Congratulations Captain Turd

[Bjornebye]

His missus had a baby girl last night.

 

CT said she is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen which means the baby definately isn't his.

 

Joking fella - nice work, go out and get drunk. You have done all the hard work.

[Magic Sponge]

Was the baby wearing camo kecks?

 

Congratulations mate.

[Lee909]

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Turdseye

[Guest LFD]

Congratulations.

[Trumo]

Congrats.

[Bogman]

Well in master and ms Turds.

 

Fun and games start now.

[Guest davelfc]

Congratulations.

[stringvest]

well in John. Congratulations and best wishes to you all.

[TheHowieLama]

"Salutes"

[Sugar Ape]

Congrats.

 

How many fingers has it got?

[Scooby Dudek]

Didn't know you had it in you.

[Redder Lurtz]

Well in Sir. And Mrs, I suppose.

[TheBitch]

Didn't know you had it in you.

 

He hasn't. He's just claiming it.

[Champ]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet! Love to you all. Cath X

 

Pics or GTFO

[navbasi]

Congrats mate on all your hardwork! Hope mother and baby are doing well.

[s(k)aturation]

Cheers mate.

And thank goodness a girl.

Means one day, if she's a nice traditional lass, she can shed the "Turdseye" maiden name.

[Flying Pig]

Congrats.

 

Only 25 more years to go until all the school, uni, mobile bills, boyfriend and tantrums are over.

[Trumo]

Congrats.

 

Only 25 more years to go until all the school, uni, mobile bills, boyfriend and tantrums are over.

 

*awaits Lewis' contribution to this thread*

[Furmedge]

Congratulations fella.

[Captain Turdseye]

Ta very much everyone, will spread the rep when I get the chance. Emily Clare Turdseye was born at 12:11am. She is fucking ace.

 

Cath, I'll PM you a picture later, can't be having it on the GF incase Mendoza gets his grubby little paws on it.

[A Red]

Well done and congratulations!

[Alan Sex]

Congrats on your wife squeezing out a little Turd!

[janmolby]

RIP Turdseye

[Barzini]

Congratulations.

 

Kiss goodbye to getting a lie in or a minutes peace ever again.

 

Good luck!

[Champ]

Ta very much everyone, will spread the rep when I get the chance. Emily Clare Turdseye was born at 12:11am. She is fucking ace.

 

Cath, I'll PM you a picture later, can't be having it on the GF incase Mendoza gets his grubby little paws on it.

 

E.C.T. Hmmm? I'm shocked!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, I reckon that's a good name. You cant imagine an Emily Clare going off the rails, can you? A bit mischievous, maybe, but there's no harm in that.

 

A picture would be lovely but you've got way more important things to be doing. I was just joking really x