Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[Jairzinho]

Fancy actually wanting David Moyes to manage your team, just imagine that for a second....what kind of mess must you be in for someone to go "i know who'll sort this shit out, David Moyes" and then for everyone to go "yep sound that".

 

Horrifying stuff.

 

One of my mates (the one that sends hate mail to Mel Snide every week) supports Newcastle. Asked him about Moyes when it was first rumoured a couple of weeks ago. Told me he'd rather toss off Niall Quinn than have Moyes anywhere near the club.

[Iceman]

He's probably just checking your reaction first.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Iceman]

[Russ Atmosphere]

[scudger99]

I'd fucking love it if some time in the near future they ended up with the Hodge.  The sheer levels of cuntery of the bitters and the fucking owl would ensure a perfect match.  They deserve each other.  New levels of mediocrity would be guaranteed and roundly welcomed.

[Iceman]

Stop teasing me.

[Gnasher]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11141769/David-Moyes-appointment-as-Manchester-United-manager-stupid-says-Johan-Cruyff.html

 

Cruyff calls Davy appointment stupid. Poor poor Davy.

[Etienne77]

Fancy actually wanting David Moyes to manage your team, just imagine that for a second....what kind of mess must you be in for someone to go "i know who'll sort this shit out, David Moyes" and then for everyone to go "yep sound that".

 

Horrifying stuff.

I've spoken to 2 toffs today who told me they would take David back in a heartbeat. They reckon Bobby's blown it.

 

Fucking marvelous

[magicrat]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/manchester-united/11141769/David-Moyes-appointment-as-Manchester-United-manager-stupid-says-Johan-Cruyff.html

 

Cruyff calls Davy appointment stupid. Poor poor Davy.

 

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Was he saying anything when Slur was rolling out Gollum like he was his anointed son. Hindsight is 20/20 as they say

[Ronnie Whelan]

I'd fucking love Moyesy to take over at somewhere like the barcodes and turn the Mancs over. It says a lot about how twatty they are that I sympathise with davey.

[Section_31]

He'll end up back at the shite sooner or later, guaranteed. Long lost son, tears from Bill, scarfs with welcome home etc. You can see it all now.

[Iceman]

And the Taff Tavern mural repainted and resplendent in all it's proven non-winning glory?

[Trumo]

The Mancs fired Gollum after his team shit the bed at Everton, and on that same day we beat Norwich 3-2 at Carrow Road and were sitting pretty at the top of the league. Our next game was against Chelsea which we lost, and our form since that game has been mediocre at best. Just saying like.

[Dr Nowt]

The day the music died.

[Dr Nowt]

https://vine.co/v/OvdAZluIWWX/embed

 

Saw this posted earlier under "David Moyes is a Spanish genius."

[manwiththestick]

4-0 defeat tonight. Shame.

[xerxes]

4-0 defeat tonight. Shame.

He needs time for the full impact of his management to be realised...

[ratcatcher]

Wasnt he doing an interview where he counted to four in Spanish the other day? Talk about premonition!

[JagSquared]

Why are the bbc dedicating live match feeds to him? We didn't get that with mclaren. It's like they (as all non Manchester United and Everton fans) want the hilarity of last season to continue. I almost feel sorry for him.

 

 

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[mouse1989]

Why are the bbc dedicating live match feeds to him? We didn't get that with mclaren. It's like they (as all non Manchester United and Everton fans) want the hilarity of last season to continue. I almost feel sorry for him.

 

 

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Because La Liga is much popular than anywhere McClaren has been

[JagSquared]

Because La Liga is much popular than anywhere McClaren has been

No doubt but he's hardly taken on a fancied team, relatively speaking. Poor fucker thought he could get away from it all.

 

 

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[Harry Squatter]

He'll end up back at the shite sooner or later, guaranteed. Long lost son, tears from Bill, scarfs with welcome home etc. You can see it all now.

Now that would be funny. They all turned on him when he left because they thought Bobby Brown Shoes was the best manager they've had since Howard Kendall.

[Dr Nowt]

"Bobby Brown Shoes couldn't organise a defence to save his suntan and he never beat the red shite here. Davey just gets us."

[Ranxerox]

Get yer bids in!

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/dec/30/chosen-one-banner-manchester-united-auction-david-moyes