The Foodie thread

[Champ]

What Peeps be confusing the fuck out of me today.

Father in law

[celeryBADboy]

I have no idea what this means, but no ta. Leave the cooking to the experts in future, Si.

Haha

[lifetime fan]

Is that your fil?

Ace!

 

No, it's Joe.

[Champ]

Ace!

No, it's Joe.

Well it started off as your Dad and I thought, cant be, and then fil seemed the next choice. But, Joe! This fathering lark takes it out of you *goes back to inspect picture more carefully*

[Rico1304]

This 21 yr old on Masterchef looks good, Christ at 21 I was asking my mum how to open tins.

[General Dryness]

This 21 yr old on Masterchef looks good, Christ at 21 I was asking my mum how to open tins.

 

Its junior masterchef that kills me. 8 year olds cooking shit I've never heard of. Precocious fuckers.

[Champ]

Its junior masterchef that kills me. 8 year olds cooking shit I've never heard of. Precocious fuckers.

Is it not a bit creepy? Whats wrong with hanging out with your mates or playing Fifa, eh?

[s(k)aturation]

Been labouring through through the Great British Menu "Comic Relief" series down here.

The GBM format's getting a bit tired.

[Champ]

Its the same with so many hit shows. .they work well to start with because they are different and then they just flog the life out of them

[General Dryness]

Is it not a bit creepy? Whats wrong with hanging out with your mates or playing Fifa, eh?

 

Probably won't be so creepy when they're running their own 3 michelin starred restaurant in London, beating off supermodels with a shitty stick and deciding which ferrari to go out in today.

 

Still, I'm sure theres career opportunities in playing FIFA, although I'm still waiting for one to present itself. At 39.

[Champ]

Probably won't be so creepy when they're running their own 3 michelin starred restaurant in London, beating off supermodels with a shitty stick and deciding which ferrari to go out in today.

 

Still, I'm sure theres career opportunities in playing FIFA, although I'm still waiting for one to present itself. At 39.

And they'll still be precocious upstarts. And why is everything about career opportunities? Not just you...I find myself 'selling' stuff that my kids dont really want to do with that in mind.

 

Back on topic, Tom Kerridge's beef the other night was very good. The grated ginger added a really subtle background heat

[General Dryness]

And they'll still be precocious upstarts. And why is everything about career opportunities? Not just you...I find myself 'selling' stuff that my kids dont really want to do with that in mind.

 

Back on topic, Tom Kerridge's beef the other night was very good. The grated ginger added a really subtle background heat

 

If you can find a career in something that you love doing, wouldn't that be the greatest thing? If theres no career in what you love doing, thats not important either. The one thing my missus and I have promised ourselves is that we won't put any pressure on the boy career wise.

 

Not everyone I know who was mercilessly whipped (figuratively speaking) to achieve by their parents ended up successful, but they all ended up unhappy.

 

Sorry for the derail, on with the topic. Food n stuff. Yums.

[Champ]

If you can find a career in something that you love doing, wouldn't that be the greatest thing? If theres no career in what you love doing, thats not important either. The one thing my missus and I have promised ourselves is that we won't put any pressure on the boy career wise.

 

Not everyone I know who was mercilessly whipped (figuratively speaking) to achieve by their parents ended up successful, but they all ended up unhappy.

 

Sorry for the derail, on with the topic. Food n stuff. Yums.

Not just you.

There's a happy medium with these things. We have been pretty slack in that department, listening to the lives of certain friends and the stuff their kids are put through leaves me giddy, and my kids have just done their own thing but belatedly I find myself with an eye on the dreaded cv trying to make up for lost ground

[celeryBADboy]

Was having a conversation about pro master chef with someone the other day there isnt a chance these getting through are the best in the country out of everyone that aplied its like Xfactor. No Chef thinks im going for fame you wanna be the best but your aim isnt fame seems like these cooking shows are full of people that want book deals etc, If you want to be the best for your food you wouldnt go on Masterchef,  

[s(k)aturation]

No, it's Joe.

 

Who's Joe, Lifey?

[Lee909]

They rejected your application then

[celeryBADboy]

They rejected your application then

Never applied mate dont thin i ever would tbh, Take the Monica Skills tests the only one ive seen which i dont know how to do is sea urchants, and thats the gods honest truth

[General Dryness]

Never applied mate dont thin i ever would tbh, Take the Monica Skills tests the only one ive seen which i dont know how to do is sea urchants, and thats the gods honest truth

 

Is that what you'd serve if the baylifts came round?

[Champ]

Who's Joe, Lifey?

His baby brother

[Champ]

You get the pheasant yet Champ?

This could be on this weekend

[Champ]

Ribs I did on the weekend.

 

 

And I'm trying to teach him how to cook but he's only just mastered the basics.

 

 

Its been bothering me... is there a faint whiff of Ashley Giles about him, Colin? *sniggers*

[lifetime fan]

He's going to love you.

[Champ]

He's going to love you.

And how will he find out?

[lifetime fan]

 

I'll tell him.

[Champ]

I'll tell him.

Thought you might. I'm right, though, arent I?

 

 

(He's not going on Saturday, is he?)