of that athleticism. There is very little left there.

He’s had 2 good season of double figures but done very little else in his career. 

[Reckoner]

2 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

United would be fucked without Garnacho he's their only real threat.

He’s a pace merchant. Not a great footballer.

[Pidge]

Should have had a corner, Hooper showing his quality there 

[Bobby Hundreds]

1 minute ago, Reckoner said:

He’s a pace merchant. Not a great footballer.

Still makes him their most threatening player. He's injured they run out of the few ideas they do have.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

55 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Bearing in mind I’ve heard all the jokes about women’s clothes, why isn’t DCL playing? Beto  is rather limited.

Leg injury he got a pull in his tights.

[Pidge]

9 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Calvert-Lewin is what happens when a player who solely relies on elite athleticism starts getting injured and is sapped of that athleticism. There is very little left there.

He's never been elite in any respect.

[Bobby Hundreds]

This game has been even worse quality than I thought it would be.

[3 Stacks]

3 minutes ago, Pidge said:

He's never been elite in any respect.

He was an elite athlete. World class vertical jump for a footballer and fast.

 

Doesn't mean he was ever a top player. Mudryk reportedly has sprinter level pace and he can do nothing with it, but it's still an elite attribute of his.

[an tha]

The shite who are one of the worst attacking outfits in the league have had 18 attempts on the mancs goal inside 70 mins.

 

We should be fucking dicking these manc twats next weekend - proper fucking dead hard too.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

The shite who are one of the worst attacking outfits in the league have had 15 attempts on the mancs goal inside 70 mins.

 

We should be fucking dicking these manc twats next weekend - proper fucking dead hard too.

They won't be this open against us. They'll pack the defence just like they did at Anfield and hope to hit us on the break, in both games.

[Red_or_Dead]

Both these teams are fucking shite.

 

Gary Oldman a United fan, that's a disappointment!

 

 

[Tenfolder]

2 minutes ago, an tha said:

The shite who are one of the worst attacking outfits in the league have had 18 attempts on the mancs goal inside 70 mins.

 

We should be fucking dicking these manc twats next weekend - proper fucking dead hard too.

 

We should but you also know they'll turn up with their botherdness turned up to 15 for this one and will inevitably make it a much tougher game.

[an tha]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

They won't be this open against us. They'll pack the defence just like they did at Anfield and hope to hit us on the break, in both games.

No doubt they'll park bus - but we should still be dicking them, they are dogshite.

[polymerpunkah]

When you say ‘no changes at the break’ do you mean both teams are still dreadful?

 

Steve

 

 

[Anubis]

I wonder if a football match will break out at any point.

[Anubis]

magicjuan

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Rita_Poon said:

Young coming on. likely godfrey

That's one of the most depressing things I've ever read. They're the words of genuine despair.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Fucking hell this is turgid. Get a goal Everton at least make an effort.

[Anubis]

Utd fans singing sign-on. Proof none of them are from Manchester.

[bossy]

The small time pricks are singing sign on. Manchester is a fucking dump.

[Tenfolder]

Just now, Anubis said:

Utd fans singing sign-on. Proof none of them are from Manchester.

 

Just caught that, dickheads.

[Anubis]

Dobbin bearing a horse’s name is apt.

[Pidge]

Just now, Anubis said:

Dobbin bearing a horse’s name is apt.

Muffin would be more fitting.