The Over 40's vs the Under 40's

[Champ]

Just as you start to feel comfortable in yourself the rest of the world’s putting you on the scrap heap

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Champ said:

Just as you start to feel comfortable in yourself the rest of the world’s putting you on the scrap heap

You're 21 forever in my eyes Cath. x

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shall I pm you my address? 

[TheHowieLama]

What a fuckin RisUp this poll is! It is only two choices nino!!

[VladimirIlyich]

18 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

55 is the new 15. 

Hello Prince Andrew.

[Evelyn Tentions]

On 20/11/2019 at 14:50, General Dryness said:

This.

 

I'm really looking forward to being proper old, like 70+ when I fully intend to stink of piss and tell people walking by on the other side of the road to keep their footballs out of my garden regardless of whether or not they have a football. 

I am 70

Keep your balls out of my garden kid.

[Scott_M]

30 is the new 20. 40 is the new 30.

[easytoslip]

60 is fuckin’. 60 fuck all new about it apart from new afflictions.

[The Golden Eel]

 

"All these people who go about saying 'Life begins at 40' - they're notable by their absence. The nerve."

[Bjornebye]

I'm 35. Therefore I am. 

 

A cunt. 

[aRdja]

I’m 34. I’ve started going proper grey. I’m actually fitter than ever this year, but boy oh boy... these days I just can’t deal with hangovers. Especially when ‘party treats’ are involved.

[Captain Turdseye]

5 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

I am 70

Keep your balls out of my garden kid.

 

70? Really? Aren’t you backpacking around Vietnam or some shit? Or have I got you mixed up with someone else?

[lifetime fan]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm 35. Therefore I am. 

 

A cunt. 

To be fair mate you’re a cunt regardless of your age. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

5 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

70? Really? Aren’t you backpacking around Vietnam or some shit? Or have I got you mixed up with someone else?

No  that's me. Living in Central Vietnam, doing charity work helping kids learn English in some of the rural villages. Having a great time, it's a fantastic place. Lovely people but fucking awful road skills!

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

8 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I’m 34. I’ve started going proper grey. I’m actually fitter than ever this year, but boy oh boy... these days I just can’t deal with hangovers. Especially when ‘party treats’ are involved.

shit like this, fuck me, gen x set the world on fire, you lot have fucking wasted it

[Jairzinho]

12 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I'm 35. Therefore I am. 

 

A cunt. 

 

9 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I’m 34. I’ve started going proper grey. I’m actually fitter than ever this year, but boy oh boy... these days I just can’t deal with hangovers. Especially when ‘party treats’ are involved.

Pair of old cunts.

[General Dryness]

10 hours ago, viRdjil said:

I’m 34. I’ve started going proper grey. I’m actually fitter than ever this year, but boy oh boy... these days I just can’t deal with hangovers. Especially when ‘party treats’ are involved.

Knock the narcotics on the head lad. Young mans game that. There'll be plenty of time in your life to take drugs later. They'll be prescription ones for some fucking chronic ailment like, but never mind.

[aRdja]

3 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Knock the narcotics on the head lad. Young mans game that. There'll be plenty of time in your life to take drugs later. They'll be prescription ones for some fucking chronic ailment like, but never mind.

Main reason why I married a medic.

[General Dryness]

Just now, viRdjil said:

Main reason why I married a medic.

What, to buy drugs off?

[aRdja]

8 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

What, to buy drugs off?

I’d rather not pay. She’s choosing her specialty in 2021, so I have a year to convince (corrupt) her.

 

https://www.enttoday.org/article/cocaine-safe-topical-agent-use-endoscopic-sinus-surgery/

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

48 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Knock the narcotics on the head lad. Young mans game that. There'll be plenty of time in your life to take drugs later. They'll be prescription ones for some fucking chronic ailment like, but never mind.

I had to get anew script for oxy today as I’ve a pinched nerve in my hip from op, fucking constant pain, but with the odd warm rush now.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

35 minutes ago, viRdjil said:

I’d rather not pay. She’s choosing her specialty in 2021, so I have a year to convince (corrupt) her.

 

https://www.enttoday.org/article/cocaine-safe-topical-agent-use-endoscopic-sinus-surgery/

Endoscope, you really want her sticking things up yer arse at the weekend? 

[Bjornebye]

10 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Main reason why I married a medic.

My ex was a Paramedic. She came back from a late shift once with 4 capsules of Morphine she had forgot to sign back in. Driving back to the Ambulance station through Portsmouth arguing with her saying lets have them she should just say she has lost them. Didn't work....

 

 

34? Why do you use terms like 'lol' then? Are you a paedohpile? 

[Elite]

I'm one of the youngest on here and I'm 32. Old cunts.

[Rico1304]

15 hours ago, Evelyn Tentions said:

No  that's me. Living in Central Vietnam, doing charity work helping kids learn English in some of the rural villages. Having a great time, it's a fantastic place. Lovely people but fucking awful road skills!

 

Yewtree

[aRdja]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

My ex was a Paramedic. She came back from a late shift once with 4 capsules of Morphine she had forgot to sign back in. Driving back to the Ambulance station through Portsmouth arguing with her saying lets have them she should just say she has lost them. Didn't work....

 

 

34? Why do you use terms like 'lol' then? Are you a paedohpile? 

I’ve been saying lols etc forever. I haven’t grown out of it I guess because all my mates still say lol.