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Deadline Day Predictions

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What last minute deals do you think will happen today.

 

We won't sign anyone else.

 

Everton will sign Costa and Vermaelen on loan.

 

Arsenal will sign Draxler with our Ox cash.

 

Chelsea will sign VVD and Drinkwater.

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We will get Lemar but no Van Dijk. People will blame it on FSG being tight cunts. Coutinho won't go anywhere and release a statement saying he doesn't want to play for the club again.

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From all accounts Arsenal do not have the money to make a big money signing unless Sanchez goes.

 

The wages for Lacazette and the LB have eaten all the money.

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We won't sign anyone else we will try and say we ran out of time. If that's the case then why not put the bid in earlier.

 

If Lemar ends up at Arsenal it will make Klopp look a bit of a tits with his "I spoke to players and CL was very important to them".

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VVD and Lemar in, Coutinho out tomorrow.  Think most of us will take that as a really good window overall.   Next year we can look to get a top goalkeeper if Karius or Ward hasn't stepped up.

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Stoke's mutant fans will crowd around the SSN reporter as they await news of a loan deal for a Chelsea player who has been out on loan for the last 5 years and never played for the first team.

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Stoke's mutant fans will crowd around the SSN reporter as they await news of a loan deal for a Chelsea player who has been out on loan for the last 5 years and never played for the first team.

and the reporter may or may not end up with a dildo in his ear

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