Man Utd (H) - Sun 5th Mar 2023 (4:30pm)

[Pete]

442toons take on the game. 
 

https://youtu.be/6TTRPv2bhYk

Have to post as link for some reason. 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, gkmacca said:

 

Phil Leotardo in the background there. Good place to hide from Tony Soprano.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Lee909]

Football writer Mark Ogden

Gets paid for this shit

[VladimirIlyich]

4 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Football writer Mark Ogden

Gets paid for this shit

Carry on kidding themselves. Like the carry on films they have a few prominent sets of tits on show.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

5 hours ago, Section_31 said:

That's because they're not really a fanbase with any roots, they're a loose alliance of shitbags from up and down the land and around the world who prefer the actual game of football less than they prefer gloating on Monday mornings. All they wanted was the easy gloat, the quick win, without having to commit to the actual long game. That's why they're so brattish when the team have the temerity to not deliver what these people need for their own fragile sense of self worth.

 

They're like a French foreign legion of university of life simpletons and invisible middle children. A pirate ship crewed by glory hunting privateers, they follow no flag save self interest.

 

That's why they sing shit like this, because they don't really understand it, they think that's rivalry. Much like their flags say "United" and their songs chant "United" or why they sing "who are ya?" To Oxford united in the FA Cup, or why they tend to get their heads kicked in when they're abroad.

 

They're a crude facsimile of a fanbase. But scratch at the surface and there's nothing underneath.

Nutshell.

[Carra_is_legend]

No punishment for Bruno cunting Fernandes. Klopp gets a ban for shouting at the linesman but shoving one is ok.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Just now, Carra_is_legend said:

No punishment for Bruno cunting Fernandes. Klopp gets a ban for shouting at the linesman but shoving one is ok.

The incompetence of the officials in the PL knows no limits.

[BeefStroganoff]

Farley :)

 

 

 

[halewood pete]

[Lario]

 

The drop of the shoulder put Martinez on his arse!

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

Good lord he's a fucking helmet! He was shaking like a shitting dog last season when we were trying for the quadruple.

 

If we'd actually done it I think he'd have committed Seppuku on air!

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

I forgot about this bad weirdo. Guarantee he's never been anywhere near Old Trafford. 

[manwiththestick]

1 hour ago, Carra_is_legend said:

No punishment for Bruno cunting Fernandes. Klopp gets a ban for shouting at the linesman but shoving one is ok.

Dermot Gallagher defended him saying the lino put his hands on Jenkin first.

[manwiththestick]

16 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

Haha, it's great to see bellends like him and Dot Cotton playing it down after all their bravado before the game.

[manwiththestick]

https://youtu.be/AA_HXGxsj4U

[Lee909]

2 hours ago, Carra_is_legend said:

No punishment for Bruno cunting Fernandes. Klopp gets a ban for shouting at the linesman but shoving one is ok.

 

Dermott Gallagher on sky saying the linesman put his hands on Fernades so it's pretty much his own fault. 

[Red_or_Dead]

41 minutes ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

 

Who the fuck is this bellend?!

 

 

[Baltar]

Rarely has a match panned out so differently to what I imagined it would before kick off. I thought we'd scrape a hard fought win by one goal. This was just ridiculous. Their defending was a joke but we forced them into errors with our relentless pressing and they could not handle our pace in attack. The myth around this manc side has well and truly been exploded, and who better to expose them than us. What a win. Hopefully this kick starts a good run for us and demoralise the mancs so we can eventually overtake them. 

[Red Shift]

Been watching the post match analysis on ESDN. After picking apart the shambles of Utd, and in particular the absolute joke and disgrace of big ears Bruno, I heard something from Ian Wright which has just blown me away. He’s usually very careful to choose his words, and in a calm deliberate tone, he simply said - “watching that Liverpool performance in the second half……a….a fire was lit. It was beautiful to watch”

 

Damn straight Ian. The beautiful game played by The Reds. Echoes of decades of heroes, genuine leaders and Red legends who have made our lives so rich.

 

What a family we all belong to.

[manwiththestick]

34 minutes ago, Red Shift said:

Been watching the post match analysis on ESDN. After picking apart the shambles of Utd, and in particular the absolute joke and disgrace of big ears Bruno, I heard something from Ian Wright which has just blown me away. He’s usually very careful to choose his words, and in a calm deliberate tone, he simply said - “watching that Liverpool performance in the second half……a….a fire was lit. It was beautiful to watch”

 

Damn straight Ian. The beautiful game played by The Reds. Echoes of decades of heroes, genuine leaders and Red legends who have made our lives so rich.

 

What a family we all belong to.

I like Wrighty, he's always pretty complimentary towards us and seems a nice, genuine bloke 

[Section_31]

Yeah Wright always talks  highly of us and takes quite a bit of shit for it. Have always liked him. An arse/reds match with him and Fowler on the pitch was always a good watch.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Harry Squatter said:

 

 

I forgot about this bad weirdo. Guarantee he's never been anywhere near Old Trafford. 

"I'm fucking up tonight... Kick some shit onto the players"

 

Beautiful stuff.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

A little bit of commentator bullshit that would have annoyed me on another day was the suggestion that Fernandez had Alisson beaten with that header off target.

 

No.

 

The camera behind the goal shows that Ali had the goal covered: if it had been on target, he would have saved it.  It's not in his job description to stop balls that are going out for a goal-kick.