The Special One: The Dark Side of Jose Mourinho

[Duff Man]

The cheeky cunt even has the neck to complain about City's spending and nobody calls him on it.

[Jay86]

Costa "injured" again when he's just about to play for Spain, he obviously doesn't give a shit about Spain considering he's Brazilian after all. He's been injured before every international break yet plays a full 90 for Chelsea nearly every game. It's bollocks.

 

How he gets away with this and blatantly elbowing people all the time, he did it Livermore yesterday and hardly a thing was said.

[Trumo]

The Narcissistic One is still trying to keep his name in the headlines even though what his team does this season is now irrelevant, thus automatically shifting the focus elsewhere. Even when he's supposedly happy at a club, he'll make noises about the possibility of taking on a new challenge elsewhere ('challenge' is his speak for a club with money to burn offering him a fat contract) possibly because he anticipates people becoming fed up with his antics and/or his anti-football. If all is going well, he'll create an issue behind the scenes. I believe they call it an exit strategy these days.

 

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/chelsea/story/2462504/jose-mourinho-open-to-taking-charge-of-another-english-club

[Nightcat]

come and get me plea to FSG?

[Trumo]

come and get me plea to FSG?

 

Yeah, FSG's project is just what he had in mind I'm sure.

[Trumo]

Saw this story on the BBC:

 

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has been banned from driving for six months after being caught doing 60mph in a 50mph zone. (Mirror)

 

I guess he'll do anything for 3 points.

[A_S]

Waiting for The Skyscraper One to fuck off before heading to the mancs? 

[Stickman]

Saw this story on the BBC:

 

 

I guess he'll do anything for 3 points.

 

 

Kinda ironic in that he was speeding past a parked bus

[Boss]

Shitcoat has axed their sexy physio from the match day squad because she ran on to treat Hazard when he was play acting like a little fanny. Whatta knob.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/eva-carneiro-axed-from-chelsea-matches-in-aftermath-of-jose-mourinho-criticism-10450330.html?123

[Josef Svejk]

So, Mourinho has effectively disposed of the only appealing aspect of Chelsea Football Club.

[Tyler Durden]

Just read about this what a wanker, as if anymore evidence was needed.

[SlugTrail]

Count in being a count shocker.

[Hand Shandy]

Gotta love autocorrect...

 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Sign her up Brendan.

[Reckoner]

Hello, I am one spineless without shame blame shifting snidey rat fuck count. How are you?

[BCM]

How does anyone like this prick....... Serious question.

[Anubis]

Reckoner, did you just compare one of the greatest Sesame Street characters ever with some coat bargain bin-dwelling cunt?

[Nightcat]

The Portuguese reptilian, new world order male whore, whose shape-shifting goes on overdrive against Liverpool.

 

The fact that he has been glorified in your sad little rainy country, says it all about your establishment (Media, Policymakers etc...). It is also quite revealing that this shit is BRodgie's mentor and the one who Rodgie still can't look straight in the eye. I want to sit on his face and fart, but I'm hesitant that he might enjoy it.

[G Richards]

Does anyone remember when Cech got injured at Reading? Wasn't there a strong complaint from Chelsea about the medical attention not being prompt enough? Fast forward to the Swansea game and now Mourinho is complaining that the medical attention was too prompt?

 

The clear problem is Hazard was cynically feigning injury. He was rolling around in 'agony' to try to trick the ref. He only succeeded in tricking his own club's doctor. The doctor is a medical professional who is clearly not adept in the dark arts. Mourinho is gutted because she is not a very good cheat. That's the issue.

 

She's better off out of it.  

[El Rojo]

He probably wanted her out anyway because she's taller than him.

 

I hope City beat them at the weekend so his paranoid bleating goes into an early overdrive.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Mil-ing Around]

He just can't help himself. The cunt in him always shines through. This does take his cunt levels to levels other cunts would be proud of though.

[matt1983]

Does anyone remember when Cech got injured at Reading? Wasn't there a strong complaint from Chelsea about the medical attention not being prompt enough? Fast forward to the Swansea game and now Mourinho is complaining that the medical attention was too prompt?

 

The clear problem is Hazard was cynically feigning injury. He was rolling around in 'agony' to try to trick the ref. He only succeeded in tricking his own club's doctor. The doctor is a medical professional who is clearly not adept in the dark arts. Mourinho is gutted because she is not a very good cheat. That's the issue.

 

She's better off out of it.

...and last season, when he dug out the stretcher bearers for not running on the grass in footwear inappropriate for wet grass. He loves having a go at people with little or no opportunity to reply. Pathetic fucking bully.

 

I presume in this case he's annoyed because, being that she is part of the back room staff, she should have known that Hazard was only "injured" and not injured.

[Skrtel Milk]

He probably wanted her out anyway 

The male physio runs through the devil child's point of view and on for 5 seconds with no reaction from the smelly cunt. 

 

He probably did.

 

Or he just acted the situation to get the media focusing on him again instead of his cunt team's mediocre performance. Sacrificing Eva when she just wanted to make Eden good.

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

He just can't help himself. The cunt in him always shines through. This does take his cunt levels to levels other cunts would be proud of though.

 

His levels of cuntishness are beyond compare.

 

Rampant cuntishness.

 

Cuntishness abounds.