The shitness of modern football

[manwiththestick]

I'm waiting for one to roll up with a man bun. Only a matter of time..

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm waiting for one to roll up with a man bun. Only a matter of time..

 

I can't think of one referee I have seen in the UK who has long hair. 

[Byrnie]

I can't think of one referee I have seen in the UK who has long hair.

On the subject of refs. Who's that cool German referee? Felix something.

 

Seen the end of a documentary on him on BT sport last season.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

On the subject of refs. Who's that cool German referee? Felix something.

 

Seen the end of a documentary on him on BT sport last season.

 

You are probably on about Dr Felix Brych. 

[navbasi]

Benfica exit the pitch through an Emirates check-in desk after warming up.

 

[Jairzinho]

No, just no. I'd be walking around that.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Love to see Mike Ashley do some sort of Wonga version of this.

[jimmycase]

Benfica exit the pitch through an Emirates check-in desk after warming up.

 

 

Not just the premier league that sold its soul then.

[Dr Nowt]

Love to see Mike Ashley do some sort of Wonga version of this.

Where you have to truffle shuffle your way along a line of pissed-up cunts standing by one-armed bandits, who tell you your shorts look gay and rifle your pockets.

[suzy]

Dear oh dear, Sky are calling this Monday "Mersey Monday"

[El Rojo]

Jurgen Klopp is a great panacea for everything that's wrong with modern football.

 

I feel myself smiling sometimes just looking at the man.

[Jenson]

I'm waiting for one to roll up with a man bun. Only a matter of time..

 

I reckon Roger Milford might have been able to scrape together enough hair for a top knot.

 

[El Rojo]

I reckon Roger Milford might have been able to scrape together enough hair for a top knot.

 

 

Ah, the good old days, when referees wore body paint instead of shorts.

[Champ]

Jurgen Klopp is a great panacea for everything that's wrong with modern football.

 

I feel myself smiling sometimes just looking at the man.

The only thing I could make out of his features as he approached the supporters at the end of the game last night was his massive smile

[Champ]

Dance Cam at half time last night was a new low point for me

[VladimirIlyich]

That's the most offensive thing I've seen all season. They all wanna be as cool as Clatts but he's set the bar way too high.

A hair transplant you mean? Deffo not cool.

[Mook]

Dance Cam at half time last night was a new low point for me

I thought that was funny, the pretend rave with the floodlights before kick off was chronic though.

[razor]

 

 

What's Peter Stringfellow doing the Macarena got to do with anything?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

People like Boris Becker who admit to supporting numerous teams, just fuck off. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

When the words Manchester City and PSG are followed by the words European Giants.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

When the words Manchester City and PSG are followed by the words European Giants.

 

Indeed. 

 

PSG 1 x Uefa cup.

 

City 1 x cup winners cup. 

 

European minnows more like. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Indeed. 

 

PSG 1 x Uefa cup.

 

City 1 x cup winners cup. 

 

European minnows more like.

 

It's all about the fucking oil. Without being crude.

[Bjornebye]

When the words Manchester City and PSG are followed by the words European Giants.

Yep. Same with arsenal to a slightly lesser extent.

[razor]

It's all about the fucking oil. Without being crude.

 

I see what you did there.

 

Slick.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It's all about the fucking oil. Without being crude.

 

Qualifying for the CL group stage is the new winning at football.