Someone's having a real laugh - gollum?

[magicrat]

He will have a job for life and doesn't need sympathy. The guy will just keep going. That's what I'm saying I am admiring about him - his resilience. its a trait I admire very much in people.

He wont be back managing any top team again in the PL

He's probably caked now anyway so for someone that's not very good at his job and won fuck all I guess he's had a result.  

[Ginny]

Of course he won't - he's fucked that up. But he'll always make a living from football. Not sure he has ever managed a top team in the PL though apart from that fluke at Man Utd cos that Scottish prick wanted him to fail

[Dr Nowt]

He's a bitter, goggle-eyed loser twat who looks like he brushes his hair with a toffee apple.

 

Fuck him, I will always enjoy a chuckle at his expense.

[Shitty Arse]

[stringvest]

Fucking hell,  if that was just sound and no vision, you'd swear that was Pep Guardiola. 

[Jairzinho]

Fucking hell,  if that was just sound and no vision, you'd swear that was Pepe Le Pew. 

 

Quite.

[VladimirIlyich]

Do the interview in English if all you know in Spanish is to recite numbers 1 to 10.

Moron.

You tell him Shteeve McLaren

[Gnasher]

Do the interview in English if all you know in Spanish is to recite numbers 1 to 10.

Moron.

You tell him Shteeve McLaren

 

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/spanish-interpreter-battling-to-get-moyes-to-understand-hes-sacked-20151111103768

[magicrat]

Do the interview in English if all you know in Spanish is to recite numbers 1 to 10.

Moron.

You tell him Shteeve McLaren

 

The stupid cunt didn't get as far as diez .

What an utter muppet 

[deiseach]

Like everyone from Carretera Condado, Moyes can't count past cinco. Sinohubierasidopor...

 

(Rafa will be along tomorrow to correct my ropey use of Google Translate. He'll have plenty of time.)

[Johnlj]

I've heard Moyes have applied to play the role of a fat spanish waiter in a remake of Flowery Twats.

[Dr. J]

He didn't let Spain down, Spain let him down.

 

We're almost ready for the Moyes, Peter Reid, Tony Pulis and Fat Sam hour on Sky.

[Curly]

[Josef Svejk]

 

You're not going to tan, David. Ever.

[Paco]

interviewed the other night by balding and was asked if he d ever manage liverpool and he wouldnt answer the question

[Josef Svejk]

interviewed the other night by balding and was asked if he d ever manage liverpool and he wouldnt answer the question

 

I'll field this one, Clare.

 

Nae.

[Dave D]

interviewed the other night by balding and was asked if he d ever manage liverpool and he wouldnt answer the question

Fuckin 'ell

 

I mean for fucks sake.

 

What a question to ask a complete wanker

[VladimirIlyich]

'Roy Hodgson,Brendan Rodgers,David Moyes,your boys took a hell of a beating' would be an oft repeated phrase if this ever happened!

[Russ Atmosphere]

Pat Murphy

BBC Midlands football reporter

Posted at 12:25

David Moyes has dropped out of the running for the Aston Villa manager's job. On a short list of three, Moyes was strongly tipped to be the new manager after being interviewed last Thursday night, but after mulling over the challenge this weekend, decided to rule himself out. 

 

I understand that the fundamental issue for Moyes was dropping down to the Championship and he had reservations about Villa wanting a swift decision, with a hectic summer ahead for the club's football department.

 

 

[Herp McDerp]

 

Pat Murphy

BBC Midlands football reporter

Posted at 12:25

David Moyes has dropped out of the running for the Aston Villa manager's job. On a short list of three, Moyes was strongly tipped to be the new manager after being interviewed last Thursday night, but after mulling over the challenge this weekend, decided to rule himself out. 

 

I understand that the fundamental issue for Moyes was dropping down to the Championship and he had reservations about Villa wanting a swift decision, with a hectic summer ahead for the club's football department.

 

 

 

 

Hahaha, the managerial version of a failed medical, brilliant.

 

[Dr Nowt]

He's waiting for Bill's call.

[deiseach]

Anyone brave enough to start a 'Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat?' thread?

[Captain]

Anyone brave enough to start a 'Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat?' thread?

I've been waiting for it!

[deiseach]

I've been waiting for it!

 

As am I, but have I the cojones to deal with the fallout should he sweep to domestic and European glory? No, I do not.

[Trumo]

Everton have spoken to Moyes about the manager's job apparently.