Curtis Jones

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, sir roger said:

Me and Curtis, Curtis Jones, Curtis Jones Curtis Jones Curtis Jones

We've got a thing going on.

 

Gotta be that one - or Mr. Jones

 

"Curtis Jones strikes up a conversation with a black haired flamenco dancer"

[Redder Lurtz]

He's on football focus today if anyone's interested. 

[Barrington Womble]

Thought he came across well. It was about of a dull piece though. 

[Kevin D]

Not sure if it was just that interview, but has anyone else noticed the way Klopp pronounces “Curtis”?

 

Maybe it’s an accent thing, but I was nodding along with his interview and got taken out of it by the hard t and s.

[Scott_M]

That seems a long time…

[TheHowieLama]

20 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

That seems a long time…

 

Posted this in the match thread just after it happened

 

22 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

High ankle sprain worse than a break - hurts like fuck and takes forever to heal

 

If it is a bad one it will be every bit of that time.

[Scott_M]

16 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Posted this in the match thread just after it happened

 

 

If it is a bad one it will be every bit of that time.

How can we get 2 serious injuries from 2 nothing incidents…

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Scott_M said:

How can we get 2 serious injuries from 2 nothing incidents…

 

Big fellas moving as fast as the body is designed to getting stepped on, fallen over.

 

That and the kind of luck we have - like where Gomez' kneecap fell off just joggin around.

 

 

[Scott_M]

25 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

Big fellas moving as fast as the body is designed to getting stepped on, fallen over.

 

That and the kind of luck we have - like where Gomez' kneecap fell off just joggin around.

 

 

Fucking City’s players getting injected with Tiger Blood and keep playing. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

Fucking City’s players getting injected with Tiger Blood and keep playing. 

 

Inhalers don't make your bones harder lad.

[Caramac]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 hours ago, Scott_M said:

That seems a long time…

Who is this "Anything Liverpool" who is commenting on all our injuries?

[manwiththestick]

13 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Who is this "Anything Liverpool" who is commenting on all our injuries?

Probably someone off GoT.

[Anubis]

16 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Who is this "Anything Liverpool" who is commenting on all our injuries?

 

Somebody looking for enough clicks to earn some Elon pennies.

[Anubis]

On 18/02/2024 at 13:11, Scott_M said:

Fucking City’s players getting injected with Tiger Blood and keep playing. 

 

They should be injected with dead tiger fuck juice.

[Turkish Delight]

16 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Who is this "Anything Liverpool" who is commenting on all our injuries?

 

They have a more recent update saying he's waiting to see if he can play next Sunday.

 

They're just repeating random Twitter accounts and putting their stamp on it for clicks. There's nothing more to it than that.

[TheHowieLama]

@Gnasher - you need to get your own stamp fella.

[Pete]

17 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Who is this "Anything Liverpool" who is commenting on all our injuries?

A bit of a cunt it appears. 

[Gnasher]

12 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

@Gnasher - you need to get your own stamp fella.

 

He be back quicker than what that 'in the know' is saying. 

[Pidge]

I don't even think that post is posing as 'in the know', it just says "if it's this, then it could mean this long out". Not that it even is sure that it is a high ankle sprain (although it could well be).

[dave u]

On 18/02/2024 at 22:41, Caramac said:

 

No matter how many times I see it, I can't work out what the problem is. There's no twisting or bend, and that looks more like an achilles than an ankle, which hopefully it isn't based on the lack of reporting about it.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I can't see anything either, and I've rewatched it like the Zapruder film.

 

The commentators went "Ooh, yes, you can see what happens", well I can't. Just looks a regular slow fall, like a fat woman at a wedding on You've Been Framed who'd be up and dancing again moments later.

[Carra_is_legend]

Initially I thought Norgaard's spikes ran through Curtis' achilles' but having seen the replays I am not so sure.

[Strontium]

Looks like in the act of crouching suddenly, he stretches the ankle ligaments. Strange one as I would expect a professional athlete to be more supple than that.

[Saintslfc13]

That's what I see too, Curtis tries to catch himself but fails so crouches to balance and try to stay on his feet. Since their player trying to keep him from going for the ball at the same time that momentum takes his weight over his planted foot causing eversion of the ankle over-stretching/damaging the ligaments. In this particular case it really just appears to be genuine bad luck, as it doesn't appear particularly egregious in the .gif there. In general I don't know that there's much that can be done to increase ankle mobility/ROM to the outside of the body anyway. Specifically to this incident the only thing you could really say was he would've be better off not trying to catch himself and going down like an extra in a war drama sniper scene.