The footballers faces you could just slap all day thread

[liverpoolsno9]

John terry, lampard, Ashley cole, drogba, joe cole, Stewart downing, rio Ferdinand, jonny Evans, evra. Have to be Rio & Evra at the front of the queue though. Closely followed by Lampard & Terry, then the 2 coles, followed by the others, I'd leave Downing till last though, I'd have no more slaps in me so I'd just boot fuck out of the spineless, gutless cunt.

[fowler9]

Gareth Bale goes higher and higher on my list everytime I see him

[scudger99]

Most of the Stoke players. With an open pre-heated George Foreman grill.

Must be something in the water in that area, as well as being in-bred mongs.

[Barzini]

This fucking glans

 

[boomer39]

forgot my pet hate... kevin davies of bolton... sure he's got a twin brother in my local.. a proper gobshite...

[boomer39]

another on my forgot list.... "scotty" parker... ffs.. sad name, sad hairdo...

[Furmedge]

Michael Brown. All day long.

[cestrianred]

Today......Lee Croft

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Rio the drug mule ferdinand.

I'd love to slap him about the face with a wet salmon for a few hours each day.

He'd be difficult to slap. You'd aim for where a normal person's mouth should be and you'd catch him round the ear or the fod or something.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'd like to slap every single top flight football player. You earn a mortgage a week, for doing less than I do in a day you earn a sum that would completely change my life. Smile more you fucks.

[Newport]

Today......Lee Croft

 

He would get the fist, a slap would be too nice.

[lamai]

I'd like to slap every single top flight football player. You earn a mortgage a week, for doing less than I do in a day you earn a sum that would completely change my life. Smile more you fucks.

 

Is the correct answer, the most recent example is Odemwingie trying to push for a move to QPR. What a disgraceful crying piece of shit. overpaid crying arsehole.

[Trumo]

Spurs have got a few it seems. Gareth Bale is an obvious choice, but if he isn't there, then his doppleganger from their academy is another good shout, just for looking exactly like Bale. Kyle Walker is another, although it might inadvertently improve his face a little. Lastly, Aaron Lennon, for those stupid eyebrows and that ridiculous pout he has in EVERY photo.

[Baltar]

Most of the Real Madrid team. I'd gladly slap almost every one of them including their manager.

Ramos, Pepe, Marcelo, Di Maria, Casilias, Mourinho and especially that fuck face Ronaldo. I'd leave Xabi and Arbeloa alone though.

[DooooodekNo5]

That forward Smith from yesterday, mainly because he looks like that smarmy cunt presenter Jake Humphreys who i cannot fucking stand.

[MAC5]

Today......Lee Croft

 

Poor Tyrone! Not only is he getting kicked to fuck at home by his missis but now you wanna slap him around a bit!!!

[graham]

has to be danny welbeck for me , the long faced ugly looking gazelle

[Nasty Lizard]

I'm amazed/disgusted/shocked that a thread like this gets to post 43 without the biggest cunt in football getting a mention.

 

Lads, you let yourselves down.

 

 

This cunt

 

 

Oooo. Good arrows.

[Son of L8]

Many of the obvious candidates have been covered, so I'll add this cunt's mug:

 

 

Pow! Right in the kisser!

[therevivalist]

 

this fucking prick, several times over

 

Yeah that one. And Rooney. And camel mouth. And the Hispanic winger guy. And Nana. ...

[smokinstu]

I would pay good money to work him over for half an hour with a cricket bad... one with nails in.

 

 

His face just causes rage to start building!

[Bellflower]

Retro :

 

Anderton.

Beresford.

McGovern.

Crerand/Macari (combined forehand/backhand slaps).............

[Anubis]

Michael Brown. All day long.

 

I was going to say brown but the question said slap, not repeatedly stamp on.

[DooooodekNo5]

I was going to say brown but the question said slap, not repeatedly stamp on.

 

Same goes for Evra, hes in a different league altogether, the whos head would you like to use as a bouncy castle league.

[alonsox14]

this is an XI of the most horrible cunts i can think of (and I'm purposefully leaving out any stoke player - there's just no sport in that):

 

GK. Cech - with your stupid scrum cap you benny.

 

RB. Tony Hibbert - he's so shit. how does he earn money as a footballer? wouldn't have him on my 5 a side team.

 

CB. Rio Ferdinand - overrated as fuck and his twitter posts are so badly composed. Can't abide how shit his literacy is. Prick.

 

CB. Robert Huth - I know I've already broken my rule but i hate him so much i just couldn't leave him out. What an absolute penis.

 

LB. Evra - no explanation needed.

 

RM. Aaron Lennon - stupid haircut, stupid run.... and that eyebrow shaved thing he has going on... i thought lads stopped that after their teens??

 

CM. Joe fucking Allen - I hate him. He's one of ours I know. But every time he passes the ball sideways or backwards I hate him a little bit more.

 

CM. Adel Taarabt - so arrogant its offensive. and you can tell the minute he hangs up his boots he's gonna go full-tilt ricky hatton and get proper fat.

 

LM ©. Gareth Bale - he's just got the head of an arsehole, hasn't he? and that celebration *shakes with rage*. I'd love to knock him the fuck out.

 

CF. Torres - God is fucking with him for being such a trecherous mercenary. scumbag. i hope he looks at that champions league medal everyday with pure resentment and sadness. i hope he is sad every day.

 

CF. Grant Holt - he too has the head of a prick, permanently looks pissed off. you earn loads of money and you're punching way above your weight (which is saying something). Crack a smile you joyless wanker.

 

Manager - Sam the hut Allardyce. The sooner he takes West Ham into the conference the better the world will be.